Author: Okay. For everyone who is reading SAP, my dad broke my computer and I won't be able to update SAP until I get it repaired because the next chapter is on my computer. This story is being written on my mother's laptop because it's new and I have no pre-constructed chapter on my computer.
One day, 4kids got mad that they were no longer able to dub Tokyo Mew Mew into Mew Mew Power. That night, the chairman of the horrible company met a man in secret to discuss something of the utmost importance.
"Do you care how it's done?" the man asked. "Do you have any particular targets?"
"No, no," answered the chairman. "Just get five girls. This scanner will tell you which animal DNA the girl is a match for." He put something that looked like a tiny satellite dish onto the table.
"All right, I'll do it," the man answered.
"We won't even have to pay you?" the chairman inquired.
"That's correct," the man confirmed with a nod.
"Why not?" the chairman asked, getting suspicious.
"Sir, the world needs heroes. I'm happy to help you provide them," the man replied.
"That's good of you," answered the chairman. Then he got up and left. As he walked out of the run-down bar, he smirked. If Tokyo wouldn't let 4kids have its Mew Mews, then 4kids would create their own.
The man watched the chairman leave before picking up the scanner. He grinned at this device. This man had no interest in Tokyo Mew Mew, Mew Mew Power, or even heroes. No, this man was only interested in one thing" revenge. Yes, this man was a fan of the anime One Piece, which the 4kids dub had slaughtered. 4kids had made a mockery of his favorite show, so now he would make a mockery of 4kids.
Blaire Sightly snored softly on her pillow, unaware of the man with the satellite standing outside her window. She never heard the man utter, "Perfect."; never saw him aim his little laser; never felt the injection of animal DNA enter her body. However, she did notice her dream rapidly change.
One moment, Blaire was walking down the sidewalk holding Jake Jones's hand. The next, she was spiraling into a bubble-world as Jake slipped out of her grip. In the world or pastel oranges and yellows, she came face to face with her worst enemy. Yes, before her stood a North American Plains Bison.
"Eep!" she shrieked in terror. "Not a buffalo! No!" The animal snorted, and Blaire turned around and ran for her life, her dark brown curls flying out behind her, her dark brown eyes widened in fear. "No, no, no! I'm scared of buffaloes! Go away!" she screamed. But to her dismay, the creature began to chase her. "NOOOO!" she yelped. She panted as she ran, horribly out of shape. She tried to speed up, but she was already going as fast as she could. Her lungs began to burn, and with a cough, she tripped and fell onto the bubble-realm's invisible floor. The buffalo buried its front hooves into her back, right between her shoulders blades. Blaire screamed in terror and agony as some ethereal warmth spread throughout her body.
Heart practically pounding out of her chest, Blaire sat up in bed and slapped her hand over the rapidly thumping organ. That had definitely been the most terrifying nightmare ever. Blaire sighed and laid back down, relieved that it was over, for the girl had an irrational fear of bison. If Blaire ever saw another buffalo, it would be too soon.
Emily Edwards snuck out of the night club the same way that she had snuck in. Giggling from whatever drink it was that one guy had bought her, she meandered down the alley in her high heels and all-too-revealing dress. The cut-outs of the garment showed her hips and most of her back, while the incredibly low neckline displayed her ample cleavage. She blinked her big hazel eyes rather slowly as she stared at a spot that had just appeared on one of her exposed hips. It was a little red laser dot. She wondered if it were actually there, or if she had just had too much to drink. When the world all around her became dark, she decided that the latter had been the culprit.
Emily glanced around and thought it all rather strange. She had never remembered passing out before, and she had had a lot of experience in that area. The blackness all around her slowly lightened into gray patches, and she was surprised to find herself naked. However, she soon got distracted by this hallucination's – for that's what she thought it must be – cute bubbles. Suddenly, she noticed that one of the black patches hadn't lightened up at all. She stared at it, and it opened its eyes and stared right back. Its eyes were yellow with slit pupils. Emily cocked her head to the side and her straight brunette hair fell onto her shoulders. The black spot stood up and took on a shape. It was then that Emily realized it was a panther. "Aw! You big kitty!" she cooed. "Come here and let me give you a hug." The panther stood and charged at her, but Emily didn't move an inch. The creature swiped a huge paw and scratched Emily on the hip before turning into sparkles that slipped into the fresh wound. The sparkles made Emily feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a sip of vodka.
When Emily came to in the alley, she was too drunk to notice the man with the satellite sneak away through the shadows. The girl stood to her feet and decided to go home. Summer vacation had just started, and she didn't want to spoil it with a premature grounding.
I've missed you readers so much! Please tell me what you think of my newest fic. ;) I know that not much happens in this first chapter, but of course I will lay out my usual good plot after all of the injections are finished. –E.A.F.