Hehe...I'm going to make Joey suffer. Here's the first drabble of Joey's Perfect Girlfriend!
Name: Alice Walker
Age: 17
Gender: Girl.
Weight: 158 lbs.
Height: 6'2'
Activities: Swimming, Basketball, Duel Monsters, and Shopping.
Known as: Most popular in Silver Highway Academy, highest in Math.
Hi, if ya don't know me, the name's Joey Wheeler, third best duelist in the world. You wondering, "Why do you have a profile of a girl?" Well, it's because that I need a girlfriend to understand me. I tried to go with the lower approach, but mostly I end up in the dumps. My sis kept tellin' me to find a soulmate. She should find one for herself!
Anyway, I head down to the Academy, and see my target. As soon as I get near her, she just kicked me in the gonads. I can't believe this! Next thing you know, her boyfriend came near me, picked me up, and started the beat the crap out of me. Rule number one: If your target has a boyfriend, just run away. I hear her yell something,
"You come near me, idiot, and you'll never see the day of light ever again!"
When I came home, my sista dragged me into the bathroom, and threw me into the bathtub. It was filled with iodine! My eyes, they burn!!!! What was it that turned my sista evil?! She better be not hanging out with Richboy! After that, I ate almost the whole fridge, and went to bed. My next target was a loner.
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