I do not own IZ, only my oc. Okay? Great. Anyways I wrote this around when 2006. I finally found this and decided to post it on here. I been thinking about actually making something out of it. However, I do know the grammar mistakes. But who cares? Just read the story and like it. Don't plague me with negativeness like "oh so used", stupid, f```ing bad. I don't tolerate that. So please don't do that. Anyways please enjoy this story. Oh by the way, if you have questions send me a message, if you like it comment and do all that loveliness! I hope. I don't know how it will go though. If the characters appear to be all ooc forgive me for that, it fits my story and the scenes and storyline, well once I figure it how it will go. I'm the kind of person that thinks it up as it goes, well sometimes I do, but that story is kind of much easier flowing then planned chapters and all that. I have fixed up this story a lot, most of it was not the best, so I changed some it from the original story I had. So don't forget to comment and fave/ follow if you like it! And enough comments and reads I will do more!
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Ne egonovi/ Little Did I know~~~ Chapter 1.
My name is Kira, it means "Dark". I am a full Irken by being designed. My designer parents are Tallest Miyuki and Tallest Sporg. So unoriginal, don't you think? Boring I may say without regret. My age is around 138, but I'm in human terms about 26. I have lime green skin, pitch black eyes instead of the typical red or purple or blue. Ever since my 135th year I had grown to reach the current Tallest Red and Purple's height. Boring as you may know. I may seem like the other Irken's typical female, but really I am not necessarily the best, I will admit to you; I got the long and lean legs, narrow chin with ridiculously long curled antennas and a slim body. I have the quite collection of battle scars, I have three dark scars on my right shoulder to my left leg, diagonal it is, but it's not horribly disfigured. And another scar is under my chin to my collar bone. My pak doesn't follow the traditional design, where the white is black and the pink is red instead. I wear black leather fitting attire, if you must know.
When I was designed by my 'parents' and grow in a test tube, they had me become one of those test subjects to carry some genes that allowed me to posses certain abilities, Nocturnal eye sight; telekinesis and enhanced senses. Oh how cliché isn't it? Everybody always has…. Wows don't need to break the 3rd wall was it? That would suck…okay shut up Kira...shut up.
When I get bored I have the tendency to hack in to The Resistancy computer and make viruses. It's not that hard, a few times they got malware and sometimes some other things I rather not get geeky about. Other times I write up my own programs and once I had my own virtual reality game and somehow it was stolen… Coming from my advanced skills at computers, I have untraceable and unknown data sources including links. Nobody knows that I am searching through their data and once I gained what I desire worthy, I render and leave their computer useless. One device I always use is like a data pad that has a grim reaper design on it, it helps me hack and it's a computer really, but it's the size of two pens. I learned on Earth how to play a few instruments, like the guitar, violin and the piano!
I have a quite the number of friends on Earth, Invader Tenn, Tak, Skooge, Gaz and Zim. One thing I know is that Dib and Gaz do have Irken blood in them, so making them half blood and their father is a a half too … Okay, I'll be honest with you, I had a crush on the father and dated him, as the humans call it, for a year and injected the three of Irken dna, thus making them that. Okay maybe their full, idk I'm not here to tell you all what went on in their blood!
My history was not so flattering, I grew to my twenties and I was in the academy for the years by learning and keeping to myself and I was happened to be friends with the current Tallests. When I graduated I went off to explore the universe, I met many exciting and boring races, but when I arrived back home, I had stayed there for some time until I signed up for the military, I went and slaughtered….things…people….uhm I rather not continue that… After climbing my ranks I was assigned to this unknown planet, as it's called now Earth, and left for that planet; over the years of being there I had gathered much knowledge. I met the three humans one day travelling to the mall because Dib and Gaz had spent time with their father and somehow Gaz liked me and dragged me to have pizza with them, so I did and I hit it off pretty good with their father until we broke it off several months to a year later and I went back home and fell in a pretty depressed state. Gaz and I still keep in touch.
I met Zim before… actually several times. One time he had went in my ship to a planet, he was barely out of the academy and on a three day vacation we went to a nice planet that served some great sweet candies. He became like a younger brother to me. When I learned about his 'accident' back at home world, Irk, I was pretty upset. I tried to explain to the tallests back then but they didn't listen.
Many years went by and I went back to war, I had received many war scars. When I learned that Zim had been assigned to Earth, I followed after him, dropping communication with the armada again. It's a habit I picked up from Earth. I lived on Earth ever since I found Zim.
The sun started to rise upon the horizon, the birds chirping away their enchanting melodies and the noisy and disgusting traffic started, the city was pretty bad, the fossil fuels the humans car consumed makes me sick when I am near one.
I adjusted my outfit and descended down the stairs of Zim's and my house. I was his 'mother' in this world. I was a teacher for a new class they added to the school. Since a new science department was opened by somebody with lots of money. I looked the part of Zim's mother; however I had porcelain white skin instead of his natural color. I looked like one of those 1950s women with the cat eyeliner and the whole nine yards including the long hair with waves and ringlets, oh and I tend to wear dresses with polka dots, they're my favorite.
"Zim, come on. We have to get you to school, we'll be later" I called down the trash can we had for an elevator. "I'm coming!" He shouted back.
"Don't you speak to me in that tone young boy!" I scolded. Sometimes I act like his mother and it comes naturally. Perhaps it's been all those old films until these humans became pretty darn unintelligent in this year of 2004? As the humans have on their calendars all over the world in all they're different languages.
"Yeah, yeah" he arrived up the main floor and we left to school. As we arrived, the kids avoided him like he was a disease. Kids can be cruel like adults. It's disappointing.
Zim ran off to his class and I left for mine. I took a seat at the desk and took a look around at my classroom; it was pretty decent in human terms for the science equipment. They are so many years being us Irkens. What a pity.
I had Tak, Tenn and Skoodge in my class. When they got back from their missions, they were assigned here to help Zim, but then they noticed I was here. I had tried to teach the class, it came to a failure. Try teaching a class that doesn't want to learn, it never go the way you want.
School was over later that day. I had a entourage of six children following me to my house, which happens to be: Tenn, Tak, Skoodge, Zim, Gaz and Dib. This was all after we saved Earth several days later from that stupid Santa robot, I destroyed him. It was pretty crazy. I made Zim swear to me he will never create one of them again. But knowing him he would create something that is NOT Santa but a robot like him but not him. Do you know what I mean? I'm talking to myself…crazy.
We arrived at my house and the kids sat around and had discussed technology to other species to making weird spaghetti monsters. I had dished up some treats that would make up more motivated and that's well candy. I can prepare human food but I don't really eat it that much.
You know I used to have this biggest crush on Tallest Red when I was younger, back in the academy. He was so cute and well I have to say nerdy; Yeah, ironic right? Red was the opposite of what he is now and the same for Purple until one tragic day we had. We knew this real nice Irk girl and she helped us in the pranks and one day her secret boyfriend went crazy and killed her and nearly us, I had my arm almost took off and I almost died. He was neutralized and I was in surgery right after and I was in a coma too. Pretty bad, I think that's what made us all different. I didn't have the crush on him anymore, I still have a love for….for…I don't even want to continue that.
"Hey, we all have another assigning this week. So we have to leave and go there…well not have too, but I want too. Are you all going too? Just for the heck of it? Its FREE FOOD" They chirped at the last part. Free candy is great. Well unless it has glass shards in it or something.
"Yeah" So it was confirmed. We all will likely leave tonight and arrive there in less than a week going by my ship.
Tak and Tenn stared at me, examining my height actually. Their eyes rose in shock, "Aren't you tall as the Tallests right now?" They asked. "You're surely as tall as them!"
I shrugged, taking a bite form my éclair doughnut. "Probably, I haven't checked for a few decades" I stated. "Not like I care though."
Later in the night we all took my ship and left. Of course I had my house maid bots and my own little helper named Tank; take care of the house until we get back.
When we arrived at the Armada ship, I had assigned Zim with Gaz, Tak and Dib; Tenn and Skoodge, Of course I didn't have anybody and it didn't matter. We all had our disguises off., they stepped of first and I went out last. Of course nobody noticed me because I was always the one hiding in the shadows type of person. I had a social fear, well actually I just didn't like putting up with people and this happens a lot.
A few Irkens gasped. "What's with them?" Dib asked, pretty much saying what Gaz wanted to know. "They saw Zim. They, The Tallests, will probably try to get Zim out of here. I'm the former Tallests designer daughter and technically I had upgraded the think tank—the big all brainy machine in… well anyways, they won't let that happen. They can't do much if Zim is in my group. The control brain is awesome, did you know that?" I said.
Tak, Tenn and Skoodge laughed amongst themselves, leaving Dib and Gaz confused a little. "I can't wait to see their faces, they will freak!" I inclined my head, "Yeah, most likely. But they will take a notice more of me then him quickly after."
The crowd begun to cheer loudly as we got inside. They noticed the Tallests come down from their rotating disks that actually had both lasers and mist together. At least nobody got their eye hit by a laser…yet. "oww my eye!" well forget that then.
We moved further in and watched the show. "Welcome, welcome! To the great assigning, Opending Doom 3! Since out last three failures," Red and Purple looked around the room as they ate their doughnuts while talking, spitting food all over the front row making them sick and cringe.
Of course I blocked the rest out. "This is boring" I stared at Gaz in shock. "It gets better…I think" I murmured.
I watched as The Tallests scanned the crowds not ever glancing at us. "So, how do you know the Tallests?" My group asked. I glance over to them, "The first time I met them was when we were smeets"
They didn't press on, they knew my mood and how pissy I can get when they bug me and try to pry t he information from me. "Now is the assigning! Behind me is 7 of the-Where's Kira—Invader Kira!" Red yelled. Purple looked around too.
My whole group stared at me in disbelief. I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. The six kept their mouths shut just for this amusing scene behold us. "She's over her my Tallests!" Zim shouted while pointing at me. They gasped when they took sight of him, "Oh nooo" They looked at him in horror, "it's Zim" of course, this is where everybody happens to look at him and completely forget about me. "Zim" Gaz whispered, noticing that he happened to be picked on and hated, she looked at him quietly. I thought I smelled pity from her. Hmm weird I thought I never smell that from here, well like people say, we don't always know everything about somebody, or the other saying that we always learn something new... Okay I'm horrible at quotes.
"Guys, I'm right here" I said, waving my hands in the air as I'm trying to gain their attention. They finally turned their attention on to me. "Invader Kira, you're so unbelievably tall!"
They motioned me to come forward, I sighed dramatically. "Fine, I'm on the way!" I groaned. I was making my way there slowly, but everybody was pushing me to the front, dragging me too. The Tallests looked me up and down, I felt like I was being undressed with their eyes.
'..The irony…' I thought irritated. I watched them as they step back a few feet and whisper amongst each other and kept glancing at me. The Think tank had happened to measure my height, and the oh so surprisingly fact was that I'm the same height as The Tallests, note the sarcasm on surprisingly.
'They probably don't remember me, it's been so long ago' I thought sadly. Those darn humans infecting me with their emotions… I bet you tend to one that many years ago we actually had emotions that can be showed but not anymore because we're bred for war, it's really irritating. I didn't dare show my emotions on my face, for the fear of being killed or took out of service; one of my former friends had that happen to them.
"Invader k- We don't think we should call you Invader Kira anymore. Since the control brain believes that you're tall enough to become one of us" Purple said, instead of Red, making me very surprised.
I peek over my shoulder to see that the 'Control Brain' is scanning through my PAK. I knew that my group was watching us intensely. Zim was grinning up at me. "It looks as if you're the same height, like we said" they commented from the crowd. I smiled over at them, though a pang in my heart followed. If I was to become one of the Tallests, then that means I will never see… again….. Oh Irk… even though… I hate this.
"They are right" Red said, he tapped his fingers against his chin in thought. I inclined my head at them. "I have grown since I last stood on this podium. What am I going as? My occupation, I mean" I asked loudly. I wanted to hear them say it again, that I'm Tallest Kira.
Purple and Red shared a look of disbelief. I kept my eye level evenly with them. "Your assigning will be addressed as a Tallest, since your outstanding height. Like we said before"
'Okay smartass' I mentally scowled. "Here is Tallest Kira everybody!" They Tallest said, though they sounded excited however their look says otherwise, it screams 'oh great, another whoopee ohh yay' complete sarcasm.
The crowd erupted in cheers and excitement, chanting my name "Tallest Kira" over and over again. "Finally a female Tallest!" of course there had to be some members of both genders to state that; the whole thing was a little un nerving and really making me want to escape this place.
When the assigning was over, I had to go to my living quarters that was being made for me, so I had some of the designs be laid out for me. I wanted a balcony that I can see the stars, a little garden area that I can have plants, a mini library, a nice large bed and many other essentials that I would need since living on Earth.
They had me dressed in more of a feminine outfit, it made my figure accent the appropriate curves and its color is silver and deep red, it has a long ribbon attached on the skirt that's tied on the lower back in a small bow and the rest curls up in long spirals; there is no sleeves if you must know. I detest them.
Later on, I was sitting in the cafeteria lounge with my friends and we were consuming food, I was drinking some beverages to calm my nerves, I was and still am really distressed that my old friends have not recognized me. They helped me become who I am today.
"I can't believe you are a Tallest now, it's amazing!" Zim shouted excited. He always has the tendency to get over excited. It can be quite adorable, other times it's really annoying if you have one of those bad days.
My antennas twitched and I played with one of them, they were ridiculously long and swirls many times. "What's wrong?" I cupped my hands together and leaned my face on them. "They don't recognize me!" I complained. "They forgot about me! It makes me feel horrible, horrible!"
"Calm down, okay? It happens. It's been a long time ago. Perhaps they didn't want to mention anything? Maybe they do remember?" Tenn suggested.
I groaned and shake my head. "I doubt it, hell its worse that I'm regretting leaving Earth…" I look down at the table, tears pricking at my eyes. Am I having some malfunction to have these emotions ever in the first place?
The girls huddled together and I closed my eyes. One thing about having this beverage was that my senses were numbed; I couldn't even tell what they are speaking of.
"Are you still in love with my dad?" Dib asked as he picked at his sprinkles on his cupcake.
I swallowed my cries before they could escape and leaned my head against the cool metal table and I stared emptily at the wall across from me. Tears threatening to escape even more; perhaps I should have my memories escaped? Perhaps I should get my emotions wiped clean.
"We think you should try to talk to him?" Tak begun, she tapped on my shoulder.
I made no attempt to make a noise or reply. Tenn sighed, "You been moping about ever since you and him broke things off!" she folded her hands together and she frowned deeply. "Kira, you need to stop being depressed about this"
I let my tears stream down my face, after all there was nobody else in this room except for us. "I can't take it anymore! All these years that went by I cared and loved him. I even made you three Irken! I didn't want to have you guys die off like the last mortals I met before you…. I don't know what to do anymore. Should i…should I get my memory erased? Get my emotions wiped?"
"NO!" they shouted. Gaz was glaring daggers at me, her looks kind of make my skin crawl and sting a little. "Never do that"
I let another sigh escape and I lifted my head up and took another sip of my irken specialty and it burned going down my throat but it sure did give me the great effect after. I kind of miss my gummy bears right now, my pink cookies, my choco taco ice cream sandwich and certainly my mint chocolate chip ice cream. It was such a bummer.
When I arrived—well the others helped me to my room since I was stumbling about and almost crashing in everybody in the way… especially the walls and the floor a couple times. I got in my room and passed out on the bed. I didn't even see what the living quarters look like either.
(Other pov)
Red and Purple were sitting in their chairs and consuming their large quantities of sugary treats to cure their sugar addiction, though that never really cures it but makes it worse and even more addicting.
"Hey, Red" Purple said as he stuffed his chocolate in his mouth
"What, Pur?" Red said after taking a sip of soda through his silly straw.
"Doesn't Kira look familiar?" they both paused eating and drinking and looked at each other momentarily before continuing on to their sweets. "No, not at all" they thought read hard, they paused real hard and a spark a familiarity is what they felt until they shook it off. "Nah, she doesn't" Red said, finishing his soda. He looked around searching for any more soda and spots one that is on the other side of the room. He stared at it intently, like it was going to levitate over to him.
"uhh, Red what are you doing?" Purple asked while eyeing him in disbelief.
"Trying to see if the force works" Red held out his hand, "come on, come on!" Nothing, it did not happen once. "I give up. Now where are my servants?" He mumbled to himself.
'Somebody get me that soda!" He pointed at the other side of the room where now another Irken has picked it up and was about to drink it. Before the Irken had placed his lips on it, it was took from their hands and rushed over to Red. The dejected Irken held his head in shame.
"Mm good" he took a sip and leaned back in to his seat. "Well kinda, but it's been so long ago. She could've been killed in the war on Titania, y'know the one she was assigned too after we graduated"
Purple stared at him in awe. "Red, that was the longest sentence you ever said, well ever since the academy!" He dropped his doughnut and picked it up quickly, blowing it off then taking a bite.
Red shrugged, "Hey. When you're the tallest, you don't need to think. You have people to do that for you" he said.
Purple laughed and Red joined it. "Yeah, so true"
