StarCraft, from a spazzy point of view.
Ok, so first there wuz this guy who had a machine gun and he wuz shooting 'lings
and they were like kablooie into blood and guts. Then he called over his friends
cuz they had to o find this Jimmy Raynor who was like a better marine guy.
After they found him, they had to build barracks and train 10 marines, which
randomly made all the zerglings die for some reason.