A/N: I have no idea where in the movie timeline this would take place, if there even is a suitable place for it, I just wanted to write it 'cause it's fun! This was strangely inspired by Me First & The Gimme Gimmes cover version of Hey La My Boyfriends Back!
Dedication: This drabble is for all the lovely people who left sweet reviews on my previous PotC drabble - Thirst for Youth. Thank you very much J
Disclaimer: All recognisable characters belong to Disney, and other important people that aren't me!
Hey La, Hey La, My Boyfriends ...Jack?
"But why father?" Elizabeth implored, "Why such urgency for me to marry?"
"Come along, dearest. You have kept the gentlemen waiting long enough" Commander Swann insisted, "Now who shall it be; Commodore Norrington or Mr Turner?"
"I don't think... That is I..." she struggled, looking from one to the other, "Oh, neither!" she declared.
No sooner was the word spoken than a man in pirate garb swung into view on a perfectly placed rope, and was gone again in a trice, Elizabeth clinging on.
"You're late" she admonished playfully"
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, luv" he smirked, "Everything else is immaterial"
- The End -