Title: Operation Clumsy Bella
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight characters. I am merely borrowing them.
Summary: Did you ever wonder exactly how Alice had a little too much fun creating the evidence for Bella's alibi after her run in with James? Read and find out. One-shot
Hm… what to do, what to do… It has to look like an accident and almost anything can happen considering that Bella rarely manages to walk across a flat, even and stable surface without injuring herself when Edward isn't around…Hmm.. Oh I got it! This is perfect.
I just need to recruit Jazz and Em, fill them in and then implement Operation Clumsy Bella. I pull out my cell phone and hit speed dial 1 followed by the call button.
"Hey, Jazz, I figured out how to create Bella's alibi, but I need both you and Emmett to do it. Please come as soon as possible. I'll be in the hotel room."
"Alice, is this dangerous?" his tone was slightly worried.
"Not at all, well not for me anyways. See you soon. M'bye." I flipped the phone closed and only had to wait 10 minutes for my brother and husband to arrive.
"Okay, boys, so here is the plan. Jasper, you are going to wait outside by the large window at the landing on the staircase."
"Do I want to know why?" he asked bleakly.
"You are going to catch me, of course, when I come crashing through the window." I answered gleefully. "Emmett and I will make sure the cameras don't catch anything by covering them, and then, Emmett, all you have to do is push me really hard down the stairs to give me momentum as to crash through the window. Bella is clumsy enough that it is completely plausible."
"Are you crazy? I can't do that to you, Alice."
"Yes, you can. To protect Bella and Edward not to mention the rest of the family. You can, and you will." I had seen it, and if I had to annoy him to the point of getting him to do what was necessary, I was prepared to do so. Anything for my brother and new best friend.
Exactly 32.5 minutes later, we were prepare to carry out our operation to protect the family. With all the staff members elsewhere this was the perfect time. I could just imagine, well actually I didn't have to imagine it because I already saw it, the look on Jasper's face as he felt my excitement over my plan when he felt that I should be nervous with the very tiny possibility that I could get hurt. I knew I could come out of this completely unscathed, but if it were Bella, she could quite possibly have the same injuries she got from her unfortunate encounter.
"Okay, Emmett, you ready?" I waited for his terse nod and stepped to the ledge of the stairs. "Aaaand now!"
He gripped my shoulders giving me a strong push backwards. I laughed as I tumbled down the two flights of stairs and had carefully aimed my body in a way that it was easy for me to go through the window. I fell down what was four floors inside into my love's awaiting arms, laughing like a maniac.
"That was fun! I want to do it again." I wrapped my arms around Jasper's neck knowing he wouldn't allow it.
"Not on your existence, love. Once was enough for the both of us."
Emmett came rushing outside and took a look at the window.
"Operation Clumsy Bella was a complete and total success. Oh, and Jasper, Edward agrees with you that once is enough, but thanks you both for helping out." I wonder if Jasper would… oh wait he will.
"Great, Jazz, let's go shopping!"
Author's Note: I know generally Emmett wouldn't be so hesitant but I decided to give him a little more depth than being action crazy. Please review!