Ello my loverly's. just some Info about this here story.

One, it was written about a year ago thus is far less awesome then some of my others.

Two, the only reason I'm posting it is because it's funny. The plot tottaly clashes with the DMC3 story i'm currently re-writng, but hey... it's funny?

Three, I know Vergil is SO out of character, I am aware of that. honestly this story was written due to an inside joke, which led up to the creation of writing a better story that is now being re-writter (see above for info)

Four (yes there is more), I know Cole and Roxonica just kinda... appear out of no where, all you need to know is that Roxonica helps slay demons, she met dante, they fell in lover, and Cole is Roxonica's BFF. so naturally she Followed Roxie to basically chill. And she also slays Demons, though she doesn't work for Devil May Cry. she does tend to tag along with Dante on a few missions.

Five (alomost done XP), I know the grammer sux, and at times it seems like the story goes way to fast. the spelling is probably off too now that i think about it. But like i said, it is entertaining once your get over that.

Six (Last one), This story, and alot of my other DMC stories are written with my Friend C.J. she shall remain as C.J. seeing as she has no Fan-fiction account (Not one that i am aware of) so if at times it switched from 'Said' to 'says' that's cuz she used to write like she was writing a script. le sigh. If they are still in there it is because i'm to lazy to take em out.

okay, i'm done. Sorry for that.

Rated: M for some language, Violence, and Sexual themes (Alot of them... what can i say, Dante and Vergil are Smexy XP)

Disclaimer: I don't own DMC, I don't own Dante(though it would be nice), and sadly, i don't Own Vergil (I wish). I own Cole, and C.J. Owns Roxonica. the plot line is obviously Mine and C.j.'s, but it might elude to some of the games (I can't honestly remeber if it does or doesn't XP)

enough of my ranting TO THE STORY!

Demons Masquerade

"Roxie are you home?" Asked Cole when she walked into Roxonica and Dante's shop.

"Ever hear about knocking?" Dante asked. Roxonica walked into the Room and Cole looked at her.

"Roxie I didn't know you took in dogs now" she said shooting a look at Dante.

"I see you took those Balloons out of your shirt… well at least you won't be cross-dressing anymore Cole" Dante shot at her. Cole bit her lip and then glared at him.

"Keep talking and I'm gonna shoot you!" she threatened. Roxonica rolled her eyes and went back into the kitchen.

"See you always say that because you always run out of comebacks… your a L" he stopped at the sound of a gun shot and fell to the ground. Cole blew the smoke off the top of her gun and put it back in its holder.

"Ah, much better now that he's not talking" Cole replied. Just then Dante stood up glaring daggers at her.

"That doesn't kill me!!" Dante shouted.

"I know… But it's making me feel a whole lot better." Cole told him as she walked into the kitchen. Dante would've followed but he just got a call.

"Hello" He answered his voice full of irritation.

"Is this Devil May Cry?" Asked the man on the other line.

"Yeah?" Dante answered.

"We need your services" the man replied. Dante smirked at hearing this. While Dante was talking on the phone the girls we're in the kitchen, Roxonica was making dinner and Cole was sitting on the counter watching.

"I'm soo bored, there hasn't been any business lately" Roxonica sighed.

"I know… we're pretty slow too" Cole agreed.

"Hey we have a job!" Dante said walking into the kitchen.

"Really…?" Roxonica said turning toward him. "What kind or job?"

"We have to protect this chairman at a masquerade ball" Dante replied. Roxonica squealed with delight making Cole cringe slightly at the pitch of her voice.

"Oh I've always wanted to do to one of those… ever since I was little!" She told him getting a dazed look.

"Oh great a flash back" Cole said rolling her eyes.

"Daddy… where is you and mom going?" A little Roxonica asked her father.

"We're going out" He replied.

"Dressed like that?" She asked referring to the elegant dresses and masks they had.

"It's a masquerade Hun… you're supposed to dress like this" Her mother replied.

"I want to come!" Roxonica replied, she loved to dress up and go to parties and this seemed perfect.

"Sorry honey this is for adults only" Her father replied. Her parents left leaving Roxonica with dreams of a Masquerade ball dancing in her head.

"Oh I can't wait!" Roxonica cried. "What am I going to wear?" she asked.

"They asked to dress accordingly but I say just screw that," Dante replied. Roxonica got puppy dog eyes and walked toward Dante.

"Please Dante… Dress up… for me…? You wouldn't ruin my dream now would you?" she asked sweetly. Dante looked as if he we're going to argue but sighed.

"Okay" Cole chuckled at him and he looked at her. 'Whipped' she mouthed at him and grinned at his evil glare.

"Hey can I come?" Cole asked. Dante's eyes went wide.

"N"

"Of course you can!" Roxonica replied. Dante hung his head in defeat.

"Yay!"

"This will be great!" Roxonica told them.

"I better get going… see you guys later," Cole told them leaving.

"I better get ready!" Roxonica said leaving and moving into the bedroom.

"But it's not for another four hours… Roxie… Roxie… Roxie…! What about dinner?" Dante asked. When there was no response he sighed and ordered a pizza.

Dante stood in the living room messing with his tie when there was a knock on the door. He stopped and went to answer the door.

"Yeah?" he asked when he opened it. There stood Cole dressed in a Blue dress that hugged her curves with a floral design on the chest and skirt but on her abdomen there was just a light blue fabric. And outlining it was a darker blue fabric and on her waist it ties into a sash. Most of her Black hair was down, except for the top part which was pulled back and the rest of her wavy hair flowed under it. Her make-up was simple, and she had a silver locket on her neck. For a minute Dante didn't think it was Cole.

"Well… are you gonna let me in or are we gonna stand her all night?" she asked placing her hands on her hips. Yeah this was Cole, no doubt about it.

"You clean up nice" He told her as she walked in.

"Yeah wish I could say the some for you but you still look like a mutt to me" she replied.

"Hey!"

"Roxonica come on we're gonna be late!" Cole called. Roxonica came out of the bathroom and smiled weekly at them. She was wearing a Victorian style black gothic dress; it has the corset with the tight sleeve with grey ruffles coming out the ends. He skirt flew out but at the bottom were more grey ruffles. Her make-up made her look pale, and her hair was up in a normal Victorian fashion but with a few curls hanging down on the bottom. Also in her hair she had a black feather and a few black roses. And to top it of she had a black cross choker and a black half facemask.

"What do you think?" Roxonica asked twirling around.

"Awesome Roxie!" Cole told her.

"You don't think it's too much?"

"Nah… and if it is who cares?" Cole replied. Roxonica smiled then realized Cole wasn't wearing a mask.

"Cole… you need a mask for a masquerade ball!" Roxonica told her. Cole help but a small half face blue mask with a silver outline and a string.

"Wow Roxie… you should wear that dress more often." Dante replied looking her up and down.

"You like it? I made it myself," She told him. He just nodded and smirked at her. Cole hit him upside his head.

"Come on stop drooling… we have a job to do remember!" Cole told him. He just rolled his eyes and held Roxonica by the waist. Cole led them outside and into a Limo.

"Wow Cole… went a bit over board," Roxonica told her.

"This was at your shop when I came… when I asked them about it they said it was for the ball… I'm not paying for a limo is you insane!" Cole replied stepping in. once everyone was in Cole proceeded to put the mask on the adjusted her hair so it didn't look like it had a string.

"You should keep that one… even though it's only half I'm tired of looking at your face" Dante replied smirking. Cole glared at him.

"Your one to talk you've been wearing the same ugly ass mask since three Halloweens' ago… don't you think it's time to move on to a better one?" She asked. He glared at her. The rest of the ride was quiet. Once they got there everyone got out of the limo, Dante sighed and put on his mask.

"This is gonna be a long night" He replied walking in. they were announced and immediately went to the punch table. Roxonica grabbed a cup.

"This doesn't have alcohol in it does it?" She asked. Dante shrugged.

"Probably not" he told her. Cole took a sip of one and realized there was most definitely alcohol but decided not to ruin her fun.

"I'll be back" she replied leaving. Dante gave a nod and looked at Roxonica. She was smiling at him and finishing her drink.

"Want to dance?" Dante asked. Roxonica smiled and nodded. Dante grabbed her hand and pulled her out into the dance floor. Meanwhile Cole was looking all around for the Chairman, which was hard seeing she was smaller than most of the guys blocking her way. She bumped into someone along the way.

"Sorry" she said quickly then leaving. She didn't even hear the stranger saying. It was all right. Finally she got a spot where she could see him directly; he was an older man who looked like he could drop any second. She sighed and crossed her arms; she knew this would be a long night. She felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to see a tall man with silver hair in a dark blue tux looking down at her behind a dark blue half facemask.

"Yes?" she asked.

"I was wondering what a beautiful young woman such as yourself was doing standing all alone and watching an old man like that." The man asked. There was something that reminded her of someone but she couldn't put a finger on it.

"I like older men" She replied sarcastically. He made a face and she knew exactly whom he was. "Dante…? Where is Roxonica?" she asked looking around him.

"Who?" He asked. Cole rolled her eyes.

"Dante stop messing with me… You shouldn't leave Roxonica alone. She doesn't know there is Alcohol in those drinks…There is a reason she doesn't drink…Dip shit…" She told the man turning back to the Chairman.

"Dante…? Do you mean my brother?" the man asked, though it sounded like it stung him to say that Dante was his brother. Cole turned around and stared at him in shock.

"I didn't know Dante had an older brother?" she replied.

"He doesn't… I'm his twin" he replied. Cole's heart dropped.

'Great… Just my luck… now I've got 2 dip shits when I could barely handle one' Cole sighed and looked down.

"Something wrong?" The man asked. Cole turned back to the Chairman.

"No" she replied sullenly. There was a moment of silence.

"I'm nothing like my brother you know," the man said in her ear. She felt his chest press against her back and it sent shivers down her spine. She turned around and looked up at him.

"Really?" he nodded.

"Nothing alike… we're two of a kind," he told her. She smiled.

"Can I have your name?" she asked.

"Only for your's in return" he replied.

"Cole" she told him. He smirked at her.

"Vergil" he replied. She smiled.

"Pleasure" Meanwhile Dante and Roxonica just came off from the dance floor for the fifth time and Roxonica took another cup of punch. She was extremely drunk because every time she came off the dance floor she had a drink maybe two.

"Dante I'm having SOOO much fun," she replied almost falling. Dante caught her and helped her keep her balance.

"Be careful!" he told her. She giggled.

"Dante" She said stretching out the syllables in his name.

"What?" he asked. She smirked and whispered in his ear.

"I want you," she told him then pulled back. "Take me?" she pleaded quietly.

"Any day" he told her leading her into the back room.

"So how do you know my brother?" Vergil asked.

"I'm his girlfriend's best friend" Cole replied. Eventually they both got tired of standing and decided to sit on a couch.

"I see"

"Yeah he's such a dip stick though… it's like every time he opens mouth he says something annoying" She replied. Vergil laughed.

"That's something we can agree on," He told her. She nodded.

"So… what brings you here?" Cole asked.

"The Chairman invited me… I saved his life and he's been grateful ever since" Vergil told her.

"You're so different from your brother"

"Two different people… like night and day" Vergil told her. She nodded and looked at out the people; she was trying to find Dante and Roxonica but was having no luck. Vergil stood up and held out his hand. Cole looked at him.

"Would you like to dance?" He asked. She smiled and took his hand and he helped her stand up.

"I would love to" she told him as he led her out to the dance floor. He put his hand on her waist and she put her hand on his shoulder, well tried. She blushed at the fact she was much shorter than him. Vergil looked at her confused, this girl fascinated him from the moment he met her.

"What is it?" he asked as they began dancing.

"I feel so short," she told him. She could hear Dante's voice in the back of her head.

'It's because you are… pip Squeak.' Mentally she was already shooting him in the head. Wasn't hard for her to keep up with him. She was a good dancer and so was he.

"I don't mind," he told her. She blushed and smiled. They dance to the whole song and when it was over he pulled away from her, he looked at the clock then looked back at her.

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm afraid, I must leave… but it was a great pleasure to meet you" he replied taking her hand and kissing it softly, then moving up to her cheek and kissing it softly as well. Cole blushed and watched him leave. She looked at the clock and it stroke midnight. When it stroke once something ran out of it shattering it and breaking the clock. Everyone began to run and leave except Cole who stood in place. The only thing she did was place her hair into a ponytail. Soon she was surrounded by demons. She stomped her foot and a gun fell from underneath her dress. She kicked it up and caught it.

"Where the hell is Dante," she said aloud as she realized she couldn't kill them all by herself.

Meanwhile.

Dante and Roxonica we're still in the back room having a moment. Roxonica kissed Dante then moved to his neck. Just as she left her mark they heard a scream outside.

"Shit!" Dante swore as he got off her and started to put on his pants.

"HEY!" Roxonica yelled. Dante kissed her.

"Sorry if I hurt you love" he told her as he kissed her then put on his pants and began to put on his belt.

"Get back here! YOUR NOT FINISHED YET!" She screamed as she covered herself up a bit.

"Trust me I would love to finish, I would go all night! But we have a job to do and we need the money" Dante told her grabbing his sword and his guns.

"Forget the money I need you!" she said before sighing and laying her head on the couch. Dante shook his head and walked back into the main room where he saw Cole surrounded by demons. He smirked and shot his way through until he was back to back with Cole.

"Where the fuck was you?" she hissed at him.

"Long story" he told her.

"Duck!" Cole screamed moving aside from a demon but tripping on her dress.

"Great going Cole" Dante joked. Cole sighed and got up. She threw her gun in the air and untied her sash making her skirt come off revealing very short tight fitting shorts. She took her mask off and caught her gun. She pressed a point on her mask and the silver part turned into blades. She threw it like a dagger and shot her gun at it making it go twice as fast and watched at it went through a few demons killing them then sticking into the wall. She then grabbed the other gun on her belt and filled them both with ammo.

"Nice" Dante replied.

"Thanks I practice" Cole told him smiling.

"I wasn't talking about your moves I was talking about your legs," he said. Cole hit him in the head with the back of her gun. "Owwwww shit Cole" he replied.

"Asshole" she told him. She and Dante fought through the Demons and Cole walked up to where the Chairman would've been.

"Dante! The chairman isn't here!" she screamed. Dante sighed.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" he yelled. Cole saw a Demon coming straight for her and did a back flip shooting the demon in the process and landed on her feet next to Dante.

"Fuck" she said.

"There is a whole shit load of them" Dante said.

"No shit Sherlock" Cole shot at him. Just then a Demon went to attack both of them by using his sword to try and slice through they're backs. They both jumped forward becoming separated. Cole ended up being backed up into a corner. She shot all the demons but soon ran out of Ammo.

"Oh Fuck" she said and dropped her guns; she didn't bring her daggers so she was defenseless. Just as a demon went to attack her something dark blue shot at it and sliced it in half. She looked at Dante who was on the other side of the room. She looked in the shadows and saw a figure looking straight at her.

"Cole they're retreating" she heard. She looked back at Dante and saw he was telling the truth. She looked back at the shadows and saw the figure wasn't there. The looked to the other side of her and saw a dark blue half facemask. She grabbed it out of the wall and looked at it. She put it in her pocket and walked over to Dante. He was walking toward a back room and she followed him. There she saw Roxonica passed out on the couch.

"What the fuck were you doing?" she demanded. Dante said nothing but picked up Roxonica's Thong and smirked. "Oh for the love of—was that really necessary?" she asked disgusted.

"Necessary? No… Fun? Hell yeah!" he replied. Cole sighs.

'What is she gonna do with him…' she thinks to herself.

"You should be arrested for rape," She tells him.

"Hey she came onto me!" Dante replied. Cole looked down at the floor and shook her head. She then looks up to see Dante playing with Roxonica's thong with a big cheesy grin.

"You disgust me…" Cole tells him.

"Really?" he asked. He shot the thong at her and she ducked in time just to jump and kick him in the head. She lands on her feet and looks to see Dante rubbing his jaw.

"Stop being a perverted bastard and let's get her home…" Cole told him firmly, he rolled his eyes and picked her up. They went outside to see the limo that brought them was gone.

"What now? The shop is on the other side of the city?" Dante asked.

"My house is closer… you can use my car" Cole told him. He raised an eyebrow.

"You have a Car?" he asked.

"Of course I have a car dip shit," she hissed at him starting to walk. Dante followed. When they got there she gave him the keys. "You Can Drive can't you?" Dante takes the keys from Cole.

"Of course! It's the same thing as a motorcycle." He replies as he walks over to the car.

'Maybe that wasn't a good idea…' Cole thinks as she watches Dante put Roxonica in the back seat and walks to the front.

"See ya pip squeak." He replied.

"Just Leave Dip Shit, and don't wreck my car!" She yelled. Dante rolled him eyes and got in. He left the driveway and made it down the street.

"COLE, WHICH ONE IS THE BREAK!!" Dante screamed while still driving toward a red light. He made it through without getting hurt.

"I just made a terrible mistake," Cole said to herself.

to be continued...