"Look at my little girl, isn't she just the cutest?"
President Fuhrer Roy Mustang glanced at the photo. He looked up to its holder, his former subordinate, Edward Elric. "You know, you're getting almost as bad as Hughes."
He said it in a bored tone, but Riza Hawkeye, who was handing him paperwork and looking at the photo of her Goddaughter, saw the glint of amusement in her commander's eye.
"I think we were a little hard on Hughes." Edward put the photo away. "I get it now." He smiled. "Do you want to see a picture of my son? He's gotten so big!"
"Bigger than you already?" Roy smirked.
"I'M NOT THAT SMALL ANY MORE, OKAY!"
Hawkeye left the room, knowing that if she listened to them fight, she wind up shooting one of them.
Author's Note: Don't own any of the characters, but I've been on a FMA kick lately. No idea if it will lead to more one-shots.