This my characters and the Danny Phantom characters playing the roles of The Little Mermaid. I rated it Teen 'cause there is some cussing. If you don't like the cussing it's a little late for that now so sorry. The cast of this little production includes:
Diana as Ariel
Kelly, Whittany, Terra, Cat, Michael, and Hadon as Ariel's sisters/brothers
Maddie as Carlotta
The two Vulture ghosts as Flotsam and Jetsam
Mr. Lancer as Grimsby
Cujo as Max
Alex as Eric
Anthony as Scuttle
Julia as Sebastian
Danny as King Triton (Ha!)
Vlad as Ursula (Again HA!)
Jack as Chef Louie
and Desiree as Vanessa
On a last note The Little Mermaid and all of its characters belongs to the Disney company people, Danny Phantom and all of its characters belong to Mr. Butch Hartman, and the rest of the characters that you probably don't recognize belongs to me. Ok that's it. I'm done. :-D
(It's a bright sunny day on the ocean. Pelicans are flying high in the sky and dolphins are jumping in and out of the water following a huge ship. On the ship sailors are working and singing to pass the time.)
Sailor: I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho-
Alex: (interupting the sailor) Enough with the singing all ready!
Sailor: Sorry Prince Alex. Ah, isn't it a fine day to be out at sea?
Alex: Um, sure. Why not.
Sailor: Aren't you enjoying yourself Prince Alex?
Alex: No. I'm stuck on a ship surrounded by total nitwits singing old pirate songs for hours on end. Do you find that enjoying captain? Oh wait you do since you're the nitwit that started the whole "Hey, lets start singing old pirate songs" thing. Why am I even on this crappy excuse of a boat anyway? It's not even mine!
Sailor: It's your father's ship Sir.
Alex: What father? I don't have any onscreen parents!
Sailor: Yeah whatever.
Alex: (looks over at Mr. Lancer who is puking over the side of the ship) How ya holdin up there buddy?
Mr. Lancer: Not so good. But thank you for your consideration. (continues puking)
Alex: Well it looks like you've got this thing covered so I'm just gonna go now. (walks away and comes over to Sailor) Well Lancer's throwing up so it looks like I'm stuck talking to you again.
(a strong gust of wind blows)
Sailor: Aw, a fine strong wind and a following sea. King Phantom must be in a good mood today.
Alex: King Phantom?
Sailor: The king of the sea.
Alex: Who?
Sailor: The ruler of the merpeople.
Alex: I don't follow.
Mr. Lancer: Merpeople? Alex don't listen to this nautical nonsence!
Alex: Quit quoting Spongebob Squarepants! I hate that show!
Mr. Lancer: Sorry.
Alex: Yeah you better be!
(cuts to the bottom of the ocean. Fish and merpeople swim to an undersea castle and file into a theater for a concert. The room is filled with talking. A little seahorse swims onto stage.)
Seahorse: Can I have everyone's attention please? (nobody is listening) Attention please! (talking continues) I SAID SHUT UP! (the room becomes silent) Thank ya! Ok. Now presenting King Phantom!
(Danny comes in riding a giant seahorse to loud cheering. Danny gets off the seahorse and takes his seat.)
Seahorse: And now presenting the distinguished court composer Julia!
(Julia walks in but no one is cheering.)
Julia: Oh fuck all ya'll straight to hell!
Danny: Julia.
Julia: What? (looks over to see that it's Danny) Oh hi!
Danny: I'm looking forward to this performance, Julia.
Julia: Oh, Your Majesty, this will be the finest concert I have ever conducted. Just wait and see. Your children will be stars!
Danny: Oh they better be. Especially Diana.
Julia: Yeah, yeah. Everybody is aware that you like Diana best out of all of your seven children you know.
Danny: (gives Julia an angry look)
Julia: Just thought I should let you know. (Julia swims onto the stage and sets up the music on the podium and begins to conduct. Music starts and the curtain opens to reveal Kelly, Whittany, Terra, Michael, Hadon, and Cat sitting on giant seashells. They begin to sing.)
Kelly, Whittany, Terra, Michael, Hadon and Cat: Yes, we are the children of Phantom.
Great father who loves us and named us well:
Kelly, Whittany, Michael, Terra, Hadon, Catherine.
Cat: (yelling) It's Cat!
And then there is the youngest in her musical debut,
Our darling little sister, we're presenting her to you,
Her voice is just the bestest thing, she's as sweet as a banana,
She's our sister, Di-…Diana?
Kelly: Where'd she go?
Whittany: She was supposed to swim out from behind the curtain.
Danny: Diana! Where is she?
Michael: Not here.
Terra: We can all see that Einstein!
(cut to Diana swimming toward a sunken ship. Zachary is swimming far behind her.)
Zachary: Diana! Wait up! You're going too fast!
Diana: No you're going too slow! Now hurry up or I'm gonna let the sharks get you!
Zachary: No! Not again!
Diana: Well then hurry up! I see it!
Zachary: Why are we going in there?
Diana: Cuz it's fun. Plus it's better than going to that stupid concert. I'm sorry but Julia couldn't write music to save her life.
Zachary: Ha! Yeah.
Diana: Ok well I'm going in to look around. Are you coming or not?
Zachary: No.
Diana: Well ok. Bye!
Zachary: I changed my mind! I'm coming! (Diana swims through a porthole and gets inside the ship. Zachary gets stuck in the porthole.)
Zachary: Diana! Help! I'm stuck!
Diana: That's because you quite your diet you fatty! (pulls him out of the porthole)
Zachary: Whoa. This thing is huge.
Diana: I know. Oh! Look what I found! (picks up a fork from the floor) Isn't it awesome?
Zachary: What is it?
Diana: No idea. But Anthony will know.
Zachary: (sarcastically) Oh yeah cuz he knows everything!
Diana: You just wish that you were as smart as him! You're jealous! (finds a pipe on the ground) Ooh! Spiffy! (picks it up)
(a shark swims around the ship outside)
Zachary: Diana what was that?
Diana: What was what?
Zachary: That noise.
Diana: I didn't hear anything.
Zachary: Do ya think it might be some kind of fish molester?
Diana: No. No I don't.
(shark breaks into the ship)
Zachary: Aaaah! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! Diana! We're gonna die!
Diana: (grabs Zachary) Swim Zach! Swim for your life!
Zachary: Diana what do we do?
Diana: Shut up! I'm trying to think! I got it! (she picks up a pointed piece of broken wood and throws it at the shark. The shark is cut and swims away.)
Zachary: Yes! You are Diana-Shark Slayer!
Diana: Well you know how I do.
(cut to the surface were Anthony is sitting on a rock looking through a telescope and humming to himself)
Diana: Anthony! We're back!
Anthony: OMG! Diana! Hey girl! How's my home dog doin?
Diana: Haha you're so funny Anthony now stop it.
Anthony: What? I'm just trying out the newest slang.
Diana: Yeah, what did I say about doing that?
Anthony: Not to?
Diana: Yup! Anyway check this stuff out. (Diana gives Anthony the fork and the pipe)
Anthony: Well that's some sweet shit you got there! (picks up the fork) Ooh! I haven't seen this thing in awhile!
Diana: What is it?
Anthony: It's a dinglehopper!
Zachary: A what?
Diana: You heard what he said. It's a dinglehopper! What does it do?
Anthony: I have no idea what so ever.
Diana: Well that's helpful. NOT!
Anthony: Well excuse me!
Zachary: Ok moving on! (points to the pipe) What's that thing?
Anthony: This, my fishy friend, is a snarfblat.
Zachary: Huh?
Anthony: A snarfblat. And I actually know what this does.
Diana: Well what does it do?
Anthony: I was getting to that. Anyway the snarfblat was created by humans to play beautiful music for them to dance like morons to. (Plows into the pipe and seaweed pops out the other end) Ew. Well it's supposed to anyway.
Diana: Music? Hmm, why does that make me think that I'm supposed to be somewhere right now?
Zachary: Because you are. The concert. That was today but you decided to blow it off.
Diana: Oh yeah! Well we should probably get going before Daddy finds out I'm not there. (takes the fork and pipe from Anthony) Thanks for all that Anthony!
Anthony: Ok Sweetie! TTYL!
Diana: Stop it! (her and Zachary dives underwater and swims home)
(cut to Vlad watching a magical projection of Diana in a crystal ball)
Vlad: Yeees, hurry home princess. We wouldn't want to miss Daddy's celebration now would we? Bah! Celebration indeed! How come he has so many parties all the freakin time? Doesn't he get bored of 'em?
Vulture ghost 1: This is King Danny Phantom we're talking about. I don't think he'd ever get tired of parties.
Vlad: That was a rhetorical question you idiot! Ugh! Back when I lived in the palace we had feasts all the time in MY honor! Now look at me! Banished, exiled, and wasting away into nothing while I watch him and his family celebrate for the most random occasions. I should be apart of those feasts and dances! Me! Why did Phantom even banish me in the first place?
Vulture ghost 2: Because you told him to go burn in hell.
Vlad: (glares at the vulture ghost)
Vulture ghost 2: Was that another rhetorical question?
Vlad: Yes but that doesn't matter. Soon I'll get Phantom's triton and I'll be king of the sea!
Vulture ghost 1: How are you gonna do that?
Vlad: I'm not telling you! It would ruin the surprise. All right boys, I want you to keep an eye on this sweet little daughter of his, for she is the key to Danny Phantom's undoing.