NOTE: The boys are around 18-19 years old.
My name's Kenneth McCormick. I'm 19, and live in South Park, Colorado with my friends Stan, Kyle, and Ike. I never really considered Cartman as a friend, but he just sort of hung around us. We included Ike when he turned 8.
I was happy with the goals I had set for myself. I didn't turn out like my parents, I got a good quality job. But, I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the house. Most of my money was used to repair and replace some parts of the house. I only did it for my sister since I couldn't take her along with me once I moved out.
Over the years, Stan and Wendy went on and off. Stan didn't care anymore just about three years ago. He said no to her, and Wendy didn't come back after him. He's dated other people since then. They didn't last longer than two months. Now he's dating someone named Jessie. Red hair, and green eyes. She's quiet a babe. But I'm not going to do anything to ruin his relationship with her. Even though she's a complete bitch, and I really wish that he didn't go out with her. I'm sure he knows it, he just doesn't care anymore. So he won't do anything.
I'm dating someone as well. Her name is Veronica. Blonde with brown eyes. She's a sweet girl. We've been going strong for a few months now.
This was Kenny's introduction. Now to the real story.