Dentada

Summary: Still a stranger to his own body, Harry discovers he has a physical advantage when he becomes the object of male violence.

A/N. Okay this is a crossover with Teeth and Harry Potter. If you have not seen or heard of the movie Teeth I suggest you do. This takes place in the Half Blood Prince

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own TEETH or HARRY POTTER. Everything belongs to their respected owners.

CHAPTER 1

It's been boring recently. Ever sense my relatives refused to let me send out Hedwig, going as far as to put a lock on her cage. I've been trying to find things to do besides reading any of my books from school for the second time, but the only thing there is to do is hang out at the local park. That's a place I certainly won't be visiting. Especially with Dudley and his gang terrorizing all the kids brave enough to venture in his territory.

So mostly all I've been doing is the chores around the house. Because my "family" sure won't do it. Well my Aunt Does do some work. Like cook when there's guest (that's when I have to hide). Or when I'm at school she does all of the chores.

So here I am now, sitting at the kitchen table drinking one of the bottles of water that Dudley refused to drink. Although those soft drinks do look refreshing, but if one of those were to go missing I'd be black and blue. Of course I'd probably get away with it if my whale of a cousin didn't keep count of them. I tensed up hearing the front door close. Keeping my eyes focused on the bottle in my hands so I wouldn't have to look at who ever walked in the kitchen.

"Look at me boy, I have some news for you." Uncle Vernon demanded. So much for not having to look at my relatives. Repressing a sigh I peered up at uncle Vernon.

"I don't like seeing you so much in my house. So I've decided to sign you up for a club I'd seen on the local bulletin board." He sneered. Tossing the brochure across the table to land in front of me.

Not liking the smug look on my uncle's face, I reached out to pick it up. Staring at the innocent looking brochure, I couldn't help but let my jaw drop. Please oh, please let this be some cruel joke. Looking back up to my uncle to see if maybe, just maybe he wanted to play a prank on me, but all I seen was his face smirking at me.

"Your making me join an abstinence club?" I asked him in disbelieve. Why does he think I'm a virgin? For all he knows I could be a sex demon when I leave for school. Yeah that's not true, but hey how does he know.

"Well seeing as how no one would ever want to touch a freak like you, I knew it would be perfect for you. Plus it was the only free one that would put up with you for hours at a time. They have a meeting every day 'except weekends' at 1:00 PM until 5:00 PM so you will be home in time to start dinner." He said turning around leaving the room before I had a chance to get out of the program.

Maybe I could blow it off it. "Don't even think about skipping the meeting, because they will call if you are absent." My Uncle yelled from the other room.

"Uh why do these things always happen to me?" I moaned into my hands

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