Kagami: Hey! Konata, Tsukasa! Come here!

Tsukasa gets up from the couch and hurries over to her sister. Konata doesn't move an inch and her eyes stay glued to the T.V. screen.

Tsukasa: What is it, onee-chan?

Kagami: Saki-kun asked us to be an "opening act" for this fic. Here, take this script.

Kagami glares at Konata. A vein pops. She then gives a huge stack of papers to her sister. Tsukasa stares at the papers in disbelief.

Kagami: Oi, Konata! GET OVER HERE!

Konata: Mm. Just a minute…

Kagami sighs and slaps her forehead in exasperation. She turns to Tsukasa, who looks as if she wants to ask a question.

Kagami: Yes, Tsukasa?

Tsukasa: Um…what exactly does us being the "opening act" mean?

Kagami: It means we're supposed to do something to warm up the audience before the real performers do their thing. …I think Saki-kun has been watching too much Gravitation.

Konata: I KNEW IT! You ARE a closet otaku, Kagami!

Konata grins (which looks amazingly similar to a cat who has just captured a mouse) at Kagami, who becomes flustered, then angry. Another vein pops. Tsukasa stands by, looking from one to the other in confusion.

Kagami: Grr…

Kagami turns her attention back to the audience. (A/N: That means you, dear reader! [: ) She reads from the script.

Kagami: Er…well, anyways! This is the first chapter of what will be a…er…collection of short scenes taking place between the Lucky Star characters!

Tsukasa: Um…Saki-kun hopes you enjoy them!

Konata: Oh, and Saki-kun doesn't own us! HA! Take that, you lonely otaku!

Kagami stares at Konata and sweatdrops. Saki-kun magically appears out of nowhere and starts spouting tears. The room floods, and the T.V. malfunctions.

Konata: AHH! MY ANIME!

Tsukasa: Ah! Kona-chan!

Kagami treads water while Tsukasa frantically tries to get to Konata, who was trying to get the T.V. to work again. Kagami sweatdrops.

Kagami: Ah…er…sorry about that! Please enjoy!

Kagami swims off to where Konata and Tsukasa are. And Saki-kun has magically disappeared just as fast as she had appeared.

-END SCENE-

A/N:

[Time check]: Tuesday, September 7th; 2:06 A.M.

AHAHAHA! I MADE IT! I got this fic in before school started! (Er..well, technically.)

- Please wait a minute while Saki-kun dances around like a maniac -

Okay! Er..well, this isn't really that funny, isn't it? I'm sorry! *bows profusely* Actually, I'm not much of a comedian myself...and I was half-drunk and half-asleep while writing this. So I apologize for any grammer or spelling mistakes, OOC-ness, and/or nonsense. Of course, if it's random...then I DIDN'T MESS UP! :D

Hopefully the next one won't be as...er...strange. No...wait...that's a good thing. Um...yeah! You know what I mean! ^-^
(No? You don't? Ah, well...forget it.)

I don't really know what else to say...Um..the next chapter will be funnier! That's a promise! It'll (hopefully) be up by the end of the week. And then there'll (probably) be regular updates every Saturday. :D

Reviews are welcome! Feel free to correct me on anything, and/or give me constructive criticism! I'll accept it with a smile! ^-^