The Legend of the Future: OcaLorean of Time
This is the type of crazy thing you think of when you watch Back to the Future while playing Ocarina of Time. Here's the scoop: The characters from Ocarina of Time are going to get sucked into the Back to the Future universe and get stuck there. How will they return? I don't know yet, but anyway, to find out what happened to Marty, go read Back to the Zelda: DeLocarina of Time. I don't own BTTF or Zelda, so I'll just start the story now...
The young boy that would eventually become the Hero of Time walked into the cave. He saw nothing but rocks, rocks, and more rocks. His thoughts of just abandoning the whole stupid thing were interrupted by his fairy, Navi, flying into his face and yelling "Hey, listen!" Was it really worth it to risk his life for a stupid rock that he'd bring back to Zelda? Link waited for an answer from Navi, since she did have the habit of reading his mind about these stupid things, but she didn't tell him anything. Link was just about sick of all of the stupid stuff that he had to do, from taking out Mido's laundry–oh, that was sick, to getting these stupid jewels from everyone after he nearly died! Even the stupid Deku Tree sent him in to kill Gohma when he was going to die anyway! Why did he even bother? Link knew that Zelda said he was somewhat of a prophecy come true, so he just kept going. He got through Dodongo's Cavern quickly and got to its boss: King Dodongo. The gigantic fire-breathing dinosaur was pretty easy at first, in fact, the bombs that Link threw into his mouth got sucked in just as he was about to breathe fire. It didn't take much to beat him, and Link got his Heart Container, healing all of his wounds and allowing him to take more damage before he felt cruddy. Surely now he'd be able to get into the Sacred Realm and protect the Triforce from Ganondorf. But nooooo, Navi said that there was one more, in Zora's Domain. Link was just about sick of having Navi floating around his head and asking stupid questions by now as he trudged down the mountain to the river. Fortunately, the river wasn't all that long, and it didn't take him forever to get to its source. The Triforce was on the ground again, just like it had been everywhere in Zelda's castle, so Link figured that he should play Zelda's Lullaby. He ran into the Domain after the waterfall slowed down, and went straight to see King Zora. Obviously Link didn't have to get something for him before he got the Spiritual Stone, right? Wrong! The stupid gigantic fish wouldn't stop talking about his daughter, Ruto, and how he didn't know where she was. Link looked around for him when another Zora asked for his help and eventually got a Silver Scale for his help afterwards. Link ventured off to Lake Hylia through the cave at the bottom of the waterfall with Navi close behind, and under the water he saw a bottle. Now, the bottle wasn't really that useful for him, but the note inside was. Now he knew where Ruto was and he could get her so King Zora would give him the Zora's Sapphire! Long story short, Link found her in Jabu-Jabu's belly, beat the Boss, Barinade, and got the Sapphire from Ruto. Ah, yes, Ruto, the creepy fish girl, how weird she was with her freaky fins on her arms. Sure, it looked nice on other Zoras, but Ruto was just creepy. Oooh, just thinking about her gave him the creeps. Link didn't like to overstay his welcome, as well as his tunic, since Ruto was being very straightforward about her feelings in more ways than one. Link hightailed it out of Zora's Domain and went back down the river so he could get to Hyrule Castle and see Zelda before the sun went down. As much as he didn't like Zelda, Ruto was twenty times worse, and Link would only have to protect the Sacred Realm from Ganondorf, swinging his sword once in a while at intruders to repel them. Little did he know that as he was about to enter the town, Zelda came riding out on a horse with Impa. They seemed worried, and Zelda tossed Link a blue ocarina. Her aim was way off, though, and it sailed straight into the moat, thus hiding it from the next person who came by, their pursuer: Ganondorf.
"Tell me, where did the people on the white horse go?" he asked. "What's the matter boy, can't you speak?"
Link backed away at the evil in the Ganondorf's voice. He knew something was wrong, so he took out his sword.
"Ah, a courageous young lad you are." Ganondorf continued. "I'll teach you one day not to stand up to the likes of me, but for now, farewell!"
Link ran worriedly to the blue object in the moat to pick it up after Ganondorf was gone. It was still there, thankfully, and Link picked it up. It was the instrument that would change the boy's life forever. It was the Ocarina of Time.
"Link, if you get this message, it means that I am no longer here." Zelda said through the Ocarina, "This song is the song you will use to open the Door of Time and protect the Sacred Realm."
Link heard the notes come out of the Ocarina by themselves, and then he played along with the song. The Song of Time seemed so familiar to him, like he had heard it before many times, but he had a mission to accomplish: To protect the Triforce. He ran to the Temple of Time to do what he was told, thankful that now, nobody could bother him, he'd be alone. He ran into the doors of the sacred temple and placed the three Spiritual Stones in their place just as it said to. He took out his Ocarina, and his destiny was fulfilled. He played the Song of Time and the door opened, revealing another room. Inside, the blade of evil's bane, the Master Sword, was waiting for him in its pedestal. Link thought that there had to be some sort of catch, some sort of boss he had to fight, just to get the Master Sword. He approached cautiously, making sure that every step he took up the stairs wasn't booby-trapped. He placed his hands on the sword's handle, and using all of his might, pulled the Master Sword out. He saw that the dark Triforce markings on the floor started to glow white, and suddenly, everything went black...