Worst Double Date Ever

This is what I think would happen if Hiroki found out about Misaki and Usagi. Of course he isn't jealous, he's just shocked and worried for Usagi with being involved with a college student with the status he has, and a man nonetheless. I don't know if he already knows or what, but make believe he doesn't. ;;;;;;;;

MISAKI:

It's been a good year for me so far. My name is Misaki Takahashi. I'm a 22 year old college student living under the roof of the condo of my brother's close friend, Usami Akihiko, or as i call him Usagi-san. Not only is he my landlord, but somewhere along the line, I became his lover. At first I was annoyed and harassed by his advances. But later on, I realized I actually enjoy being by his side and didn't want to leave him. I have come to accept that I love him. And I find it easier to admit it to myself than to him, although he knows how I feel, no matter how many times he wants me to 'say' it.

NARRATOR:

Misaki has just finished shopping for groceries. He is on his way home walking past shops until he is suddenly rammed into from behind. He gives a loud,'oomph' and falls forward dropping his bag. Luckily, the groceries were safe.

"Moron! Watch where the hell you're going!" said a loud angry voice behind Misaki. No doubt the man who ran into him. Misaki groans as he rubs his back . "You were the one who ran into.."MIsaki stopped as soon as he turned to see who he ran into. He shrieked and froze as he came face to face with Professor Kamijou, aka Kamijou the Devil! He was furious!

"Kamijou the Devil!"Misaki screamed. Hiroki looked to see who just screamed. It was a young man, he looked familiar. Then he remembered, this was an old student of his. No wonder he called him the devil.

"Huh? Hey do you happen to go to Mitsuhashi?" he asked.

Misaki gasped and stared at his old teacher. He recognized him, well almost. "Yeah" he responded.

"Did you take my class?", Hiroki said confused.

"Yeah... I did... uh.. i ..I'm SORRY I WAS IN YOUR WAY" MIsaki said stuttering nervous and blurting out an apology.

'Wait wasn't he the one who ran into me?' Misaki thought to himself. "I am Misaki Takahashi" he said outstretching his hand. Hiroki nodded and shook it.

"Uh no no its alright, I wasn't looking where I was going."Hiroki said trying to calm the boy. This kid's really afraid of me. Hiroki struggled to get up as Misaki reached out his hand and helped him up. He took the student's hand and picked himself up.

"AH! WHAT THE?!", Hiroki shouted as he looked down to see that his shirt and pants got drenched by his latte. He was running in a hurry to meet up with Nowaki to walk home. He was carrying his latte along with his case and books. He was in such a rush he didn't see Misaki.

"Oh no!" Misaki said trying to help wipe off the stain but it was already dry.

"Dammit! It was a new shirt too!" Hiroki said as he bent down to pick up his case and books.

'Maybe I can dry it at home. But what about Usagi-san? ...WAIT! He said he'd be working late today, I should be able to dry it and get rid of Kamijou before he comes home.' Misaki thought.

"I could wash it for you at my house. It won't take long."Misaki suggested reluctantly hoping not to sound odd.

'A student asking an old teacher to come home with him, yeah that's not creepy. Especially since I'm already dating a 32 year old novelist! No it's just to wash his shirt! Completely normal!' Misaki thought

'Did he just offer to wash my shirt? Well my pants are another story I could wait till I get home. But I would like to get this shirt washed. And the kid seems normal..' Hiroki thought

"Yes that'd be very nice thank you."Hiroki said. Misaki smiled and led his professor to his home.

'Oh I better call Nowaki and tell him where I'll be.' Hiroki thought.

"Uh Takahashi, what's the address?" Hiroki asked. Misaki answered and Hiroki called his lover and left a message to tell him where he'll be.

Hiroki gasped when he was inside the huge condo!
/ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I'M A HARDWORKING PROFESSOR AND GET A MEDIAL STYLE APARTMENT BUT A MEER STUDENT GETS A CONDO PALACE! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!' He thought in distress.

Misaki stared at his surprised and pissed off professor.
"Uh Professor, are you alright?"Misaki asked scared.

Hiroki looked at his fortunate student and sighed trying to calm himself.

"Uh Takahashi, just curious, but do you live with your family at home home or do you live alone?"Hiroki asked. He doesn't look like no heir to a fortune

"Huh, uh.. no I live with .."Misaki stopped and freaked. 'NO NO NO NO NO! I can't let anyone know I live with Usagi-san. I'll say its its...' Misaki thought.

"I LIVE WITH MY COUSIN!"He shouted nervously. Hiroki just stared at the student's outburst. "Your cousin..?"Hiroki repeated in confusion.

'COUSIN COUSIN! REAL SMOOTH MISAKI! WAIT IT MAKES SENSE!' Misaki thought.

"Yeah my cousin, his mom and dad are...rich doctors! They bought him the condo and let me stay here to get to school faster! HA HAH HA!" Misaki explained laughing nervously.

'PLEASE BUY PLEASE BUY IT PLEASE BUY IT!' Misaki thought.

'This kid's pretty odd, but who am I to judge his family?' Hiroki thought.

"Whatever, so where's the washer ?"Hiroki asked.

"Oh over here I'll take it. There's a couple of shirts in the top drawer in that first room on the left. It's the guest room. They should fit." Misaki said.

Hiroki took off his shirt and walked up the stairs to the room.

'I don't mean to pry but I wonder how he got all those spots on his back?' Misaki thought. He shrugged and walked over to the washer.

"Misaki I'm home early what's for dinner?" A happy Usagi said walking through the door.

"Eh Misaki you got anything smaller, this is practically twice my size !"Hiroki shouted walking out of the room with a shirt that went down to his thigh.

"huH, Hiroki?"Usagi said in shock as he looked up at his old friend.

"Huh?"Hiroki looked down in horror at his old friend and former love, Akihiko. He looked down to see his shirt again and blushed

'AHHHHH! WHY WHY WHY! OF ALL TIMES WHY DOES HE SHOW UP! AND WHILE I LOOK LIKE A KID WITH THIS PARACHUTE OF A SHIRT! GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!' Hiroki thought.

Hiroki shouted out loud in horror and accidentally fell down the stairs.

"Huh, PROFESSOR ARE YOU ALR.." Misaki stopped as he saw his lover home and his professor unconscious on the floor. Misaki panicked and shouted.

"Oh god you killed him!" Misaki shouted.