Ah yes hello!

This story is more about the god tier titles in Homestuck and has little to nothing pertaining to the characters. Yes, I know there are cannon titles. I have been planning this before the lovely alphas were introduced and it's too late to change it now.

Just letting y'all know

There are two little girls going up and down the slide at the local park. Their mothers sit under a shade chatting about their children. These little girls play a vastly important role in the development in the S6 universe (the universe humans call home) and they don't seem to know it yet. Marie and Sandra are the best of friends, two girls thicker than thieves! Both are about 10 years old.

Marie is an average height 10 year-old with short blonde hair. She eyes the color of the ocean and skin that is white as snow. Marie comes from a mostly American family and lives with her middle class parents in their tiny apartment. They live very close to the beach and enjoy going swimming but, hello who doesn't? Marie doesn't really enjoy going outside because she ends up sunburnt, I guess that is the price to pay for living in Florida though.

Sandra on the other hand is actually much shorter than Marie. Sandra has thick, long and very curly hair that is chestnut colored. She has many freckles and big, brown and innocent eyes. Sandra's family is from Spain and she has a bit of a Spanish accent when she speaks. It is very subtle. Her family is more upper class than Marie's. They met in pre-school and have been best friends since then. Sandra lives in a big house on the residential side of town, whereas Marie lives in the more commercial area so that her parents can find a job.

This of course makes no difference to their fate.

The United States is notoriously lenient on gun control and now the lack of mental health care and the many loopholes in the gun control laws will claim the lives of 2 bright and bubbly little girls as well as their families. However, their deaths will benefit the entire human race and because Serince is who he is, they will all be able to visit each other in the afterlife. This entire operation has been meticulously planned by our friends at the H4 universe and the Q9 universe.

A troubled young man by the name of Anthony has been hearing voices lately who tell him to do very bad things. The voices torment him greatly, especially the voice of a certain young lady who speaks in a very slow and refined manner. She says the only way to escape the voices is to spill the blood of a couple of people. She speaks to him constantly, he even sees her in his dreams! She calls herself "The Witch of Mind." This "witch" keeps a light turquoise hood over her eyes at all times and appears to him with a long mint green dress and chocolate curls that hang below her head. At first, Anthony was very curious as to whom she is but now she just pisses him off.

At first she told him that he was meant for great things, but now all she ever talks about is killing two innocent little girls and their families.

"Anthony, they aren't going to really die, you need to do this"

"What the hell do you mean they won't really die?! Of course they will! That is how

Humans and guns work!"

"Just do it, I will protect you I promise"

He knows he probably shouldn't take the advice of a strange voice he hears but he somehow feels compelled to do it. Anyways, today is the day and it's time to get that stupid witch off his back. That witch lady told him it's more important to get the girls than their mother's, for the girls are more important.

He took aim from a window in a house down the street. The girls were returning to their mothers after buying ice cream from that ice cream truck with its annoying jingle. He lifted his gun and took aim. Before he took a shot he whispered to himself "I am so sorry."

The bullet pierced Marie's torso and she fell to the floor, she died almost instantaneously. Next was the curly hair girl who was running with her mother frantically. Anthony aimed and fired, Sandra too, was dead. Their mothers were weeping over their child's body and Anthony couldn't watch for very much longer. They were screaming and holding their daughter's bloody little body close to their own. The witch appeared to him in person said "Go Anthony shoot. Your almost done, then I will reward you."

Anthony was paralyzed in a mixture of awe and terror. Before, she was just a voice but now? She was a real entity. "Can you just get on with it?" she was beginning to be annoyed. "Oh my God Anthony" she lifted her palm and her eyes glowed white with a green tint towards the outer part of her eyes. Suddenly, Anthony picked up his gun and was aiming for the mothers; it was almost like he was under a spell. He shot them both in the head and weep. He had just taken four lives.

That witch smiled and said "Perfect" before shooting Anthony with his own goddamn gun.

The Witch then collected the souls of the deceased, except for the two little girls, and took them to The Land of the Dead for them to spend the rest of eternity. The Land of the Dead is a place that replicates the deceased's previous life. The only difference is that the other inhabitants are dead and everyone is blue and glowy. Both mothers arrive to find that their husbands are also dead. While they can find their spouses, they cannot find their daughters. There is also a shaggy young man with them who won't stop crying.

Back at the park, two little girls lay dead. Serince himself had come to revive them and explain to them their duties. The traditional way to revive the fallen is with a kiss but he is a 6. 2 billion year old man who shouldn't go around kissing young corpses. Instead, he just waves his hand over their wounds. Serince is the god of gods; he is their mentor as well as their boss. He is recruiting two new goddesses for their job in the H4 universe. This is the newest universe added and now the humans are running amuck! The Witch of Time and Maid of Breath shall keep things in line until he can bring the others in. In time, there will be a set of 12 gods but for now he only needs these two.

Every universe needs at least two gods, one of time and one of space. The Heir of Life (universe H4) is currently working on getting that pesky little Knight of Space but it seems as if he is very good at avoiding death! I will get back to the Knight of Space later, right now two little girls have reawaken with no one but each other and the god of gods himself.