Disclaimer: I do bot own Fairy Tail
Warning: Don't do drugs.
A/N: Finally back again! Whenever I was struck by inspiration, I did not have my laptop with me, and now I finally hit inspiration again. This story may or may not somewhat be based on a true story. Next chapter soon, it will be awesome! Enjoy!
We walked down to the guild. "We" was of course the most-stoned team in Fairy Tail, the fearsome four, Erza, Natsu Gray and me. Well, Erza unwittingly so far, but hey, right? Today was a celebration with a big party afterwards: Mira had birthday.
As we entered the guild, it was already decorated. Large sashes were hung from the walls, and it was lit with magical lights. Every table had a cake baked by Mira – with help of Mary, and a lot of it in it – and plates. Kinana stood behind the counter, ready to pour everyone his drink.
"Hello!", greeted Mira happily.
"Hello Mira!", I said.
"Happy birthday!", we shouted and hugged her.
"Of course we did bring something for you.", said Erza. She gave Mira a basket stuffed with all kinds of sweets. We had made them by ourselves, and had worked diligently for this moment.
"That's so nice! Thanks!", said Mira with her huge, genuine trademark smile. "Enjoy the evening!"
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We did enjoy the evening, sipping a beer, eating and just having fun. We had partied for maybe an hour, when Gray nudged me in the side.
"Lucy?", he asked.
"Yeah?", I said.
"I really want to blaze one now.", giggled Gray. Natsu nodded.
"Yeah, Erza is not here right now. We can leave the guild now and stay away for a few minutes.", added Natsu.
"It really is a tempting situation...", I said, trying to decide what was the better decision right now. "Ah, fuck it, let's smoke one."
"I guess you have everything with you?", smiled Gray.
"Of course.", I said with a smirk.
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We had left the guild and had walked a few minutes, until we arrived at the cathedral. There we sat down. I pulled out tip, papes, tobacco and my grinder. Putting two buds in, I shredded it for a moment and started to roll one. Licking along the paper, I sealed it. Twirling the left-over paper, I gave it Natsu, she he could light it.
"Man, having a human lighter is really convenient.", said Gray.
"But he tends too overheat the head.", I said. Natsu, who already had taken a hit, smirked. Then he looked at me.
"Is that from Droy?", he asked curiously.
"Nah, bought it from a friend.", I answered.
"Nice one. Which sort?", asked Gray, who was now smoking.
"Haze.", I grinned and took the jay. I inhaled deeply, savoring the taste. I nodded. "Yeah. Haze."
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We had smoked the joint and were all pretty intoxicated now. Lying in the grass, looking at the cathedral and the forest, we sighed.
"Ah, that was nice.", said Natsu. I nodded in agreement.
"But we have to go now.", said Gray, after he had looked at the clock tower for nearly a minute.
"Aw man, don't wanna.", I said, but stood up.
"Maybe we should take a little detour? So that we don't get back when we're a little more sober.", suggested Natsu.
"Good idea.", I said. "Where do you wanna go?"
"Just a few strolls through Magnolia, nothing much.", said Natsu. Gray and I nodded.
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We walked into an alleyway and looked around.
"So, we go there and then we should get to the market and from there to the guild.", said Gray.
"Okay, let's go.", I said. We walked for a short time, with only occasionally a few words changed. The street lights shone in a halo of orange light and painted every surface with a yellow tint.
"Guys, we went the wrong way.", said Natsu.
"No, it's correct. We walk down here, and then comes the street to the market.", said Gray.
"I don't know...", I said doubtfully.
"It's wrong!", said Natsu.
"It's right!", said Gray.
"Well, let's just go.", I said. "But was this street always like this?"
"Yeah, I know, right? It is more like the other street?", said Natsu.
"Maybe we're in the wrong street? But down there I see the market.", said Gray.
"Is that so?", I asked confused. "The market had this thing in the middle."
"You're right.", said Gray.
"Huh.", was all Natsu said.
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We walked for a few moments and indeed, it was the market. We went down another alley that should take us directly to the guild hall.
"Right now it seems like the street is really long.", I said.
"We're normally on a carriage when we take this road.", said Gray, and Natsu contorted his face.
"Yeah, but it's so much longer, you know?", I said.
"Man, it really is. You just look down one second and it seems further away.", said Natsu.
"Funny. I'll try it.", I said and looked down on my feet. Rather than looking up, I made an astonishing discovery. "Guys, the floor moves!"
"What?", asked Gray.
"The ground is moving, but I mean it's not, but it looks like it!", I exclaimed.
"What?", asked Natsu, but looked down. "Shit Lucy, you were right!"
After Gray looked down, we all looked up.
"Oh my God, the guild.", I whispered. "It's right there."
"Finally! I thought this street would never end.", said Natsu.
We entered the guild and were greeted by a smiling Erza. "Where have you been?", she smiled.
"Needed a breath of fresh air?", I asked. Natsu and Gray nodded.
"Is that so. We're about too eat the cake and have a few vocal exercises afterward.", said Erza.
"Karaoke.", I groaned.
"Not again...", sighed Natsu.
"Not Natsu's singing again...", sighed Gray.
"Oi!", yelled Natsu.
Seeing those two get all fired up, Erza and I decided to ditch them and get a slice of cake.