Summary: What if me, myself and I with all my craziness come into the Winx Club's life? They are going threw hell of course! Based on some random doodles I make in reviews, messages or just in my head...

Disclaimer: I own Winx Club muhahaha x33

Disclaimer 2: I wish I did X33

ATTENTION! This story contains pure madness, evil and lots of nonsense. I just felt like writing this, because I'm just crazy x33 don't kill me if something happens you don't like, this story is here for a laugh.

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The Winx were chatting in the gardens of Alfea, after a hard day of school. Layla was showing some new dance moves to Musa, Stella was babbling something about fashion again, while Bloom listened. Tecna just played a video game with Digit, while Flora cuddled little Kiko. Everything seemed quite normal.

"BANZAAAAAI!" with that, Layla fell face down to the ground, while a girl sat on her back.

"Sorry, I was planning to land on that red-head there!" the girl almost screamed happily in Layla's ear, while pointing to Bloom.

"uhm, excuse me, but what are you doing?" Flora said confused, holding Kiko in her arms.

"Well, I was working on my... BUNNY!!" the girl grabbed Kiko out of Flora's arms, spinning a few times on one leg.

"Go BUNNY!" she yelled, throwing Kiko up high, only seeing a little dot disappearing somewhere in the sky.

"KIKO!!" Bloom screamed. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?!"

"Anna Sophia Sandra Wilhelmina Helen Olivia Laurentin Evelyn (1) von Squishborg... the twentyfourth!" the girl smiled.

"that's your name? Are you a princess?" Stella exclaimed, probably hoping on some kind of girly, shop-a-holic princess.

"Nah, my name is just Eva, isn't that just great?" Eva said, holding a big, sheepish grin on her face. They all took a step back, a bit scared.

"hey, you want to go chop a tree with me?" Eva said, like it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Chopping a tree is just cruel!" Flora shivered, thinking of those poor suffering trees.

"Indeed, can't imagine that anybody wants to do that!" Eva agreed with her, nodding.

"But... you just asked if we wanted to chop a tree!" Tecna said, slightly confused.

"How dare you, I never would have thought that you would come up with such a cruel, mean, awful, mad, cruel, bad idea!" with that, Eva burst into tears.

"YOU ALL MAKE ME SOOO SAD!! May I have some chocolate to drown my despair and forget about the world problems?" Eva asked sweetly. Instead of waiting for a reply, she started searching Bloom's bag.

"CHOCOLATE!!" Eva screamed happily, holding up a very large bar of milk chocolate (2).

"That's my chocolate!" Bloom yelled.

"not anymore, mine now!" Eva started nibbling the brown sugar of delight (3).

"why you little.." Eva growled without taking the chocolate out of her mouth, making Bloom stop that sentence. A big brown layer of chocolate surrounded her mouth.

"Go whine in a corner little red bitch" Eva said, while making some kind of strange face (4). Bloom quickly obeyed, acting really OC-ish.

"How did you get her..?" Musa stuttered.

"I'm the freaking author of this story, I could make you dance around the forest threw poison ivy... naked..." Eva grinned evilly. The girls just slowly backed away. They just stayed silent, hoping nothing bad would happen to them.

"Well, I'll be off now, gimme a group hug!" Eva said happily, after just finishing her big chocolate bar. While the girls slowly walked to her, just to give her a quick hug, a butterfly fluttered by.

"BUTTYFLY!" Eva screamed, starting to chase the butterfly. She simply knocked over Stella, while stepping on her new nose (5). While the girls still wondered what just happened and where to find Bloom, something fell out of the sky and splattered onto the ground. Blood spat on the girl's clothes and bodies.

"Was that...?"

(1) Grab every first letter from the names and you get... ASSWHOLE x33 I didn't plan that till half way making up the name hehe.

(2) hmmm my favorite.

(3) had to think of an other name for chocolate x33

(4) always wanted to say that...

(5) she takes surgery, I'm telling you x33

complete randomness, but I loved to write it! I'll probably delete this story in a day or two anyways x33. Read and Review if you haven't died of all the stupidity in this story...

But if I continue, there will only come what if...? stories, if I have inspiration for it x33.