note: if you like paul or if your sane then dont read this
ash's pikachu: also, Nightkitsunemew doesnt own pokemon
me: if i did, paul would be dead. and contestshipping, pokeshipping, & penguinshipping would be soooo cannon they'd have babies
ash's pikachu: O.o??
It has been 3 years since Ash returned from the Sinnoh region, and now…
Misty: ASH!!! WTF DO YOU THINK UR DOING?!!
Ash: ._. Sorry Misty, I was just narrating..
Misty: uhhh….the fuck??
May: Misty, max is in the room T_T"
Misty: your point is?
May: he's 9 T_T
Max: Maaaaaayyy, can I have a sandwich?
May: ask ralts to make you one _
Max: k
Ralts: I'll get u a sandwich…
Ralts teleports to the kitchen. And Drew jumps 20 ft in the air because he was in the kitchen at the time & ralts scared the crap outta him. XP
Drew: WHAT THE FUCK?!!! RALTS ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME??!!
Ralts: maaaayyyyybe
Drew: *sigh* don't do that again
Ralts: no
Roserade: *giggle* if you do that again, I will have to use frenzy plant on you ;)
Ralts: O_o ok, just making max's sandwich, just ignore me
Absol: T_T that's physically impossible
A shiny vaporeon walks in with an eevee at her side.
Drew: holy crap shiny vaporeon! Must…catch…*throws a poke ball*
Shiny vaporeon: fuck you! *slaps the poke ball & it hits ash in the face*
Ash: OWW!!! What the heck was that for???!
Shiny vaporeon: I already have a trainer d***head
Drew: O_o
Blonde haired girl: sorry, that's my vaporeon. Star come here
Star: yes Sora.
Drew: uhh who're you??
Sora: I'm Sora and….OMG YOU'RE DREW!! *glomps him*
Black haired girl: oh god not again Sora..
Sora: X3
May: *sees Sora & drew* O_O
Blaziken: oh god here comes the fire works
May: GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOYFRIEND U BITCH!!!!
Sora: O_o *gets off of drew*
Everyone except Sora & the black haired girl: YOU'RE DATEING??!!!
May & Drew: *blushing* uhh…yeah..
Brock: *jumps 10 feet in the air* FINALLY!!!
Ash: I don't get it
Black haired girl: and you won't get it for some time now!! *slaps him in the face*
Sora: calm down Chihiro, incase you haven't noticed *glares at ash* this is my twin sister Chihiro.
Max: then how come you have different hair colors?
Sora & Chihiro: our dad has black hair & our mom has blonde
Sora: and for some reason our mom cheated on our dad with an Umbreon, and that genetics went to me so now I'm part pokemon.
Everyone but Chihiro & Sora: O_o the hell??
Chihiro & Sora: it wasn't our choice
Sora: oh and I have a tail too wana see? =3
Ash: sure
Misty: I'ma gonna get my mallet now
Sora: *has a long Umbreon tail*
Ash: neat…
Sora: I can also use shadow ball =)
Chihiro: and we both have Umbreon ears but that's why we wear the bandanas
Everyone: …
Cricketots chirping
Eevee: hai I'm may the eevee and I'm gonna eat your souls :3
Everyone but Sora & Chihiro: what the hell????
Dawn walks in
Dawn: hey Ash? Do you have any sugar I wana bake some cookies
Everyone: where the hell where you??
Dawn: I've been standing here for the past 20 minutes
Sora: then why didn't you say something?
Dawn: it was getting interesting…
Everyone anime falls
Kenny: hey de-de did you get that sugar? And…why is everyone on the floor??
Dawn: anime fall they do that all the time
Kenny: when they're around you? Oh how surprising..
Star: I sense that he wants to be your mate
Dawn: -O_o- what…the…
Kenny blushes like crazy and runs away screaming into the sunset
May eevee: wow he didn't last long, can I go eat his soul?
Star: NO! not until you eat dinner
May eevee: ok :3
Ash: oh and dawn no I don't have any sugar.
Dawn: WHAT?!! I CAME ALL THIS FUCKING WAY AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMNED SUGAR??!!!
Misty: guys??? Where's may & drew???
Roserade: oh they're making out in the bedroom
Ash: I still don't get it
Chihiro: AND YOUR NEVER GOING TO GET IT!
A Jolteon comes out of Chihiro's poke ball with a shiny Torchic by it's side
Chihiro: oh hey Sparky, hey Jake
Dawn: what's with all the eevelutions?
Max: what are eevelutions??
Dawn: they're eevee evolutions, IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: T_T" I think Kenny's back
May eevee: YAY!! I want his soul =3
May the eevee goes outside & eats Kenny's soul (don't worry fan girls, no one really dies here)
Dawn: NOOOO!!! ….oh well at least I have his baby
Everyone: oh that's nice…wait…WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!!
Dawn: oh yeah, I'm pregnant.
End of chapter one, you've been warned not to go any further