Author's Note: This isnt a particularly new story. In fact, it is a terribly old one, and a drabble at that. However, I feel badly for not updating, so I try to bribe with little fics.
An Unforseen Development
Cordelia looked at the bottle she held, then looked down at her self. Looking back at the bottle, she read familiar words.
"Instant Bronze Summer Tanning. Use all over daily for a healthy glow. Wash hands after application".
Cordelia looked down again. She was not bronze, not glowing and certainly not healthy. Instead, she had sickly green spots covering her body. She read the bottle more closely. Printed in tiny words at the bottom was, "Not intended for use on human skin".
Her scream could be heard throughout the Hyperion. In fact, some even heard it on the street.
"LOOOORRNNNNEEEE!!!"