Totally Naked!
(A Family Guy/Totally Spies crossover)
For any uninformed Family Guy fans, Totally Spies features 3 good-looking teenage girls (Sam, Alex & Clover) who run all over the world battling wacked-out villains, they get their missions from a middle-aged man (Jerry) who regularly abducts them from school or the mall, the parents are never around, plus Clover, in particular, is boy-crazy (not that the other two don't have their fantasies) and on the prowl for a different guy every other week. If this series isn't ripe for sexual satire, I don't know what is! Giggity-giggity! All right!
(kudos to donki-shouben for the gist of the intro (great fic, BTW), I'm too lazy to be original)
Chapter 1"What's this? Our expenses list includes a $2,000 swimming pool and $1,500 worth of Jello?" Jerry, the head of the World Organization of Human Protection, had every right to be concerned of these highly unusual expenses. "I'll have to make it crystal clear to everyone at our next staff meeting the importance of a budget! Now I'll have to make some cutbacks for no good reason!"
Jerry stormed out of the office in a rage; almost on cue, four mysterious heads peeked out from hiding.
Peter: "He's gone! Heh, heh, heh, heh!"
Quagmire: "All right, I knew our training would come with free perks!"
Brian: "Let's bring it on!!!"
On cue, Joe drove out the crane carrying the gigantic pool filled with the quivery treats that little kids grow to love, especially little boys! Brian provided the Pawtuckets while the others moved the couch from under the spies' entrance chute to make room for the pool. The makeshift ring was set up and Brian set out to do his Michael Buffer impersonation.
Brian: "This contest is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit! Coming in from this door, accompanied by Quahog's finest, horniest and drunk out of their minds, measuring in at 46-26-32, 120 pounds apiece, uhhhh…where did you say you got those chicks from?
Joe: "Oh, it was their day parole, I just busted them out for this occasion. We just picked the hottest ones we could find."
Quagmire: "Yeah, who's going to remember their names after five minutes?"
A drunken Peter comes walking in wearing a black thong with three bikini-clad prisoners in his arms.
Peter: "Heyyy…look at me everyone! I'm a porn star! I hang around with women half my age because my celebrity status allows me to!"
Brian: "Anyway, let's get to the other half of our main event! Quagmire, you can do the honours!"
Quagmire's finger was only too eager to do so as it was about to press the button to bring down the evening's three opponents!