Story Title: The Knicker Files
Story Summary: All around the world people have underwear drawers. Most people have things in them; from lace to leather, from cotton to satin. These short drabbles document what our favorite (and not so favorite) characters are wearing underneath the clothes they show to the world.
Author: Kindali Sidera
Rating: K+ (for some comments that may not be appropriate for 3 year olds, when they wouldn't understand them anyway…)
Disclaimer: No, I am not J.K. Rowling. If you believe I am… I pity your small mind.
Chapter 1
Title: I hope that's a potions stain…
Summary: Severus Snape hates shopping for 'unmentionables.'
If you open a rather small drawer at the bottom of a rather small dresser in the rather small bedroom of Severus Snape you'll have wished you hadn't.
What you would first notice is the smell. Now, it's not a necessarily bad smell (like you would find if you opened a similar drawer belonging to Mundungus Fletcher), but it wasn't a good smell either. It was a smell that you would expect to find in an old potions lab: dank and moderately dangerous.
After plugging one's nose and testing for any dangerous chemicals you would see something that looked like a year old carcass of a gray, sort of fluffy, cat. However, on closer inspection it would be realized that this was no dead cat. You would make out an elastic waistband here, a loose strand of threading there. And finally you would realize what exactly resided in that drawer: underwear.
And after that realization you would begin to back up slowly at the sight of a stain on a crotch that made you hope all you were smelling was old potions.