Author's note: Here's my 2nd fanfiction that I'm working on so far. It is basically a crossover of the Team Fortress 2 Halloween update and Overwatch. I appreciate the feedback that I got in the previous fanfiction, so I am giving this as a response to that. Enjoy the first chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of content (characters, vehicles, etc.) that is represented in this story. All of the content contained within this story belongs to their respective owners.
Chapter 1: Another day, another fight.
PYRO AHEAD!
MEDIC!
FIND HIM, MAGGOTS!
These sounds being made were from the mercenaries of Redmond and Bluchard, fighting amongst themselves for cases, mission points, and just pure fun. But tonight they would be getting more than they bargained for, because tonight was Halloween, and the maniacal wizard, Merasmus, was as crazy as ever. Right now the crazy magician was disguised as a box, hiding among other boxes. He snickered to himself as the mercs mumbled to themselves on where the wizard could be.
Just then, Pyro passed by the boxes and looked at them in interest. "Mphh Mpphh!" he said as he aimed his flamethrower at the boxes, and revealed Merasmus's hiding spot by burning him, but that was not enough to down the evil wizard. "Fools! Never underestimate the power of a wizard! Behold the BOMBINOMICON!" yelled Merasmus as he began to throw bombs at the mercs below him, killing a RED Heavy and his medic, along with a RED soldier. However, the mercs had a special system called respawn, which allowed them to be revived after death, and in a matter of seconds the Heavy and his medic stepped out of the break room in perfect condition. As the Heavy stepped out, he noticed a scout sucking his thumb and hiding behind some boxes, whom he proceeded to lift by the collar.
"Oh! Do I smell soiled baby diapers? Get out there and fight like a MAN!"
"Yeah, says the guy wearing the fairy wings."
"I'll have you know, tiny man, that Heavy may look like beautiful fairy, but he will end you." He said in a dark tone. Scout nodded nervously and ran towards Merasmus with his Scattergun and Mad milk.
Meanwhile, at the BLU side, a soldier and his medic came charging from their respawn, armed with a Buff banner and a Direct hit. "Charge me, doc!" yelled out the soldier, and a medic responded by supercharging his direct hit with his kritzkreig, damaging Merasmus down to a sliver of health. "Must hide… must heal!" moaned the wizard as he stumbled towards some barrels to disguise himself among them. But instead he ran into the entire BLU team. "Noooo!" He screamed as the BLU team's weapons destroyed him into a pile of dust.
"YEAH! I did it!" shouted the BLU scout in glee. But then he caught the evil stares of his team looking at him. "Uhhh… I mean we did it!" The BLU team nodded in approval. They walked back to the break room and saw some crates and costume drops waiting for them there. They picked them up and began to try the costumes on. In the corner of the break room was Demoman, who, like always, was drunk.
"Eyyhhahheehehe…. Ohph hev ther, scoot. Yu suave ani cloving for ne?"
"As a matter of fact I didn't. Why don't you actually participate in these missions instead of always asking me for the stuff?" Scout said annoyingly. Demoman just shrugged and fell asleep instantly. Scout noticed that Engineer was busying himself with a teleporter, and Medic was with him. "Hey there Engie! I got some good stuff from that crate! Wanna trade?"
"No thanks, pardner. Uh, listen. We've been doing some investigating on the teleporter, and I think you might want to see this." He pressed a button on the table, and the teleporter began to spin. The usual red flash appeared, and a rifle appeared in the center. The team gathered round the teleporter to see.
"Ummm… alright. You can teleport a gun. What does that have to do with it?"
The medic took the rifle off the teleporter, which was larger and had a different design from the stock shotgun, and turned it sideways, revealing the words "Property of Overwatch."
"I don't think zis gun is offered by Mann Co ." Said the spy, who had entered the room without anyone noticing. "I read ze catalog everyday for new revolverz, but I have never zis this weapon before in it."
"Should we tell the administrator that our teleporter is broken?" asked Scout.
"I have already told her about zit." replied the Spy.
"Well… what do we do?" asked Scout.
"Simple." said the Engineer "We all take a vacation from fighting. I need time to see what is wrong with the teleporter, and you guys can't operate without an Engineer in your team. So basically, no fighting until the teleporter is fixed."
Everyone in the break room groaned in disappointment. "Well, now zit is time to begin dissecting zat pigeon that I found."
"Great." said scout "No fighting, and we have a mad scientist among us. This is officially the worst day ever."
End of Chapter 1
Author's note: Thank you so much for reading this. I'll try to get the next one up ASAP. Also check out my profile to find out about updates on my latest stories. Hope you enjoy the next chapter.
