Your name is Gamzee Makara.
You have a passion for many things, but you'd know that already if you'd bothered to read HOMESTUCK. Right now your biggest concern is that you are stuck in this PORTABLE FRIDGE OF THE MOST UNESCAPABLE VARIETY. While you understand completely why your friends have locked you up, you cannot deny that you are MASSIVELY LONELY, and by extention, MASSIVELY BORED. Perhaps asking nicely will provide results:
OPEN DIALOGLOG
TC: HeY VrIsKa i'M BoReD CaN YoU GiVe mE SoMeThInG To dO?
AG: No.
TC: Ok.
END DIALOGLOG
Well that didn't work at all. You are quite certain you'll probably rot away before they let you out. If only they gave you SOMETHING to do...
OPEN DIALOGLOG
AG: Actually Gamzee...
AG: Do you want to run an errand for me?
You perk up. Things are finally getting interesting!
TC: SuRe v-DaWg wHaT Is iT?
AG: First of all call me "V-Dawg" again and I'll 8reak your spine.
TC: SoRrY.
AG: Second: Here's what I need you to do.
AG: Go to the store and 8uy me chips.
TC: WhAt
AG: You heard me. Go to the store and 8uy me some chips. I'm hungry.
TC: BuT IsN't tHiS LiKe sOmE MaGiCaL ReAlM?
TC: WhErE WoUlD I FiNd a sUpErMaRkEt?
AG: Siiiiiiiigh
AG: Details, Gamzee. Details.
AG: I wasn't finished yet.
AG: Get me my chips and I'll let you 8uy yourself a Faygo or two.
AG: Get it done quickly and I'll let you 8orrow my Laptop for a while.
AG: Think you can do it clown 8oy?
This is perfect! At last you'll be free, you'll be able to communicate, and reunite with your faygo!
TC: DeAl.
AG: Alright. Here's twenty 8oondollars. Good luck!
AG: Oh and one more thing
AG: Step out of line and you're dead.