The Arthurian Servants (Mash included) sat on Chaldea's conference room, waiting for Arthuria, who had asked them to be here for an announcement. Mash, who was calmly taking a sip of coffee from a thermos she brought alongside her, already knew what was going to be said, but remained quiet.
Their wait finally over, Arthuria walked inside the conference room with a handful of other servants behind her. She stood in front of her Knights, and spoke:
"Thanks for coming here, all of you. I have some things to say today." the King began. "First of all, Diarmuid and I've been dating for two weeks by now."
The Irish Lancer gave a small bow, and a light kiss to Arthuria's cheeks before going back to the background. Mordred started glaring at Diarmuid immediately. Gawain wondered if Lancer shared the Irish's notorious alcohol resistance. Tristan remained serene, but then again, he was probably sleeping. Bedivere, Merlin, and Lancelot immediately jumped from their seats to congratulate Saber, but she motioned them to stay still.
"Before you say anything, I have more things to announce."
Ah, yes. Since the two were clearly fond of each other, Diarmuid would likely become a Knight of the Round, or perhaps marriage was alrea-
"Murasama shares a body with my Master from one of my Grail Wars. After some talking, we've decided he's also my boyfriend."
Murasama remained stoic and grumpy as Saber brought him forward, although the Shirou side of him started blushing furiously. Mordred exchanged her stares for a look of complete confusion. Lancelot found this odd, but decided he was in no place to object. Bedivere and Merlin remained smiling.
"Ishtar's host body was also from one of my Masters. After some talking she's both my girlfriend and Murasama's."
Rin effectively took control of Ishtar, who was blushing and stuttering something about Arthuria. Without missing a beat, the King of Knights brought forth the last Servant that came with her.
"This is Emiya, a Counter Guardian, and also a future version of Murasama's host. He's also dating me and Ishtar."
An awkward silence filled the room.
Arthuria brought forth Murasama and Emiya and said: "Also, the three of us plan on asking Parvati out tomorrow night."
At that point, hell broke loose;
Mordred had passed out at somepoint between Ishtar's and Emiya's announcement. Bedivere started laughing until he ran out of breath. Merlin hopped ahead to tease his beloved King, only to receive a glare that would stop a Demon Pillar cold, before he even could say anything. Gawain was puzzled beyond belief. Lancelot asked himself how this was the same King that chased after him due to his betrayal. Tristan was definitely asleep.
Meanwhile, Mash calmly took another sip of coffee from her thermos, silently wondering what would happen if Guinivere was Summoned.