Hello everyone! This fanfiction was originally a role-play between my friends. I have copied and pasted what was said in the role-play and published it as a fanfiction. You may read it in ways similar you would read a script for a play. :) I hope you enjoy
Deidara- He crossed his arms in anger and slight embarrassment. "I hate you right now Uchiha un" He said bluntly as he tried to hide his embarrassment.
Itachi- He kept his face emotionless as he looked the other over. "It's not like this is exactly my idea of fun." He muttered, unsure why the blonde was pinning the blame all on him.
Deidara- "We will get them back for this un" He said with annoyance in his tone. Pink was his least favorite color... in all honesty he hated it with a burning passion
Itachi- He shrugged. "Count me in, of course." He hoped the other couldn't see the embarrassment he was trying to hide behind his passive nature.
Deidara- "And quit staring un" He mumbled as he pulled the dress down farther. "Why the hell did Kakuzu even have these in his closet un?" He mumbled in a flustered tone
Itachi- He averted his eyes upon the other's request. "How the hell should I know?" He mumbled, crossing his arms and glaring at no one in particular.
Deidara- He looked the other up and down. "And why does it look better on you than it does me un?" He asked with a pout.
Itachi- "Quit starting." He retorted mockingly, a soft smile on his face.
Deidara- "It is hard when it looks better on you than me un" He mumbled and ran a hand threw his bangs.
Itachi- He rolled his eyes. "And I'm the blind one? It clearly looks better on you. Goes with your hair better." He rationalized as I'd it were a common fact.
Deidara- "So my hair is girly like the outfit un?" He asked in an offended tone. He gave a light glare to the other believing it was an insult.
Itachi- He blinked at the other. "It wasn't an insult, Dei. Chill out." He rolled his eyes at the blonde's short temper.
Deidara- He calmed down slightly but turned around to look at his hair in the large mirror.
Itachi- He couldn't help snickering at the other softly.
Deidara- He tried to fix it hoping it would at least make it look less girly.
Itachi- "Just take it down." He suggested uncaringly
Deidara- He took it down and flipped his head over so all the hair was hiding his face as he fluffed it up and got rid of the slight aching before flipping it all back.
Itachi- He blinked at the blonde on amusement. "Much better." He smiled softly.
Deidara- He wrapped the hair-tie around his wrist and looked at the other. "I look more girly with it down un" He mumbled.
Itachi- "That's what I thought, I just wanted to see for myself." he said, suppressing a laugh.
Deidara- He flipped him the bird and put it back up with a glare at the other. This was definately not his day.
Itachi- Here was unable to stop himself from laughing that time, deciding to make the most of the ridiculous situation instead of be upset about it like the blonde was. It was an odd change.
Deidara- "Cocky little-" He mumbled as he blushed at the others laughter. That Uchiha was deffinately something different that was a fact.
Itachi- "I don't think cocky is the word your looking for, ma'am." he countered with another wave of laughter. "Maybe manipulative? Annoying? A pain in the neck?"
Deidara- "Pain in the ass is more like it un" He mumbled still glaring at the other for the term of the opposite gender. "And I AM A GUY DAMNIT!" He exclaimed fuming in his spot
Itachi- He found the other's reaction far to amusing to be upset about the fact that he was in the same outfit. "Yeah, because you sure look like one right now." He sneered sarcastically.
Deidara- "Look who is talking un! You look more girly than I do!" He retorted as his cheeks held a pink tinge on them. Whether from embarrassment or anger even he couldn't tell.
Itachi- He looked around the other's fuming body at himself in the mirror with a curious expression on his face. "Can't say I agree with you on that, miss attitude." He retorted coyly.
Deidara- He was so annoyed that his whole body felt as if his aura was flaming around him. "I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL!" He screamed and punched the others arm.
Itachi- He swiftly punched the other back, glaring lightly. "I know you're not a girl. You're not pretty enough to be a girl. Plus, if you were, I wouldn't be able to hit you."
Deidara- He smirked at the pain. "I would rather not be pretty if it gets me the ability to feel pain un." He countered back the smirk staying on his lips.
Itachi- He rolled his eyes. "Who are you, Hidan?" He questioned mockingly, hoping the Jashinist could hear his mocking.
Deidara- "Just a sadist un" He said as he cracker his neck hoping it would calm him down. He finally cooled down enough to think normally. "Sorry" He muttered.
Itachi- "Me too." He said, an amused smirk still in place though the apology was sincere.
Deidara- He sighed and sat down on the floor with his back to the mirror
Itachi- "Dei, don't you think we should change?" He suggested, raising an eye brow at the other.
Deidara- "Konan hid all of my clothes un." He said as he crossed his arms and continued to stay on the floor.
Itachi- He rolled his eyes. "You look like a child." He stated bluntly.
Deidara- "And you look like an old man un. What is your point?" He countered as he looked at the other.
Itachi- He rolled his eyes, refusing to go back and forth with the other again. "Just shut up and think of a way out of this." He commanded, finished with all the joking around.
Deidara- "If I had an idea do you think I would be here un?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "I could blow up the door but that is the best I got un." He said with a sigh.
Itachi- He shrugged. "We don't have any better options, so be my guest. Unless you'd rather me burn the place to the ground."
Deidara- "You can burn it down once we are actually OUT of it un." He said looking at the other as if he was crazy. He stood up slowly and walked over to the middle of the room before sighing. "Which mirror is the door hiding behind un?"
Itachi- He activated the Sharingan, quickly glancing around the room twice, but all he saw was himself and the blonde multiplied. He squinted, looking harder at each panel, then pointed to one to the left of the blonde. "Right there."
Deidara- He nodded and broke the mirror to be able to open it. His blood was getting all over the floor and his arms. He pulled the mirror off and put a tiny clay bird into the lock and stepped back and in front of the other.
Itachi- "Look at what you've done now..." He mumbled, looking at the blood. "You're bleeding."
Deidara- "You may want to move back un." He said as he moved his bleeding hand into a hand motion. He was ready to blow the door up but he didn't want the damn Uchiha hit also
Itachi- He grabbed the boy's shoulder, pulling him back, too. "You don't need to go getting yourself any more cut up than you already are." He mumbled, pushing the other behind him when they reached the other side of the room.
Deidara- "I am pretty much immune to my explosions un. You on the other hand are not un. Stay behind me." He commanded and stood in front of the other and blew up the door while taking the blow of everything with ease.
Itachi- He closed his eyes as the explosion went off. He looked at the blonde, letting out an inaudible sigh at seeing his words were true.
Deidara- He had a few shards of glass in his skin and ripping the dress but no burns fron the exposion. "You okay un?" He asked
Itachi- "I'm fine, thanks." He mumbled, his relief slightly audible in his voice.
Deidara- "No problem un." He said as he pulled a large piece of glass out of his arm. He sighed and started walking to the door.
Itachi- "I- I'm not sure going outside seems like a fun idea in these outfits." He did with a stiff laugh.
Deidara- He rolled his eyes. "There are probably cameras all around here in." He said as he walked out of the damned doorway
Itachi- He followed the younger man loyally. "You're right." He admitted. "This was a lame prank." He muttered, the hatred from before that the blonde had felt suddenly overtaking the raven as well
Deidara- "It was un." He said as he walked picking pieces of mirror out of his flesh as he did so. "Can you help me with getting the mirror shards out of my skin un?" He asked the other.
Itachi- "Sure." He mumbled, taking the other's wrist to examine his hand closer.
Deidara- He let the other take his hand as he looked up the arm and began to pull out the large shards.
Itachi- He made use of what he had, taking out some of the remaining shards, then ripped some of the fabric from his skirt to wrap around the bleeding hand
Deidara- He continued to pull large shards out and throw them over his shoulder and into the room. "Damn things un."
Itachi- He began the careful work on the blonde's other hand. "Thank you again."
Deidara- "No worries un." He said and let the other wounds bleed not really minding the .
Itachi- "By the way," He gave the other a soft smile. "you totally look better than I do."
Deidara- "I think it looks better on you un." He said with a small laugh as he accidently dragged a mirror piece down his arm.
Itachi- He held a concerned look in his eyes. "You need to stop hurting yourself. We don't need another Hidan around here."
Deidara- He laughed and rolled his eyes. "That one was an accident un." He said with amusement in his eyes
Itachi- He grabbed his wrist and brought the cut up arm to his lips. "Just be more careful,"
Deidara- "I will un." He said with a sigh. That should have been the last of it.
Itachi- His hand traveled to the other's cheek, carefully pulling one last shard from his pale skin. "Looks like we got it all." He said, his hand lingering for a moment longer than it should have.
Deidara- He winced slightly when the last piece was pulled but didn't utter a single curse. "Thanks un." He said not noticing the others lingering hand.
Itachi- "N- no problem." He stammered slightly, hoping the other didn't notice. "Let's just get out of here."
Deidara- "You stuttered un." He blinked in surprise before moving the back of his hand up to the others forehead to feel his temperature. "You are not warm..."
Itachi- "So if I stutter, than automatically makes me sick?" He questioned, hiding his happiness at the other's touch behind an amused smirk.
Deidara- "Yep" He said then moved his hand down the others cheek. "And you are not flushed either un. If it is none of those then why stutter un?" He asked curiously as he moved his hand back
Itachi- He frowned slightly as the other pulled his hand away. "Maybe I'm allergic to this outfit." He suggested with a shrug.
Deidara- He looked at the outfit and back to the other. It would explain why the other was acting so strange. "You could be un." He said after a minute of thought
Itachi- He let out a silent sigh, happy at avoiding further questioning. "Well we should get out of here."
Deidara- He nodded. "I hope Konan returned my clothes un." He mumbled with a pout on his lips as he thought of being stuck in this outfit
Itachi- "She usually is the nice one." He mumbled, leading the way out the door.
Deidara- "Nice un?" He asked as he thought the other was insane. "Maybe you are sick un." He said as he followed the other.
Itachi- "If I were sick, would you take care of me?" He questioned curiously. "With Kisame off on a mission, I'd have no one else to."
Deidara- "Yeah I would un." He said bluntly as he looked at the other. "Do you think you are coming down with something un?" He asked curiously as well
Itachi- He gave a simple shrug. "I don't think so, but it wouldn't be the strangest thing that happened today."