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"Hello everyone and welcome to the National paper Toss Finals!
I am your host, Caesar Flickerman!
Give a warm welcome to our first tribute, Katniss Everdeen!
Katniss lines up, aiming her paper pretty well.
She shoots.
Does she score?
No!
Katniss Everdeen has been eliminated!
No!
Now it's time for Glimmer!
Glimmer doesn't aim, but wait!
There is a streaker on the field!
It's Peeta Mellark!
And he's making revolutionary new flavoured bread by the looks of it!
He's running around with flour and hoy sin sauce!
This is amazing Claudius! Hoy sin flavoured bread!
The Peacekeepers have arrived on the scene know, but what will they do about this hoy sin maniac Peeta Mellark?
Ohh! One of the peacekeepers fed him berries, but what is that supposed to do?
Its night lock! He'll be dead in an instant!
Ah, oh um that's disturbing.
Anyway, its time to see Glimmer's attempt!
She lines up,
And she is a major loser as well!
Now it's all up to our final competitor, Cato!
He shoots,
He scores!
Cato has done it!
He kicks the bucket in happiness!"
Claudius's expression changes.
"This is a big moment Ladies and Jellybeans!
A tribute has died from happiness!
What a tragedy for his family."
His family are cheering loudly.
"Well then, they don't seem sad but extremely happy!"
Caesar looks confused.
"Oh, I didn't mean – "
Claudius cuts him off,
"I know you didn't mean for him to die! Don't feel sad!"
Caesar laughs.
"No, I meant –"
Claudius cuts him off again,
"Oh! You meant you knew he would die! How smart are you?"
Caesar gets mad.
"YOU'RE SO STUPID CLAUDIUS! HE DIDN'T KICK THE BUCKET AS IN DIE! HE KICKED THE BUCKET THAT YOU THROW YOUR PAPER IN IN HAPPINESS!"
Caesar pants.
"Well why didn't you just say so?"
Claudius asks.
"AHHHHH!"
Caesar explodes all over Claudius…