Calvin and Hobbes the movie 4

Chapter one

To Papermario: Thanks for the idea! I like it.

Calvin, Susie, Nick, and Hobbes were inside, watching cartoons. Yep.

This is where we left off. Calvin and his friends are still eight, and Calvin still has Hobbes. Suddenly, Dad was struggling with something. Calvin and his friends heard Dad struggling, so they turned to look at him.

Dad wiped his forehead.

He looked at the kids and Hobbes.

"Dad, what are you doing?" Calvin asked.

"I'm taking this chest of old junk to the garage." Dad said.

There was silence.

"Well, keep it down, will ya? We're trying to watch TV here!"

"Well, gee, I'm sorry, Calvin." Dad said sarcastically. "I'm struggling with this heavy chest, and I'm getting gray hairs on my head every second…"

"Cool, really?" Calvin asked eagerly.

"No. I can't carry this chest dependently. I could really use assistant." The kids just stared at Dad. Dad sighed.

"That would be you guys!"

"OH YEAH!" The three of them got up and decided to help Dad. Their hands were on the chest, ready to lift it.

"On the count of three." Dad said.

"One…two…"

"Hold up, my brother." Nick said.

"Yes, Nicholas?"

"Do we pull on three, or one, two, three, and pull?"

"We'll pull on three! Okay…one…two…three!"

All of them were lifting the heavy chest.

"This chest is…um…light." Calvin choked.

"LIGHT? Oh my god, Calvin! This thing is crushing my hands! Eeeeeeeeee…..ooh….How long is the garage?"

"About two minutes." Dad replied.

Nick turned to look at the audience.

"We're dead meat here, folks." He said in a lifeless tone.

"Oh, would you be quiet? We're here." Dad said. With his right hand, Dad quickly opened the door of the garage. Everyone stepped inside.

"Okay, put it down, lightly. One, two, three."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Nick yelled.

He was holding his left foot.

"I told you to put it down lightly, Nick!" Dad said.

"Yo, like I had a choice!" Nick yelled.

"Alright. Let me see." Dad said as calmly as possible.

Nick lifted his painful foot. Dad touched it. Nick yelped.

"Well, it's broken." Dad explained.

"Come on. We have to go to the doctor." Nick gasped.

"Nuh-uh! I ain't going anywhere. See? My foot's better. Gotta go! Mommy!"

Nick painfully ran out of the garage, and into the living room.

Dad was chasing Nick.

"Nick, come back!"

"No way, dude!" Nick said. Nick was now running upstairs, saying 'Ow' every time he ran up a step. Dad was catching up to Nick. Nick made it to Calvin's room. He slowly crawled under Calvin's bed. Dad came in shortly after.

"Oh, Nick? Come out and play…"

Dad said in a low, scary voice.

Nick shivered in fear quietly as he's staring at Dad's feet coming towards the bed.

"Oh well, since I can't find Nick, I guess I'm going to have to play Dance Dance Revolution all by myself." Dad said.

He was holding the video game case of it. Man, I love that game.

"It's got over 70 songs." Dad said.

"So many difficulties, steps, music, and beats. Ahh…well, I can't wait to play it."

"Does it have Drop the Bomb by Scottie D.?" Nick asked, slowly crawling out of the bed.

"Aha!" Dad said, pointing to Nick from under the bed.

"Darn it." Nick muttered, Dad ran over to Nick, and picked him up.

"Let me go, or else I'm gonna have to go…Jackie Chan on you!" Nick said.

Then, he made karate noises, trying to get out of Dad's arms, but no avail.

"I don't want to hear any complaints." Dad said.

"You're going to the doctor, and that's that."

Susie and Calvin were still in the garage.

"Where are they?" Susie asked.

"Wait for it." Calvin said.

Moments later, Dad barged into the garage, carrying Nick.

"I said, LET ME GO!" Nick yelled.

Dad didn't say anything. He opened the car door, and put Nick in it. Before Dad quickly closed the car door, Nick said, "My father will sue you!"

Dad laughed.

"I'm a lawyer. He can't sue me." Dad opened the car door on the other said. SLAM! The door closed. Then, the car started.

"Hey, wait for me!" Calvin said, running to the car.

"I'm going, too!" Susie said, following Calvin.

Calvin quickly opened the car door, and Susie quickly closed it.

Then, the car was backing up. Then, the car drove away.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELO! And welcome to Wheel of Annihilation!" An alien host said. You can tell that this is not Earth. No Sir.

This is Planet Akerosis. Planet Akerosis is the fastest growing unknown planet in the universe.

Alien tourists come here every year.

Alien families and relatives have held picnics here, too. Right now, we're in Akore Stadium. Akore is the largest stadium in the universe, holding 93 million people. The population of the planet 243,384,127,973,056 people.

Wheel of Annihilation is a parody of Wheel of Fortune.

Three alien contestants get to guess a number that the alien host is thinking.

If they get it right, they get to choose what Planet to annihilate. If they fail, they lose. So far, three planets have been annihilated.

"Please give a hand of our three alien contestants…Terry, Mike, and Sally."

The audience is clapping loudly.

"Alright, you guys know the rules, right?" The alien host asked.

The three contestants nodded.

"Okay, let's get started. …okay, guess what number that's in my head right now?"

"287?" Sally asked.

"NO!"

"94?" Terry asked.

"NO!" The alien host said.

"Is it 0?" Mike asked.

"CORRECTAMUNDO!" The alien host yelled.

The audience has gone wild.

"You, Mike, get to pick which planet to annihilate, and or destroy!"

Mike scratched his chin. "Hmm…I pick Earth!" Everyone gasped.

"Earth? The human planet?" The host asked.

"He's out of his mind!" Someone in the audience said.

"Well…Earth it is." The alien host said.

Everyone in the audience were booing at Mike, and throwing stuff at him.

"Boo, you stink!" Another person in the audience said.

"You have a week to destroy it. If you don't succeed, you lose!" The alien host said enthusiastically.

Mike left the stadium to get his stuff to destroy our planet.

Will Calvin, Susie, Nick, and Hobbes save our planet, or will our planet be doomed? Find out…

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