OK PEOPLE HERE'S A FAN FICTION ITS ABOUT MOST OFF THE SOUL REAPERS MAKING A BAND TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ENEMY's ... this is the first one so don't be mean about it... it was early the last weekend me and my friend MINKA and i were making it up and then me and her sister (don't no how to spell it) were talking about some yoai ill try to fit some of it in... for you know yoai freaks and u will be surprised how many of us there is... not as bad as our friend lizzie she like yoai freak number 1 u no? only yoai freaks will no what i mean... ok back on topic this one is band practice... well lets read... one more thing... NEVER GIVE IKKATO COFFEE ITS NOT SAFE JUST DONT ASK JUST LISTEN OK? :D I LEARNED THE SCARY WAY SO DID RENJI!
while renji,rukia,ichigo,ikkato,rangiku,inoue,toshire,uryu,chad,byakyua, etc was sitting renji busted out saying " THAT'S HOW WE WILL BEAT THOSE BAD GUYS A BAND!."
Byakyua,ikkato,toshior,the fancy eyebrows man,chad and uryu shouted " NOOOOO!"
while everyone else and ichigos dad shouting "OK" the others groaned mad
byakyua tried to walk out well,as toshior on his side it wasn't long until not long by for rukia running out saying " u both can dance!" then byakyua well as toshior ran off screaming " CRAZY'S " then the old head captain said " we need everyone help or if u don't we will kill u!" byakyua said "fine" in a serious manner while toshior started crying.
rangiku ran up to him saying " are u OK?" then giggling. "yes rangiku" then everyone went inside.
kisuke and yoruichi was a sighing what they do, "OK renji u get the drums and u ikkato " " WHOO" renji shouted running to the red and black drums. "ok rukia u will be a singer well as rangiku and inoue and yachiru" the three girls squealed but rukia hugging her bunny saying " were gonna be singers!" " yuz, karin, nel u get the triangle" "yuzu said" yeah!""ichigo chad uryu u get the guitar" ichigo said" THANK YOU"then grappling chad and uryu to the guitar section. "everyone else counting byakyua toshire kenpachi and ichigos dad... u will be the crazy dancers"
few hours later
" GOD DAMN IT HOW DO I PLAY THIS THING!"renji shouted in an very scary way making everyone hide in a corner hugging each other and shivering.
" i can show u... oh wait Ur probably to big of an idiot!" ichigo yelled at renji. renji yelled back screaming" IDIOT AT LEAST IM A SOUL REAPER! BAKA."
kisuke said "OK this went to a band practice to a full out battle it looks like aizen all over" then after that rukia saying "im not taking the chance" then she grapped ichigo and renji's hair yelling " STOP HAVING A CAT FIGHT" and Yoruichi gave a really mad and amused renji and ichigo said "ok were sorry" then they went back to the instruments.
"NO your doing it wronge" said kenpachi yelling at the other dancers. " well ur going to fast and these moves are hard!" " YOUR in the way byakyua" then ikkato coming over with his wooden sword with his creepy ikkato face that no one cant do. "hmmm really u would look good in my humans cut up in to sushi collection want to join" said ikkato suddenly having coffee in his hands. Then kenpachi,byakyua,toshire and ichigos dad running out to practice outside.
"kurosaki what are you playing were practiceing change!" "oh that opening song i thought it was the one with kon singing" uryu and chad did a facepalm. Then ichigo started playing as if he started when he was one if he could. Uryu copied ichigo and did it better. " help!" said renji holding on to ichigo. " what is it now renji did u take pictures of kenpachi again?" " NO i...i... gave ikkato coffee" ichigo ran and found ikkato. " Hello little boy!" "was he always big as kenpachi?" then renji saying "no". Then ichigo said " have fun renji calming down ikkato" then patting his head and running off. " Baka"said renji pissed off
" Oh my inoue your amazing" then rangiku giggled. "Thank you" "AH! I CANT OPEN MY JUICE" "here let me see yachiru" then rukia grapped the juice box and opened it." Thank you rukia" "Your welcome" the four girls started singing. toshire,ichigo,kenpachi and renji stareing into space at them. " AHH PERVERTS" then the girls smacked them and kicked them away back to their groups.
"so your nel right" " Yup your brothers so cute!" " wow why dose everyone think that?" "cause he is!" then nel gigging. yuzu started playing and his sister sighing.
" why do i have to be here?" yuzu asked karin " didnt you want this" "before but now that toshire over there im so sad." Then rangiku came over towering over karin " WHAT DID U SAY" yelled rangiku to karin and having a ikkato face.
" Some one help ikkato's going crazy... LIKE KENPACHI CRAZY" then everyone laughed at renji. " STOP LAUGHING BAKAS!" Then byakyua walking over to renji saying " were not laughing at you... were laughing with you" "nope byakyua were laughing at him" " SHUT THE HELL UP ICHIGO." Everyone laughed harder. Then renji started playing the drums. Byakyua saying " When did he get that good?" "maybe shes the legendary guitar player that disapeared in the 70's... make sense since he would be gone every night." "maybe maybe" ichigo replyed. Karin asked renji " sweet teach me" then ichigo grapping karin yelling " NO YOU WILL CATCH HIS IDOT RETARD AFFECTION" then everyone smacked ichigo. "sure maybe later after the battle" "oh yeah u guys live here now hun?." Rukia kicked ichigo in the face "dont act like a idot!" everyone replied " but he is one when it comes to common sense."
Renji laughed at ichigo causing another cat fight.
few hours later
"ok are u guys done yet?" said rukia very mad. " com...come on ichigo im..."then renji burbed. "come on renji"then ichigo fainted well as renji.
"ok looks like there done... NOW WAKE UP." Then byakyua walked behind rukia and said " rukia calm down i u do i will get you another chappy doll thingy" rukia gasped leading to her screaming " ITS CHAPPY THE BUNNY BAKA NOT DOLL THINGY HOW COULD U SAY THAT U LIKE THE CLOUD GUY!" Then byakyua said " rukia calm down and you weren't suppose to tell any one that!" " Im sorry brother" said rukia then sighing "at least you learned your listen... OTHER SINGERS GO PRACTICE WITH RUKIA" then rangiku,inoue,yachiry,and rukia saying " HAI" and running off. Then byakyua saying "im going to get some juice" and walked off into the kitchen and coming back few mins later and im trying to say calmly "DAMN IT! WHERES..." then he toke a big breather and said "wheres the juice."
OK BLEACH FANS THIS IS WHERE THIS ENDS... THIS CHAPTER I WILL TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE ANOTHER XD IF YOU CAN PLEASE TELL ME HOW HOPE YOU LIKED IT I TOLD U NEVER EVER GIVE HIM COFFEE DID RENJI LISTE HOPE NOW IKKATO CALMS DOWNBYAKYUA NEEDS TO SAY CHAPPY THE BUNNY NOT CHAPPY DOLL THINGY. MAYBE SOME YOAI WILL HAPPEN NEXT HOPE YOU LIKED
