Happy Axel/Roxas/Luxord day! This idea came to me after I remember a skit a group did in my Girl Scout Camp.

I do not own anything: Kingdom Hearts, anything related to it, or this game.

Roxas sat on the couch watching TV. Today is the most boring day he has had in his life. Roxas sighed and decide to ask Axel what they could do.

He walked into the kitchen to see Axel sitting on counter eating some toast. When Axel saw Roxas he smiled.

"Hey buddy!" said Axel "What's up?"

"I'm bored Axel," complained Roxas "do you know what we could do?"

Axel thought for a minute and finished his toast. They sat there for a while, thinking. Axel suddenly jumped off the counter.

"Well," he said with a sigh "let's go ask Luxord."

Roxas nodded and followed him to the living room. Luxord was sitting at the table shuffling his cards silently. Axel slammed his hand on the table and Luxord almost jumped out of his chair. All of the cards went flying all over the place.

"Hey, Luxord." said Axel cheerfully "You got a game we can play?"

Luxord glared at Axel and smiled. "Yeah, I got one. It's called 'Flower, flower, give me your nectar'"

Roxas shrugged. "How do you play?"

Luxord leaned his elbow on the table. "Well, I'll be the flower, and you two will be the bees. You guys will run around the castle visiting at least three rooms. When you come back, stand in front of me and say 'flower, flower, give me your nectar'."

Roxas and Axel shrugged. "Alright." said Axel "Let's go Roxas!"

The two of them ran off and left Luxord alone. Luxord laughed a little and quickly picked up his cards. He grabbed the bottle of water on the table and put a lot of water in his mouth, but didn't swallow it. He sat there, waiting for the two to return.

Axel and Roxas came running back into the room. "Flower, flower, give me your nectar!" they yelled.

Luxord spit all of the water I his mouth at the two boys. They screamed in surprise and jumped backwards.

"Luxord!" yelled Axel "What was that for?"

"Alright, I won't do it again." promised Luxord.

Roxas and Axel glared at him. "You better not." threatened Roxas.

"Go on." said Luxord.

Roxas and Axel sighed and ran into the next room. Luxord quickly put more water in his mouth and sat in his chair waiting for the two to return. Axel and Roxas ran up to Luxord.

"Flower, flower, give me your nectar!"

Luxord sit water all over them again. The two screamed again and glared at him.

"Alright Luxord." said Axel. "We'll be the flower now, and you are the bee."

Luxord shrugged. "Alright then."

Luxord ran off into the kitchen. He quickly opened the fridge door and took out a bottle of water. He filled his mouth with water and ran back to Roxas and Axel. He stood in front of them, not saying a word because his mouth was full.

Roxas and Axel urged him on to say something, their mouths seemed full too. They looked at each other and swallowed whatever was in their mouths, which Luxord assumed to be water.

"You supposed to say 'flower, flower, give me your nectar!'" yelled Axel and Roxas.

Luxord spit his water all over the two boys and they jumped back again. Luxord smiled at his genius. Axel and Roxas glared at him once again.

"I quit." said Roxas.

"Me too." Axel agreed.

They walked off into the next room and Luxord sat back down at the table.

"I love that game." He said to himself.