HELLO peoplez! I realize that you were all probably expecting an update on my other fan fic but unfortunately I… may have lost my plans for the story….

I am not apologizing.

So until I find those original plans or decide to stop being a lazy bum and re-wright it (probably not going to happen anytime soon) I won't be updating "the last dragon prince."

I'm still not apologizing.

So on that note I will be starting this brand new fanfic, one that I am much more prepared to wright…

Without further ado, I give you this cancerous ultimate super mega AWSOME RWBY fanfic filled with action, adventure, bacon, and a whole lot of pancakes!

..wait…. pancakes? Why did I… oh god Nora no… she broke the forth wall… OH SWEET LORD SHE BROKE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FITH! SOMBODY HEL-!

Chapter 1 the pain of loss

Time-unknown

Location-uncharted area outside of vale

Mission-investigate reported grim disturbances

Teams deployed- STRQ and MAIM

Covert operation level 12 clearance

"Qrow!" Raven called out as an alpha nevermore flew like an arrow toward him from behind.

"I've got it !" Malefor's voice rang back as he used his manipulation over pure energy to impale the speeding beast, killing it instantly.

"Thanks Maffy, I owe you one." the limping Qrow stated, using his sword as a crutch for his leg, which was bleeding profusely.

"I swear if you call me that one more time…." the proud warrior muttered as he took down another grimm with his purple clawed gauntlets.

The two teams had split into two groups. Raven and Qrow from STRQ went with Malefor and Akihiko of team MAIM to the west, while Taiyang and Summer of STRQ along with Igneel and Mako of team MAIM took to the east. Everything had been going smoothly, until a herd made entirely of Alpha Grimm ambushed the western team.

Heathcliff (Akihiko's nickname) was struck unconscious, while Qrow had taken a nevermore's razor sharp feather to the shin, tearing through his aura. Raven and Malefor were trying to defend their injured teammates, but Raven was almost out of blades for her sword, and Malefor was running low on aura. With the other team unaware of the situation, things had begun to look bleak….

That's when the dragon appeared.

Malefor was the only one to spot the monster, even at 50 feet long the giant Grimm was moving completely silent through the dense forest. The leader of team MAIM didn't even bother warning his ally's about the situation, being the densely proud warrior he is he dove strait at it.

The beast roared, the force of its voice so powerful it sent the orange haired dragon faunas flying through the trees.

"RAVEN!" Qrow called to his sister, who was currently engaging with 2 alpha gryphons bare handed. "Open a portal; we need to get out of here!"

Raven, though reluctant to retreat from a fight, agreed that it was a lost cause, and after breaking the gryphons skulls with an aura infused double punch, she used her last blade to cut a portal that led to the planned rendezvous point.

Raven passed through first, dragging the still unconscious Heathcliff with her. But just as Qrow went to pass through, he realized that Malefor wasn't with him.

"YO MAFF!" He called out, hoping for a response.

He got it in the form of a massive roar; along with the biggest grimm he had ever seen staring him straight in the face. The beast brought its head up, and in a move that would easily crush any human it slammed its chin down.

That's when Malefor jumped back into the fight, just barley slamming an injured Qrow away from most certain death. The dragon reared back in frustration over missing its pray, screaming in rage as Malefor blasted its right eye with his power.

"Qrow, you're not useful here right now, get to the portal and I'll hold this dammed creature off". With that Malefor shoved the infamous drunk toward the now shrinking portal, turning to face the dragon alone.

"Malefor don't be an idiot, just come with me we can fight this thing after we recuperate, we have to retreat now!" Qrow tried in vain to change the warriors mind, but Malefor NEVER backed down, and everybody knew it.

"Qrow." Malefor whispered, just barely audible over the sound of the grimm horde." You need to go now, I think I can use my semblance to seal this thing away, but if we let it roam free it will kill hundreds. There is a city only 5 minutes from here damnitt."

Qrow closed his eyes, taking a deep breath in as he reached the now nearly closed portal. "You'll die, you know that." He said, looking his best friend and fellow hunter in the eye's.

"Tell Zonya… tell her im sorry." Malefor said, referring to his currently pregnant wife. Qrow nodded his head, and as he stepped into the portal he took one last look at the man referred too as the greatest huntsmen in the world.

"Goodbye, Malefor." Qrow whispered, having already passed through the portal.

Had the portal been open for even a second longer, all of team STRQ and the remainder of team MAIM would have seen Malefor's purple aura explode outward, annihilating all grim in the forest, and dragging the legendary huntsman and the massive dragon down into the planet bellow.

Many years later

DAD! A voice called, piercing the dreams of a one Taiyang Xiao Long.

"What is it Ruby?" He called back to his second youngest daughter, who appeared to be angry about something.

"IM HUNGRY!" She screamed back. Most parents would reprimand someone for screaming like that in the house, but as a single father with three daughters he really didn't mind. It's not like they had any Nabors near their forest home

"THAN EAT!" He said, stating the obvious solution.

"BUT I WANT COOKIES!" Was her response, the girl in question now griped around his arm using both of her arms and legs to hold on.

Now it's no secret that Taiyang was a VERY loving father, but cooking was never his strong suit, so he said the only logical thing. "Why don't you ask Silver?" Obviously the younger of the twin rose sisters would bake some cookies right?

"BUT SHES NOT IN THE KITCHEN!" Ruby claimed, her stomach now grumbling with hunger.

"SHES WHAT!" He screamed, his rage vibrating throughout the entire house, causing the wildlife nearby to scatter.

15 years ago ruby and her twin sister had been born to the great excitement of the family. Summer Rose had given birth to two beautiful children, the first was the sweat vibrant ruby, who had been born with her silver eyes wide open and her mouth screaming out to the world. She had her mother's eyes, and black hair with red highlights.

The second girl was born a few minutes later, but she was a bit of a problem child.

She was a faunas (no summer didn't cheat, the genes to create o faunas are simply recessive, and tai and summer both have distant faunas ancestors) although the animal she represented was not yet clear. She had silver hair, but her sea foam colored eyes were closed too tightly to tell what color they were at the time.

After about ten minutes the silver haired infant had begun to cough up blood, the doctors had to hook her up to what seemed to be half of the hospital to keep her alive. She was underweight, even for a newborn.

She also had an aura level FAR beyond what most teenagers would possess, much less a newborn. After a lot of arguing the doctors decided to activate the girl's aura. if it wasn't turned on it would tear the pore kid in half, but activating it at such a young stage in her life would cause some extreme growth defects.

15 years later, that same tiny girl, now around 4'3"ft and still severely underweight do to her aura increasing her metabolism, was now storming into her lounge room, wooden spoon in hand, ready to beat her unsuspecting father to a bloody pulp.

"FITHY OLD MAN!" She yelled, slamming the comically large spoon over Taiyang's head, much to the amusement of a certain blond bombshell.

Yang was the oldest of the three sisters, standing 5'8"ft with about a foot over silver and more than two sizes bigger than both her siblings in a certain department of underwear.

All three sisters were bound to each other like glue, although yang's mother was technically Raven, who had left Taiyang right after giving birth. Yang and silver were always fighting against their useless father, while Ruby, now standing at an average 5'4"ft,always took the old geezers side in things.

Of course, not even the loyal Ruby would willingly take a hit from the infamous wooden spoon.

"SERIOUSLY", Silver continued, standing over the barely conscious blond haired man." you're our father, why the heck am I always doing the chores around here? I never get a break in this house!"

After Summer had unfortunately passed away, tai had really struggled to keep the house in check, but after he realized that his youngest girl had inherited her mother's cooking and cleaning ability's… He kind of took advantage of the opportunity.

Just then the door opened, revealing a lightly drunk uncle Qrow and his only son. Pablo had been the result of a long night and a LOT of tequila, but Qrow loved him regardless. The boy had jet black hair and the same blood red eyes as his father. Pablo was bronze skinned, and he stood at a nice 5'6"ft. He had a surprising amount of facial hair for his age and wore a comically large sombrero on his head.

The three sisters instantly forgot about their deadbeat father and tackled their one and only cousin onto the floor. As the girls dragged their dazed cousin off to play on yang's grimm box (if you can't figure it out, it's basically an xbox but I changed the name to fit this world better) Qrow went to pick his teammate off the hardwood floor.

"So Tai." he started, taking a swig of his ever-present whisky. "My Pablo just got accepted into beacon, did yang get her acceptance notice yet?" Taiyang gave Qrow his best mock offended look, defending the honor of his oldest spawn.

"You truly think the fruit of these loins didn't make it in?" he said in a half serious, half playful tone.

"You, yes, but she's my sisters kid, so I got no doubts she made it." Tie went to make a comeback, but the mention of Raven made him think of the old days, bringing him back to the fun times they used to have.

"Do you know if Malefor's son got accepted?" He asked seemingly out of the blue. Qrow was taken aback for a moment, but proceeded to sober up enough to answer.

"Ya, now that you mention it, Zonya did tell me he was going; I hear he was the top student in his class." Qrow responded. "Then again James taught him personally, so it's no surprise he's so skilled". Qrow was referencing of course the head of the atlas military James ironwood, who had himself been the only student of Malefor before the incident.

"What about Silver." Taiyang tensed at the mention of his special little flower. "Have you finally decided to let her join signal?" Or are you going to keep making her do your house work while the rest of this family goes out to battle." Qrow looked his brother in law in the eyes, waiting for an answer.

"You know I can't." Tai began, much to Qrow's disappointment. "I know she has the skill, but her auras too random; she could literally explode if she overexerts herself." Qrow sighed in defeat as he heard the same excuse he always got at this question. Silver was nearly as skilled as her father, a pretty incredible feat for a 15 year old, but there were two major problems with her power however.

For one was she had her erratic aura, which although it was three times that of even Qrows power now, it also caused random pain flashes that required medication AND caused her extremely short petite stature.

The other problem she had was in her DNA. As you know silver is a faunas, but not only is her animal attribute still unknown, being a silver tuft tipped tail nearly as long as her that appeared draconian with purple fur instead of scales, it also cause some major eye sight problems.

Silver could see nearly perfectly in the dark, but in the light she needed to wear some specially designed victorian era circle rimmed glasses over her milky blue eyes that had special darkened lenses and guards to block out light from flooding her peripheral vision.

"I WIN BITCHES!" Pablo's cries of victory could be heard from the other room, paired with the dismayed cries of yang, who had bet 20 yen on the game they were playing. "You know she wants it more than anything tie." Qrow said, trying to help out his niece as he looked into the protective fathers eyes.

"I won't lose another one of my roses Qrow." he responded. "I already lost summer, I am NOT losing silver."

"Then why is Ruby attending signal?" Qrow shot back, causing Tai to cringe at the well-made point, he tried to make a rebuttal, but Qrow took the opportunity to make his point. "She's not delicate, I taught her myself and she has made more progress in the last two years than most people make in twenty. I know she has some problems, but she knows her limits, and it's not like signal sends people on active combat missions."

Tai contemplated this. He knew that silver wasn't as frail as he tried to think of her, but her powers were risky, and he didn't want her to get hurt. The blond man took a breath to respond, but at that moment the kids all strolled out of yang's room and walked up to the adults.

"Hey dad." Ruby said, cutting off what the man was about to say.

"Me, Silver, and Pablo are going to go shopping for new some new gear, can I have some cash for food?"I'm STARVING!" Taiyang sighed and reached for his wallet, which Silver then proceeded to snatch and empty in record time.

"I taught her that." Pablo said, beaming in pride for his "little sister".

"Whoa whoa hold on." Tai said, looking at the amount his daughter had taken. "What makes you think im giving you that much?"

"Who do you think dose your laundry?" Was the response he got, causing him to concede with his head hung low.

"What about you firecracker?" Qrow asked, seeing Yang walk out with her motorcycle helmet.

"Oh I'm going out to- to meet with some friends." She stuttered out, a clear sign her obvious lie.

Qrow new she was probably going to look for Raven again, she did this all the time. He knew he should tell her the truth, but if yang knew why her mother had left she would be devastated. Nobody wants to hear that there mom abandoned them because she thought that they were too weak to be acknowledged as a daughter.

"I'll save her once." Raven had told him years ago. "Then she's on her own."

Qrow new that she had been dead serious when she had told him that, his sister never lied.

"Ok fine, you kids have fun." Taiyang called as they all walked out the door.

"So Tai, what do you say, let Silver join signal?" Qrow asked, hoping their previous conversation had finally gotten through to the overprotective man.

"Fine, I'll let her attend next semester with Ruby, but only if nothing bad happens until then." Tai spoke with defeat in his voice.

"Deal." The red eyed drunk said. " I'm going to hold you to that, and don't worry, nothing bad could happen within the next few weeks, right?"

Oh how wrong he was.

Three hours later Pablo, Silver, and Ruby stood in the quaint little shop "From Dust Till Dawn", browsing through the wide variety of dust based ammo. Silver was looking for some energy dust for her Guilty Thorn, which was a pair of gauntlets that ended in barbed spikes that shot out on some deadly wire. The spiked fingers themselves were lethal, but the wire that connected them to the rest of the gloves could slice through solid steel. That along with energy dust made the weapon EXTREMELY deadly.

She did not fuck around.

Pablo was searching for some mods for his guns, the weapons utilized his scarlet colored aura as ammo, so he didn't need to buy rounds. He did however need to make sure that his guns worked properly without overusing his energy, so he was constantly upgrading the dual weapons he called lilinette, which was also strangely the name of his semblance.

Ruby was currently absorbed in a booklet on the newest standard line weapons, with a concerning aroused face. People swore that the girl was completely asexual due to her lack of interest in boys or girls, but her affiliation for heavy weaponry made people wonder…

Just then a man walked up to her, a red dust blade clenched in his hand. "Put your hand's wear I can see em!" The man said, pointing his weapon at the oblivious Ruby, who couldn't hear him over her headphones.

The man jumped back as Pablo drew his gun, and pissed himself as the boy leveled the barrel with his face.

"You done goofed." Pablo said as he blew the man clean through a wall with a massive red energy blast. As Pablo giggled over his triumph a man with orange hair and a white bowler hat approached him from behind and knocked him out with his cane.

The man took a look at the girls, Ruby now finally seeing the robbery in progress and Silver face palming at her cousins utter failure. Ar-are you robbing me? Ruby asked as another one of the white suited man's goons approached her.

"Yes." He said, stating the obvious fact.

"Ooohhhh." She exclaimed, as her hand slowly went to the sniper/scythe that adorned her back, currently folded into a suitcase-like shape for transport.

Needless to say that was all the goon heard before he was kicked through the same wall as his friend, sadly missing the hole and making a new one right next to the first.

"Get them." the orange haired man stated in a slightly annoyed voice, pointing his half dozen remaining goons at the two now clearly armed girls in the back of the store.

"Ruby you get the thugs, I'll take on the boss!" Silver called as she shot her claws into the walls next to her, catapulting herself at the cane wielding older man. By the time Silver collided with the thief, Ruby had already taken out three of the black suit clad thugs.

Pablo was still completely unconscious.

"Gotta admit, you got some spirit in ya kiddo." The man said as he shot a dust round out from his cane, blowing Silver away." But my rides here so we must draw our little date to a close." As he spoke those words a bullhead landed next to him. He stepped onto the floor of his "ride" just as Ruby had just finished off the last of his goons, and she began shooting at the engine facing her.

"LETS GO LETS GO!" The man called over the roar of the jets.

Just then a purple glow lit up the night, and Glynda Goodwitch stepped into his view, wielding a black riding crop.

"Shit." He muttered. "We got a huntress.!" he called to the unseen pilot. The jet-copter was already halfway off the ground, but that wouldn't matter if a huntress decided to start throwing fists.

"Calm down Torchwick." A voice spoke from the corner of the chopper." I'll handle this."

Silver now had her claws stuck into the vehicle, keeping it from taking off with her cables. Ruby and Goodwitch were unleashing hell on the right engine, clearly aura protected. Ruby with her sniper and Glynda with her incredible dust manipulation. Things were looking good for the hero's until a large spear made entirely of ice exploded in-front of them, sending them all flying back.

A young woman, with dark blue hair and a complete lack of clothing stepped onto the edge of the jet, pointing her right index finger at Ruby's now prone form.

The girls aura pulsed, and as ice began to form on her hand she called out "ice daemons lance", followed by another spear of ice shooting from her finger, clearly it was a very powerful semblance. The ice would have impaled the now aura depleted Ruby if Silver hadn't blocked it with her gauntlets, but to block she had to release her grip on the fleeing vehicle, allowing the thief to get away with his colleagues.

"Damn." Goodwitch muttered as she watched the jet retreat into the distance. Her thoughts were interrupted by a tap on her shoulder. She looked down to see the two girls who had just fought with her giving her the biggest puppy dog eyes she had ever seen.

"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!" They both squeaked out to the famous huntress who had just come in and helped them kick some ass.

"chanclas!"

Ruby, Silver, and Glynda all looked over into the store, wear Pablo seemed to be cowering in a corner from a slipper sitting on the ground.

Goodwitch looked back at the girls and sighed. "You're going to have to come with me girls".

Ruby seemed to think she was getting some sort of prize, but Silvers face paled when she realized that the huntress was DEFINENTLY going to call her father….

In the words of her oldest sister…

She was so fucked.

END chapter 1

Thanks for reading everybody I hope you enjoyed. Just to explain some things Malefor and Zonya are from Spyro the dragon. Akihiko is from Sword art online. Mako is from kill la kill (your gonna love where I go with that one) and Igneel is from Fairy Tail.

The ice wielding naked girl is also from Fairy Tail, and yes it is a female grey….

I am still not apologizing.

This is going to be a very long fic, and I have no set plan for this one so if you have any neat ideas please feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments section.

Pablo and silver are the main focus of this fic, along with their teams, which will be made of entirely non RWBY characters. The two characters are not based off of anybody in particular, so they will be getting a little more development than everyone else.

Goodbye, good luck, and good hunting.

PANKEACKES!

DAMNIT WHO LET HER OUT OF THE CAGE!? NORA NO DON'T TOUCH THE RED BOUTTON!

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