Disclaimer: Let's see how to word this… I OWN NOTHING IN THIS STORY!
"Morning Tony! Morning McGee!" Ziva said cheerfully, walking into the bullpen. "Morning Ziva," McGee said, confused at how happy she was. "What did you do last night?" Tony asked, his eyes narrowing. Ziva shrugged. "Nothing. I just had a really good sleep last night," she replied, turning on her computer. McGee shrugged it off, turning back to his computer, but Tony kept staring at her, trying to figure this out. Suddenly Tony figured it out. "Ziva David. Did you do IT last night?" Tony asked.
McGee's eyes snapped up at the question, waiting for Ziva's response. "Two questions," Ziva started to ask, "what is it, and why do you think I did it?" Next McGee looked at Tony, wondering where he got the idea. Tony shrugged. "Your neck. It has bruises." He replied. McGee turned towards Ziva, staring at her neck. After a minute of staring, he realized Tony was right. Ziva had some small bruises on her neck. Ziva blushed, realizing they say her bruises.
Smiling, Tony took that as a yes. "So…. who was the lucky guy?" Tony asked. Ziva rolled her eyes, not answering the question. "Come on Ziva! Is he from work? Outside of work? Where did you meet him? Have you been together long?" Tony asked quickly, trying to get answers. McGee was listening intently, wondering who "he" was. Ziva shrugged, saying "for a while Tony." Tony and McGee looked Shocked at what she said. "That wasn't so hard! Now what's his name?" Tony asked, leaning forward. Suddenly, Ziva had a great idea. Smiling slyly, she looked at Tony and said, "Tony, I never said that I did it with a man." Ziva nearly laughed at their reactions. Tony fell out of his chair, and McGee's eyes nearly popped out of his skull from shock. A few seconds later, she couldn't keep it in and she burst out laughing.
Looking up Ziva say Jenny and winked. Jenny smiled, thinking the same things, about that tonight. And they both knew that she was going to give Ziva a lot more bruises tonight.
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