This is my first What-if fanfic. Feel free to submit some ideas down at any time, but other than that, it will be my ideas.

Now then, let's get the road on the show—wait, that's not how it goes…

Well then, time to get this thing on the road. Try to keep your ideas T rated.

Also, if you want Corey (or your fancharacters) in your submission, indicate it. ADD, or absolutely retarded, you name it, I can do it.

Now then—the first one on my mind is…

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What-if Story #1: Sonic was on drugs and had the intelligence of paper?

"Sonic… I don't even understand why I got here. I find myself tossed out of bed, sucked through a vortex, maced by the royal club in Knothole, beaten across my face, maced again, dragged to the royal chambers to be prosecuted, sucked into another vortex, beaten in the face with a metal club that had mace on it, maced once again because I looked at Amy for even a second—by that insane fox, kicked in the balls with steel-toed boots twice, and finally thrown onto this table and anally probed." a boy named Corey said. Hard to believe, but Corey was actually smarter than the one that you would see in other fanfics.

"No, it's not abduction, it's actually called 'dragging you to a universe and torture you 'till you crack for no reason'. It's a hedgehog term." Some people made this hard to believe, but it's true: Sonic was this retarded all his life. "Interesting story, but we need to get this road on the show here."

Tails, who had been watching this event, realized Sonic had once again mutilated an age-old saying, which irritated him to no end. Road on the show? Was this hedgehog on drugs?

"Here's a photo of a psychic hedgehog I saw, his name is Silver." Sonic said with the enthusiasm and clarity of a second grader describing his field trip to the zoo. The blue hedgehog handed the poor man the photo.

"Eh, Sonic?" Corey said hesitantly after a minute. "Is this photo of Silver the Hedgehog SUPPOSED to look like Shadow the Hedgehog with absolutely nothing on? And why does it say 'From Shadow. XOXOXO' on the back in blue pen?"

The hedgehog turned crimson and snatched the photo back from Corey.

"Er, top secret hedgehog-esque information. I'm not even supposed to have it! For fuck's sake, let's forget these shitty photos!" Sonic shouted at the top of his lungs.

The silence killed an ox.

"You're on drugs, aren't you?" Tails said breaking the silence.

"Yep!" our lovable hero said.

And to conclude, we now have a reason why you shouldn't piss off a boy who was dragged out of bed. Sonic is now spending a bitchin' summer at John Hopkins Medical Center and also rehab. He is expected to get out sometime during the holiday season.

Tails and Amy got married and had loads of kids.

Corey stayed in Sonic's universe and found love. He is expected to marry within the next five years.

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