Happy Birthday Thirteen

One!Shot

Cadley

Author's note: Birthday story for JB and well Thirteen, LoL. It's silly and it would never happen but I mean, what the hell? Enjoy!

Thirteen received a few birthday cards on her birthday, even a rude one from House with a picture of a hot, naked woman on it that said "Wish you were with her". The one that she liked the most, however, was the anonymous card with a gift certificate to Christie's for a free lap dance. She had broken up with Foreman a few months before and was thinking that she was never going to date a man again. The lap dance would be perfect, but she hated to go to strip clubs alone. it was never fun to go alone, but she didn't want to ask one of the guys on the team, or House. She was assuming that one of them had gotten her the free lap dance and they would just get too much pleasure to see it play out if they were with her.

As she entered the meeting room her eyes spied Cameron. She had always had a crush on the girl, but how was she to convince her to come to the strip club with her? Cameron didn't seem like the type to just go to a strip club with another woman. Thirteen sighed and sat down, House had said that they had a case and right on her birthday too. She wished that she could take a day off, but this was way too important. She didn't know why Cameron was in there, as she worked in the ER now. That's when she saw the poor girl was sitting at the table going through House's mail. Chase was the only other person in there and he was getting coffee. Thirteen took a seat at the table across from her crush and smiled slightly.

"I'm going to go out on a limb and ask you to celebrate my birthday with me tonight. Wanna go out for drinks?" Thirteen said, not explaining that the drinks would be consumed at a strip club. Cameron looked at her and smiled.

"That sounds like fun. Just the two of us?"

"Yeah, girls night out. Oh and thanks for the card, by the way." Thirteen responded suavely. Cameron had gotten her a nice card expressing how glad she was to be friends with such a magnificent woman. The card had flowers pressed into it and it looked expensive. The gift that came with it was a bottle of wine, rather expensive wine, at least for Thirteen's tastes. She would enjoy the alcohol but it was not something she would consume on a regular basis, unless company was coming over.

"No problem. I'll catch up with you after work." Cameron said as she picked up the bulk of the mail, walked over to the trash can, and dropped it in. After that she went into House's office and placed the remaining mail on his desk before walking out. Chase came up behind Thirteen and sat down next to her.

"Did you just ask my fiance on a date?" He said jokingly, although the statement caused Thirteen to blush. She looked away from him, hoping that he wouldn't notice the rising blood flow in her cheeks. When she finally felt calm enough she turned back to him with a smile.

"Oh yeah, I'd tap that ass til next spring." She said, jokingly back at him. He laughed and she felt like she was now off the hook. She really was trying to get a date with Cameron but he couldn't know that. Things looked good from there on out. House brought in a case and they all got to work. The date with Cameron nearly slipping her mind.

* * *

It was one of those rare, slow days in the ER and all Cameron could think about was going out with Thirteen. She thought about it as she stitched up the young boy before her who had thought juggling knives would be just as easy as tennis balls. He had cut his hand bad enough to warrant stitches. He was doing a good job and didn't even scream when she pulled the syringe out to numb the area with lidocaine. Usually boys of his age saw the needle and wanted to run, but not this guy.

"Alight Max, you're all set." She said and then started going over the rote directions of how to care for the stitches and when they would have to come out etc. All the while she was thinking about Thirteen and she almost said her name in place of a few different words. Thirteen and her had become tight friends, and she was to be a bride's maid in the upcoming wedding. Cameron still couldn't figure out why she was thinking so strongly about Thirteen though. She had gotten her friend a gift and was going out with her for drinks, that was it. So why couldn't she stop thinking about the beautiful brunette?

As she got up to go to the doctor's lounge she suddenly thought about kissing Thirteen. Not just on the lips either, all over her body. Down her chest, sucking on a nipple, then moving on. The sensation and arousal of this perceived intimacy was so strong, her face began to flush. Her entire body began to sing with euphoria and she knew that she was completely turned on.

When she got into the lounge she had to remind herself that Chase was in the picture. He was her fiance, they were going to get married, there would be no fooling around with Thirteen, no matter how bad she wanted it. That was the weird thing, though, she did want it and she wanted it bad. She secretly hoped there would be some sort of opening for it that night when they joined for drinks.

* * *

"Here we are." Thirteen said as she parked in the lot of Christie's. Cameron looked around and realized they were at a strip club, and not one where men liked to take off their clothes. She looked over at Thirteen and couldn't help but let a smirk cross her face. This had been the opening she was looking for. She knew that Thirteen had a weakness for girls and she was going to play on that as much as she could.

"Cool. I'm paying." Cameron said and got out of the car, not even noticing the blush that was spreading across Thirteen's face. If she knew the girl was a little humiliated or embarrassed by bringing her there, then she might have picked up on it and pulled into herself. It was dark though, and all emotions were hidden at that point. Cameron supposed that she could pretend that she didn't know it was a strip club. Act all shocked when she got inside, but that wouldn't help her at all. She instead decided to shrug it off and pretend it didn't bother her.

When they entered, there was a girl on stage dressed in a blue, lycra dress. Her hair even matched the gown, and she was wearing magnificent jade heels with sequins on them. Cameron didn't know how strip clubs worked, but she was assuming that sooner or later this jade blue dancer would be stripping down. Feeling bold, she walked right up to the stage and took a seat there. Since she didn't see Thirteen's shocked expression behind her, she was all smiles.

"Right at the front? I think someone has done this before." Thirteen said as she took a seat next to Cameron.

"Not really, but I know how much you appreciate the females." Cameron replied nonchalantly. Thirteen snickered and shook her head slightly. Together they watched the jade blue dancer on the stage. She was absolutely amazing at working the pole. She did all sorts of tricks, even hanging from her legs at one point. As she was sliding down it, backwards, she made eyes at Thirteen. This flared something up inside of Cameron and she shot a look back, without even knowing it, almost telling the girl to back off. The girl offered a polite smile and exited the stage.

"She was a hottie." Thirteen said and then motioned to the bartender who was dressed in a very revealing catholic school girl's outfit. She came over to them and took their drink orders. One cosmopolitan, for Cameron, and a Jack and Coke for her companion.

"You ever get a lap dance at one of these places?" Cameron asked once their drinks were delivered.

"Maybe one or two, guys I date like to see that sort of thing. Luckily I am not tied down and don't think I'll be with another guy ever again." Thirteen replied. Cameron laughed, sometimes she thought it would just be easier to be with a woman, a woman exactly like the one sitting beside her. She took a big gulp of her drink and watched as Thirteen reached into her wallet and pulled out a white slip of paper.

"What's that?" Cameron asked and then took another drink.

"Someone thought it would be funny to leave me a coupon for a free lap dance. I figured it was one of the guys, so taking you here was my best bet." Thirteen said and then produced the birthday card that the certificate came in. Cameron looked at it and shrugged slightly.

"Who's it from?"

"I don't know, it was signed with an odd name." Thirteen said, thinking that the name "A Nonny Mouse" was just a cute way of saying "anonymous". Of course Cameron didn't know this and didn't even think to check the card.

"Well go ahead and get one, I won't stop you." Cameron replied. The next girl to come onto the stage was named Raven. She was dressed in all black and even had black gloves. She started dancing but Thirteen's eyes were clearly on the jade blue girl. Cameron wondered if the girl would even approach them after the look she had been given. She wanted Thirteen to have a good time, however, and so she made a motion to the girl, imperceptible to her friend.

The dancer with the blue hair came over a moment later and pulled up a chair. "I saw the way you looked at me." She said to Thirteen, after giving Cameron and acknowledging head nod. Cameron smiled at her, hoping to put the fear in the girl's head to rest.

"Yeah, I like your hair." Thirteen said and reached out, brushing some of it out of the girl's face. The girl giggled and looked back at Thirteen, smiling flirtatiously. Cameron couldn't tell if the look was one of business or actual pleasure. Then again, who couldn't look at Thirteen and feel themselves getting flirtatious? Cameron suddenly snatched the coupon for the lap dance off of the table and held it up.

"Lets get down to business. I want to see you, dancing for her." Cameron said, and for some reason her stomach fluttered. She was excited to see Thirteen with another woman, as limited as it was going to be. The woman smiled slyly at Cameron and reached over, taking the coupon from her hand.

"Deal. You got yourself a foxy girlfriend." The dancer said, "My name is Tasha." She added, addressing the both of them. Thirteen looked over at Cameron, obviously wondering if she was going to correct Tasha, but she didn't. All she did was sit back in her chair and wait for the dance.

With the next song, Tasha started to dance, removing her blue dress instantly. Throughout the song she climbed all over Thirteen. Breasts in the face, touching her hair, even nipping at the unsuspecting girl's thighs as she slunk around Thirteen's perfect body. Cameron crossed and uncrossed her legs, feeling a heat that she had never felt before. She had caught Chase watching lesbian porn not too long ago, and she had made a big stink about it, but now she was getting turned on. Instead of saying anything about it, she finished off her drink in three big gulps and motioned to the bartender to bring over another one. This was shaping up to be a good night.

* * *

A few drinks and many lap dances later, they were ready to go home. Cameron was toasted at that point but Thirteen had driven and had not had too much to drink. The ride home was made in silence, but it wasn't an uncomfortable silence it was one of understanding. Cameron got the feeling that Thirteen now knew that she was attracted to her, and she was relaxed and okay with that. Maybe it was the alcohol and maybe she just didn't care any more.

When they pulled up outside of Cameron's condo building, things got a little weird. Thirteen shut the car off and the music coming from the radio ceased. Cameron turned to her friend and smiled slightly. "Did you have a good time?"

"Best birthday I've had in a long time." Thirteen replied. Cameron smiled brightly, she was glad that Thirteen had as good a time as she did. At that point she didn't want to leave but she knew she had to. Chase was waiting for her and she was all pumped up and ready to fuck anything she found in her bed.

"Maybe we can do it again sometime." Cameron said and then leaned in and kissed Thirteen on the cheek. "Oh, I have something for you." She turned and reached into her bag as Thirteen was recovering from the sudden display of affection.

"Oh, um...okay." Thirteen stuttered. Cameron handed her an envelope, smiled again and got out of the car. Thirteen watched as Cameron made it drunkenly into the building. After she was gone, she opened the envelope and pulled out the card in it. Upon opening it, a slip of paper fell out onto her lap. Before looking at the paper, she read the card.

Next time, the coupon is universal. Is what it said, and it was signed, A Nonny Mouse.

Author's note: This will not be continued I don't think, unless I get a lot of pressure from reviewers. Anyway I hope you enjoyed, and happy birthday JB!