I hope you like this and think that the jokes are funny!If not you can review and tell me but review review please!

Thank you!

Okay here are some of my jokes

1.(Bella looking through a micrscope)"look I found Rosalie brain"!

2.(A pic of Edward playing his piano)Team Edward because I like boys who are good with there fingers.(If you now what I mean)

3.(Jasper putting on his hoody)secretly we all new he was a gansta.

Emmett:"Now babe how many houses have we smashed" Rosalie:"Oh gollie I don't know!I lost after 5,025,846."

5.(Edwards serious face on)"Bella there is something I want to tell you.I am gay." Bella:"I new it!"

6."When life gives Edward Cullen lemons...He throws them at mike Newton."

Bella:"Edward I saw you watching oprah." Edward:"Oh shit."

8.(Eward and Bella kissing)"Is it just me or does Edward look constipated."

9.(Edward laughing)"Mike just got rejected rejected r-e-j-e-c-t-e-d rejected!"

10.(pic. of a teddy bear)"look its Emmett Cullen!"

11.(a package of twilight bandades)"got a boo-boo Edward can make it better."

12.Q:"What do Edward Cullen and a christmas tree have in commen." B:"Both there balls are for decoration."

13.(Robert Pattision,Taylor Launter and Kellan Lutz all with there shirts off)APPROVED written across it!

to twilight now if a certain boy ignores me,its only because hes a vampire and hes polite enough to try to resist my blood.

15.(Robert Pattsion smiling looking like he did something funny taking a picture with kristen stewert his arm around her she leaning away looking discusted with a gross face on) Rob:"I just jizzed my pants..hehe." "Kristen:Oh my god."

16.(This ones pretty mean and not funny but you now)And they all lived happily ever after except for Leah.

Dawn prediction:Bella will Rape Edward Cullen.

do you make Edward Cullen blush?Picture yourself naked.

is sexy,too sexy for his shirt,so sexy that it hurts,that's why he always looks like hes in pain.

dairy:Well you now how alive my favorite sister is I saw her in Jaspers dreams last night and he attaked me for my a loser he should have known I was picturing Jacob BELLA.I meant. Bella. Thanks Dairy-Edward.

's Dairy:Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward... Later,Jasper.

Dairy,Today Bella Raped me on Esme isle.I'm scared. Love,Edward.

reads Jacob's Boy!

:your pale white and ice cold. Edward:say It! Bella:vanilla ice cream!

25.(Bella kissing Eward)I kissed a vampire and I liked it I hope the voltura don mind it.

26.I jumped in front of a moving van to see if Edward saves me.

27.I drink a lot of Red Bull at night to see if Edward shows.

28.I keep calling my docter Carlisle.

do you call Edward with a cherry flavord condom a popsicle.

30.(Alice staring at something with Jasper in the back round)Alice:Oh my god Carlisle .BIG. Jasper:ALICE CULLEN ..?

31.(Edward and Bella making out on the bed) Esme:Can I get you guys anything?some snacks?A condom?Let me now!Oh, God, Love Ya!

32.(Alice and Jasper talking) Jasper:you now we could ditch Bella and keep the hotel room for are self's. Alice:now we would only end up paying for the damages... (If you now what its from do ya now what the ... means huh)

33.(pic. Jacob and Bella almost kissing) Bella:wait this doesn't happen until Eclipse. Jacob:shh no one has to know.

34.(Edward sitting on a bench with Bella lying down on it with her head in his lap them looking at each other) Bella:I can't wait to get pregnant.

35.(pic of Draco with his wand up looking scared) Draco:(saying)just stop it Cedric stop sparkling(Cedric is Edward).

36.(Edward with a scared and disgustied face on) poor Edward he just figured out how Rosalie and Emmett smash houses.

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