Chapter 1. Welcome t'Hell Love

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show Angel. Nope.

A/N: Yes! This is it chillin's! The sequel to B's 'Cult of the Peppy Dark Fan Girls'!

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Tyger opened her eyes and saw Spike smirking over her.

"Hello love, y're up then."

"Oh, my aren't YOU the smart one! Help me up will ya'?"

Spike caught her by the hand and pulled Tyger up; "Welcome t'hell, love."

"WHAT!?!" Tyger stared to pass out.

"well, the closest thing to it in my opinion. This is Worfam and Heart."

A man in a wrestling mask pushed a cart of mail by and looked at the two vampires

strangely.

"Same t'you buddy!" shouted Tyger; she lunged at the man but Spike stopped her.

"as! You never let me have any fun Spikey!"

Spike sighed and dragged Tyger down several, corporate-looking, halls. "How's 'bout we

bug tall, blond, and brooding, love?"

Tyger perked up at the chance to tease her Spikey's rival. She laughed evilly, which drew

more stares, while shouting "lead the way!"

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B's jaw dropped at the lavishly decorated room. "You LIVE here?1"

"Well, not here specifically. This is just my office."

B grinned, "CAN I see your room?"

"Uh…" Angel tried to think of an excuse when Wes, Gun, Lorin, and Fred burst through

the doors.

"Where have you been? I've been running scan's all over the city for five days!"

Lorin's eyes went wide, "your HAIR. It's so… blond1"

Angel ducked his head in embarrassment. "Well…ah…"

"He did it because he wanted t," said B, "can't a vampire dye his hair without people

having panic attacks?"

Gun pointed at b, "who's she?"

Annoyed, b folded her arms and glared, "I'm his girlfriend!"

Angel winced and slapped his forehead, could things get any worse?

"Beeeeeeeeee!" Tyger bounded into the office with Spike in tow, "Spike says we're in

purgatory!"

A/N: Okydoky, I posted! See! Everyone can be happy now and not kill me. Ah! My

sweet, sweet internet…heehee, yeah, I'll just go start on the next chapter.