Azure's Adventure in Remnant

by Azure Tangeson

So, you wanna know what happens when a 15 Year old guy from Britain gets sent to Remnant at total random with his friend from Xbox? Well here you go! Follow me and my friend Scott on an adventure we hope would happen because screw it! (The rating may change at some point, I'm writing this in school so, not gonna be too active, will try to update as much as possible)

1. Chapter 1

Azure Adventure in Remnant

Chapter 1: Life is just a fantasy, or is it?

(A/N if I rip off anyone I'm sorry it was probably unintentional. Also I don't own RWBY, RoosterTeeth do, I however do own my OC Corcra, who is on RWBY amino, Now ONWARDS!)

*noises*'thoughts' "Speech"

Riiigiht, so you know how people usually act when they find a self insert fanfic and go "eeew no!" weeell "SHUT UP!" because this story isn't your average self insert story, because i'm having to deal with it along with some some of my fellow RWBY loving friends "but why does that make It different" I WAS GETTING TO THAT so on with the story. P.S a few people have been saying "the chapter is blank" yes I know "WhiteRose1517" because that was just me starting my story.

"So the more aerodynamic the rocket is the less air resistance it will encounter in it's launch to space" Mr Raker went on and on about. "LIAM! wake up, there's no sleeping in my classroom".

"Fine sorry Mr Raker" I replied. I got lost in my thoughts 'Ughhh! why does physics have to be so BORING!. Oh I just remembered the next episode of RWBY is out tonight, another reason for PHYSICS TO BE OVER SOONER!' I accidently said that last bit out loud.

"LIAM! that's it you're moving" Mr Raker barked at me.

I moved over but some idiot, 'I am looking at you TALLUM!', tennis ball at the back of my head which unfortunately caused me to fall over *THUD!*.

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I woke up from what seemed to be a very long time as I cant count (A/N Just kidding). All I could see was a map that was unfamiliar but it looked like it was getting closer, and closer, and 'OH CRAP, TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!' "Ow!, My children will feel that!" 'Somehow I had catapulted of the tree like in a cartoon and I was now flat out on a window. I saw a coffee mug, cane and some familiar grey hair and I knew' " Ozpin?".

"yes" Ozpin replied as he opened the window causing me to fall face first onto the ground in front of him.

"Ozpin I've sorted out the files on... Oh! who's that on the... floor!" Glynda asked shockingly.

"Actually he was about to say" Ozpin replied.

"My name is ... um... Azure, Azure Tangeson"

"AAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA" Glynda's laughing was interrupted by a distant noise.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!,TREEEEEEE!* The distant noise was not s distant anymore.

*AAAAA!* the yelling was interrupted by a man flying through the window and face planting into Glynda's (A/N you all know were!).

"Excuse me... sir... Please remove you face from Miss Goodwitch's ... well ... just ... um ... sir?... Sir... SIR!" Ozpin yells at the intruder.

"Yeah... Wha... you ...wan?" the man fall unconscious due to a hit to the head and possible brain damage.

(A/N Hope you enjoyed the first chapter it was a lot of fun to write, sorry it's so short just an introduction next chapter will probably be longer see Ya!)