FADE IN:
INT.BAR-NIGHT
The place is clearly packed tonight. There are drunks stumbling all around the bar. We see two guys seated at the front drinking together. They are JAMES and WILL. James has a slim yet athletic build and is wearing a dark green t-shirt with blue jeans and nikes. Will is a stocky guy who stands just a foot shorter than James, he is wearing a black leather jacket, black long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans and steel toe boots.
JAMES
Ok, so what did she say?
WILL
Well, look man, she pretty much told me to fuck off.
JAMES
What did she say?
WILL
She said that I wasn't willing to commit my life to a serious relationship. Said that I never wanted to do anything she wanted to.
JAMES
Like what?
WILL
Sunny walks on the beach, picnics at noon, flying kites, shit the my delicate skin condition won't allow.
James and Will begin to laugh.
JAMES
So she doesn't know you are a vampire?
WILL
Pretty much, that ain't exactly good info to be telling just anyone, especially since ninety percent of people don't believe in vampires and the ten percent that do are either crazy or have a high chance of staking you.
JAMES
Yeah, I bet that does suck. I still say that their isn't much difference between you before and after you lost your soul.
WILL
Plight of the amoral criminals...I mean i've been a cold bastard all my life. I don't whine near as much, that is about it.
JAMES
Yeah, you are a lot more laid back now that you are undead.
Will looks at James.
WILL
Just say the word man and I'll give you and that girlfriend of yours the same piece of mind.
JAMES
Seriously, don't joke about that shit with me.
WILL
You don't think I would actually kill you guys. I only eat people I don't like. Homeless people, crack heads, drug dealers, gang bangers, folks like that. I wouldn't kill my best friends.
JAMES
What about Douglas?
WILL
He graduated with us, that don't make him good people. That date rapist had it coming.
JAMES
What about the girl he was with?
WILL
Only a real degenerate would seriously date him. She had it coming just as hard. Plus I was still hungry and she was half passed out.
JAMES
Degenerate, this coming from a talking corpse that drinks blood.
Will looks angry.
WILL
You sound like you want to continue this moral discussion outside?
JAMES
You don't like it when people joke about stuff you're close to, do you?
WILL
You were fucking with me, man you suck. Shit you had me going for a second.
JAMES
Come on dude, lets get out of here. It's getting late.
WILL
Late for you, puny human.
JAMES
Did you just quote The Hulk?
WILL
Yes I did, good sir.
James shakes his head and laughs a bit.
JAMES
Geek, I'll catch you later, don't kill anyone I know.
WILL
See ya tomorrow, 7:00 pm.
James walks out of the bar.
INT.STREET-NIGHT
We see James walk towards his car, he is humming to himself as three men emerge from around his car. They are VAMPIRES.
VAMPIRE#1
Not a good part of town for a human to be wandering in, is it?
The other two stand beside James. He gives them a casual glance and makes eye contact with the leader.
James
Great. I was almost scared that time
VAMPIRE#1
Really, we worked on it before we left. What do you think of the whole "one on each side" tactic?
JAMES
Well, I guess it's alright. You guys got our bag?
VAMPIRE#1
Yeah, it's all here. Took a hell of a lot to get that.
JAMES
Speaking of that, weren't there eight of you guys?
VAMPIRE#1
The heist didn't go off as clean as desired.
JAMES
Who did you guys steal this from anyway?
INT.PARKING GARAGE-NIGHT
We see piles of dust and a few dead bodies laying around on the floor. A man is seated on the back of a ambulance, a paramedic is treating a wound on his forehead.
HURT GUY
Motherfuckers just came out of nowhere, I don't...
He looks up to see a man in a clean, freshly pressed suit walk up to him. He looks like the stereotypical corporate LAWYER.
HURT GUY
You that cunt from that law firm?
LAWYER
Yes sir, I am Walter Adams, I am an associate with Wolfram and Hart.
HURT GUY
You fucks said that this would go off without a hitch! Well two hours and five bodyguards latter, I would say you were pretty fucking wrong.
LAWYER
I assume that your attackers were successful in their goal?
HURT GUY
You mean the 100,000 dollars and that crystal thing? Yeah, they swiped it as they escaped.
LAWYER
You wouldn't happen to know who took said merchandise, would you?
HURT GUY
No.
Walter pulls out a silenced pistol and puts a round between the man's eyes.
The paramedics just scoop him into the ambulance and close the doors. One of the paramedics approaches Walter. The paramedic shifts his face into it's vampire form.
VAMPIRE
Anything else, sir?
WALTER
Justput him in the river, I handle the rest.
He pulls out a cell phone and punches in a number.
WALTER
Sir, the drop was a failure.
Screaming can be heard on the other side of the phone, Walter doesn't even look worried.
WALTER
I assure you that all steps are being taken to retrieve the stolen item.
Walter nods as the guy on the other line replies.
WALTER
Yes, I know how much that artifact is worth. No sir, they took the payment as well. I know my head is on the line if it isn't found. Rest assured that I will find and retrieve the stolen property.
WALTER
Of course, whoever is responsible will never live to regret crossing Wolfram and Hart.
INT.ALLEY-NIGHT
The alley looks dark and foreboding, it is the last place anyone would want to be alone. Will walks down the alley without a care in the world.
He looks down at his pocket. His cell phone rings loudly, it breaks the eerie silence.
WILL
Hello, oh hey Melissa, how are you?
He nods as Melissa answers him.
WILL
Me, The usual, dead and loving it.
He looks up to see a woman pass by the alley, she is jumped on by a man following her.
WILL
Speaking of that, let me call you back.
The man shoves the woman against a brick wall. Her screams echo in the night air but no one is around to hear.
Will grabs the man by the face and throws him against the adjacent wall. The man is dazed from the impact. He tries to escape but stumbles.
WOMAN
Thank you sir...
Will turns to talk only to see the woman vamp out in front of him.
WOMAN
Looks like it's two for one.
Will vamps out and looks at her, he seems semi-amused.
WILL
Sorry, but one-liners are corny. I mean seriously, "two for one", who talks like that? You must be new at this.
WOMAN
How do you figure that, fat boy?
WILL
There you go again, why? Anyway, I guessed that because most of the time we don't mistake each other for human.
WOMAN
Ugh, that guy is getting up.
Will just sends a quick punch to the man's face, he drops like a sack of potato's.
WILL
Speaking of him...
WOMAN
Oh no, I had to dress up like this just to get that pervert to stalk me. It took me two hours just to get him to follow me here, he's mine.
WILL
Well, I was the one who put him down...
WOMAN
So, like that means shit! Look, you didn't do half the work I had to do to get him. All you did was punch him out, I'd love to see you do this much work for a kill!
WILL
Work, dressed like that is like fishing with a grenade. All you had to do was strut around, someone was bound to follow you.
WOMAN
Hey!
WILL
He is mine, I took him down. There are plenty of other people out tonight, I suggest you find someone else.
The Woman answers by swinging at Will's jaw. The sucker punch connects and sends Will to the ground next to the would-be rapist.
WOMAN
Do yourself a favor, stay down.
Will grabs a broke board and jumps up. He growls loudly as he swings the makeshift club across the woman's face. It shatters and sends he spinning to the ground.
WILL
Are you just a walking cliché machine?
Will stabs the broken board through the woman's chest cavity before she can make a comeback to Will's statement.
He looks at the dazed rapist.
WILL
Now were we're we?
The rapist begins to twist and convulse. He jumps up and grabs Will by the neck. The man's eyes turn a bright green. His voice sounds like rusty nails on a chalkboard.
RAPIST
The case is the key! THE CASE IS THE KEY! Do not lose the KEY!
Will pushes the man off oh himself. A small blast of fire flies out of the rapist's eyes, leaving only hollow burned-out sockets. He falls to the ground and begins to melt.
WILL
Um...What the fuck?
To Be Continued...