A/N: Oh my goodness, it's been so long! I could've written this weeks ago, but between school, the olympics, Supernatural (Yep, I'm an addict now. Thanks a lot L-chan!), and my wonderful Onee-chan being in France, I've completely forgotten about everything! Anyways, I thought of this when I was babysitting, since that's the closest thing to a job that I have ^_^; BTW, in this story, I changed the ages, so there's really no reference to the deathnote. Light is about 7, Sayu is about 4, and L is... L aged.

DISCLAIMER: I own Deathnote in the same way that I own the rainbow fairies that live in my bookshelf and decapitate my stuffed animals at night. It's only a matter of time before they come for me....

DING-DONG!

Soichiro Yagami, deputy police chief, looked up from the complicated knot he was tying in his tie. "Light, answer the door for your babysitter!", he bellowed.

Light opened the door to find a man standing there. He looked to be about twenty, with spiky black hair, and wearing a white shirt and jeans. When Light glanced down at his feet, he noticed the man had no socks on underneath his sneakers. Wow, his dad had a wierd taste in babysitters.... Coincidentally, this was the exact moment Soichiro and Sachiko came downstairs. After what Light thought of as "the babysitter routine" (his parents telling the man to get the kids in bed by eight, and to help himself to anything in the fridge), they finally left, their last words a belated introduction.

"Light, Sayu, this is Ryuzaki. Be good for him, okay?" With that, the door slammed, and an evil smile spread over little Light-chan's face. He loved it when they got new babysitters.....

Ryuzaki stared at the children. He didn't really mind babysitting them as a favour to Yagami-san, while he and his wife went to go see a movie, but he had no experiance with kids of any age, exlcluding the Wammy's kids-not that they were exactly normal. Still, he wasn't the world's greatest detective for nothing, and he was 86.4657% sure that from the way the kids were looking at him, they expected to be entertained. Somehow, he found the courage to speak seven words.

"Do you want to watch a movie?" He hoped they would agree, and forget about him quickly. Sadly, this was not to be. Light looked at him scornfully, declaring that movies were for babies. In desperation, L took the bait, and asked what they wanted to do.

He regretted that question soon afterwords.

Yes, this will be continued, hopefully soon! The rabid wolverines hate it when I say I'll do stuff and forget about it... They've killed nine sporks already! (Inside joke with Onee-chan... miss you lots!) Hope you liked it, and reviews are HUGELY appreciated. There's even a handy button for them!