The Rugtastic Voyage: a Rugrats FanFic Part One
Disclaimer, Rugrats belongs to its original owners and no infringement is intended.
Note: this story takes place before Dil is born and by default before "Angelica's Adventure."
"It's finally finished!" Stu Pickles shouted joyfully.
"What's finished, Stu?" asked Charles Finster.
Stu responded with "The patented Stu Pickles Atomic Quantum Molecular Reduction Device!"
"The atomic… what now?"
"It's a shrink ray Chaz, a real shrink ray!"
"So what do you do with it anyway?"
"You shrink stuff with it!" Stu shouted enthusiastically.
"I meant what do you shrink with it?" Chaz was still confused.
"Anything" Stu responded, "especially children."
"What!" gasped Chaz who was clearly shocked by what he had just heard?
"Relax Chaz it's all part of the plan; you see this mini playground" said Stu pointing at just that on the work table. "Well just imagine how much kids love to play in playgrounds but also how much work it is to take them there every day."
"I'm listening" said Chaz.
"Parents could just buy my Stu Pickles Shrink Ray and a Stu Pickles Artificial Playground and boom no more wasting gas driving to the park!"
"No offence but that's probably the worst idea I've ever heard" said Drew Pickles, Stu's older brother.
"Nobody asked for your opinion Drew" said Stu.
The adults then walked over to the other side of the basement for a snack break and card game. Meanwhile Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil were in the play pin looking at the strange device.
"Hey Tommy" Phil asked, "what's a sink ray?"
"A shrink ray" said a muffled girl's voce.
The four turned around to see Angelica, Tommy's older cousin munching greedily on a chocolate cookie.
"It makes stuff smaller, don't you dumb babies know anything?"
"Hey Angelica" asked Tommy, "Where did you get that cookie?"
"Your mommy just made them. And guess what?"
"What?"
"You dumb babies aren't getting any because I'm gonna eat them all."
Angelica ran up the basement stairs with her trademark "evil" laugh.
"Man, I want's a cookie" said Lil.
"Me two" said Phil.
Chuckie began to talk "you knows what's would be cool?"
"What?"
"Last night, my Daddy read me a story abouts a little boy who discobers a giant cookie. If the cookies were somehow giant, like in the book, then Angelica couldn't eats them all and she'd have to shares with us.
"That would be awesome" said Phil.
"It's too bad that, that was only in a book" said Lil.
Tommy looked over at his daddy's Shrink Ray and an idea popped in his head.
"I've gots an idea" said Tommy, "let's use my Daddy's Sink Ray to make us smaller so the cookies will be bigger."
"Yeah!" shouted Phil and Lil joyfully in unison.
"Me and my big mouth" said Chuckie.
Using Tommy's screwdriver the four were able to escape the play pin and walk over to the Shrink Ray.
"Here's the plan" said Tommy to Phil and Lil, "me and Chuckie will go first and eats some cookies and after were done you two can do the same."
"That sounds like a great idea" said Phil.
"Let's do it!" said Lil.
Tommy and Chuckie climbed onto the platform and Phil pulled the obvious lever. There was a small flash and "zapping" sound.
"Did you hear something" asked Chaz.
"Only my dice" said Stu as the three men resumed their game.
"Whoa!" said Phil and Lil together as they looked down at Tommy and Chuckie, now smaller than mice.
"Come on" said Tommy, "take us to the cookies."
Lil picked up Tommy and Chuckie and along with Phil walked up the basement stairs and into the kitchen where there was a bowl of cookies on the table. Lil climbed on to the table and set Tommy and Chuckey in the cookie bowl.
"Whoa these cookies are huge!" shouted Tommy in delight.
"Uh oh, hey, Tommy" said Phil, "I just remembered that me and Lillian forgoted our new Reptar toys in the basement."
"You two go on and get them, we'll call you when were ready to get big again" Said Tommy.
"Thanks Tommy" said Phil.
Phil and Lil ran out of the room leaving Tommy and Chuckie who were just about to bite into a "giant" cookie when they heard a familiar giggle.
"Uh oh" the two said together and looked up to see Angelica now a giant like Phil and Lil only bigger. The two hid under a cookie and watched as Angelica, with her giant mouth drooling, picked up some out of the bowl and stuff them in her face.
"Boy these cookies are good" Angelica said.
Chuckie started to whisper to Tommy "We gots to get out of…"
His whisper was interrupted by a loud *Groan,* it was Angelica's stomach!
"What's that tummy?" asked the blond "you want more?"
Suddenly Angelica grabbed the cookie which Tommy and Chuckie were clinging to underneath. The two screamed for Angelica (who couldn't hear them) but it was too late. Angelica shoved the cookie into her drooling mouth. The two shrunken babies rolled onto Angelica's slobbery tongue barely avoiding her chomping teeth. Before they could react, her tongue lifted and the two were thrown to the back of her throat. Seeing her slippery red esophagus descend to darkness made the two panic and grab this thing that looked like a punching bag (her uvula).
"Tommy help!" yelled Chuckie who's grip slipped.
Tommy managed to grab Chuckie's hand but then he lost his grip.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the two screamed as they were swallowed.
*Gulp!*
Angelica belched loudly and looked into the now empty bowl on the table when Phil and Lil walked in.
"Hey Tommy are you…" started Phil who froze along with his twin sister.
Angelica said "you dumb babies have got to be on time."
"Um, Angelica?" asked Lil "Did you eats all the cookies?"
"Yup" said Angelica "You babies didn't know what you missed."
She gave a naughty giggle, rubbed her stomach and ran out of the kitchen.
"Uh oh" said both Phil and Lil in unison.
"Should we tell?" Lil asked her brother.
Meanwhile in Angelica's stomach...
Tommy and Chuckie were suddenly "squirted" out the other end of Angelica's esophagus and into her bubbling stomach. The two then landed on a cookie, with a large bite mark out of it, flouting on the greenish gastric juices.
*GURGLE!* *GROOOOO!*
"Ew!" said Tommy cupping his little nose, "what's that smells?" The fact that he was covered in his cousin's saliva wasn't helping his situation.
Chuckie said "it smells likes someone throwed ups, likes the time Angelica did when she stole my eyes (glasses)."
The two than looked at their surroundings, the churning acids, the gassy bubbles flouting upward, the wrinkly red walls covered in slime, and all the cookies and candies Angelica could eat.
"Where inside Angelica's tummy!" exclaimed Tommy in horror.
"Oh no!" shouted Chuckie.
Meanwhile, back out in the outside world.
*RUUUUUUUUUUP!* belched Angelica loudly.
"Angelica!" scolded Didi Pickles, Angelica's aunt and Tommy's mother, "you know it's rude to burp like that and not say 'excuse me'."
"Sorry Aunt Didi" said Angelica in an innocent but naughty tone, "excuse me. I'm just a little" *BELCH!* "gassy is all. HE HE HA HA HA HA HA!"
"I can see" said Didi fanning her nose.
With that Angelica ran out of the room laughing.
Note: I recently got to editing some grammar mistakes that Nairobi-harper pointed out.
End of Part One