Title: Two Months in Paradise
Summary: Kagome, Sango and Ayame are the best of friends sent to a summer camp for two months. Can they deal with their hot cabin mates Inuyasha, Miroku and Koga? And what about the new girl who wants Kagome dead? There is also a serial killer named Naraku who has his eye on the group! Will the group survive for two months?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha sadly, but imagine if I did…-evil snicker-
Inuyasha: -eyes oddly- If you owned me I would hunt you down and rip out your f----- heart….
Me: -takes out tape recorder- He he… -Kagome's voice yells "SIT!"-
Inu: AAAAAHHHHH! –hits the ground-
Chapter 1: WHAAAAT?
Kagome glared at her mother like there was a wart growing on her face. "I never wanted to go to some stupid camp! God, you said we were going to Hawaii!" she screamed at her mother (who we will now address as Erika) who flinched. "But Kagome, honey, there is a lake, a huge forest and tons of activities-" she was cut off by Kagome stalking from the kitchen and stomping up to her room.
Slamming her door, Kagome took out her cell and quickly dialed up Sango, her best friend. (KA-Kagome, SN-Sango)
SN- Yo, this is Sango speaking.
KA- Hey Sango, guess what?
SN- You've gotten over Hojo? –squeals-
KA- Shut up. My mom signed me up for some gay camp thing.
SN- OMG that's so freaky! My mom did the same thing.
KA- Get out! Is Ayame going too?
SN- She called a few minutes b4 you did. She's going too.
KA- -squeals- OMG maybe we can share a cabin!
SN- I'll ask Ayame. Anyways Kags, I have to go before my parents kill me. See you tomorrow at my house?
KA- Aww, sure! See ya Sango! –click-
Kagome went back downstairs. "Hey Mom, can Sango, Ayame and I share a cabin?" she shouted from the top of the stairs. "IF ITS OKAY WITH THEIR PARENTS!" Erika shouted back. Kagome grinned. "START PACKING YOU LEAVE TOMORROW!" Kagome's grin dropped like a rock. "Stupid parents," she muttered.
Next Day…duh!
Kagome put on a pair of blue hip huggers and a long green t-shirt reading "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" (aw so what? I have a shirt like that). Her hair remained down, and she stalked down the stairs like it was her death day. She held her bags (a simple yellow backpack and two duffel bags) loosely and dropped them by the door. "Come and load my bags into the car, Souta, or I'll make you," she grumbled in between yawns. After taking a glass of orange juice from the kitchen, she found her mom. "Can we pick up Sango and Ayame along they way?" she asked. Erika nodded and ran over to help Souta. "Why does sis get to go to camp and I get stuck here with you and Gramps?"
Throwing her bags in the back of the Hyundai Santa Fe (hey it's the first thing that popped into my head) that was navy blue, Kagome hopped into the passenger seat and buckled up. The first house was Sango's, so Kagome hopped into the back to sit with her friend. Sango looked very pretty in simple jean shorts and a baby blue halter top that read "It's all about me, deal with it." She hugged Kagome and flipped open her cell to call up Ayame. "Wow I can't believe we're all going to the same camp!" she squealed, making Kagome suppress a giggle. Sango was about Kagome's height, with long brown hair she kept up in a high pony to keep it away from her face.
Ayame hopped into the car next, and soon the three friends were chattering about what they would do, if any hot guys were going to be there, and if the serial killer Naraku would show up. "Turn up the tunes, Mom," Kagome said, and Erika turned the radio up for them. After 2 hours of driving, they made it to Camp Akari (light). Ayame, Sango and Kagome slid out and grabbed their bags, rushing into the entrance. "See you in two months dear!" her mother shouted, waving at them before closing the trunk and driving off. Ayame grinned. Her red hair was tied into two pigtails, showing off her pointy ears. She was a demon, but a nice one. She also had a white tail that poked out of her dark blue baggy jeans. She wore a red tank top with glitter scattered on it to give it a shiny appearance. "This place is amazing! Look at the size of the lake!" she gushed. A camp counselor walked over to them. He stood taller than the three, had long silver hair reaching his butt, purple stripes on his face, handsome golden eyes and a crescent mark on his forehead. "I'm Sesshomaru, your camp counselor for these two months. Please tell me your names and I will show you your cabin," he said, his voice monotonic and his eyes looking down his clipboard.
"Uh, the name's Kagome," the raven-haired miko piped up. Sesshomaru nodded. "Tell me, are you a priestess?" Kagome nodded. He glanced at Sango and watched her closely. "I'm Sango. Demon exterminator," she said, inching closer to Kagome to escape the demon's stare. "You can call me Ayame, I'm just an ordinary wolf demon," she grinned. Sesshomaru nodded and then growled as they all stared at his pointy ears. "Before you bombard me with questions, yes, I am a demon," he said, turning away. He had on black baggy pants and a plain white shirt. Sango giggled. "He's hot."
Taking a few turns, Sesshomaru stopped them before a cozy looking wood cabin. "You'll be staying in here, ladies. But there are three boys sharing this cabin too," he added. The girls put on looks of disappointment but were actually ready to burst inside. "My half brother, Inuyasha Takahashi, a monk named Miroku Hentai (means pervert), and a wolf demon named Koga Youkai (he he)," he said, opening the door to let them in. They all gasped. It was really big and roomy, with six beds, four bunks and two regular beds for everyone. Kagome raced for the bunk on the girl's side, but Sango and Ayame beat her. "Sorry Kags, guess you get the single bed," Sango teased, throwing her boomerang onto the bottom bunk. Ayame climbed up the ladder and sighed. "The boys aren't here yet, wanna have some fun?" she asked the others, watching Kagome dump her stuff on the bed. "Like what?" Sango pressed. Ayame grinned evilly.
After about 20 minutes, the boy's side was messed up big time and smelled perfume. Sango bent over her bed to grab something when a hand caressed her butt. Her eye twitched and she turned around and gave the owner a big SLAP! The boy froze. He had short dark hair tied in a small pony, wore a purple and black shirt with baggy black pants. He also had a golden staff clutched in his hand. "Who the hell are you and why did you grope me?" Sango asked, clearly annoyed. The boy just laughed and touched the red mark. "Aaah, the joys of having girls for cabin mates. I am Miroku, a monk," he said, bowing. Another boy stepped in and growled. "And a pervert," the boy barked. Kagome stared at him and gasped. The boy had silver dog-ears on his head, graceful silver hair longer than her own black hair and amber eyes. Miroku wheeled around and glared. "How dare you label me a pervert Inuyasha!" he grumbled. 'That's Inuyasha? He looks nothing like Sesshomaru…' Kagome thought. The last boy stepped forwards, and was obviously Koga. He had brown hair tied in a pony like Sango's, a brown furry headband and a tail like Ayame's, except it was brown. He eyed Kagome and ran over instantly to grab her hand. "What is your name, cutie?" he asked, winking at her with his dark eyes. She sweat dropped and laughed nervously. "Uhm, I'm Kagome," she said, yanking her hand from his grasp. He grinned at her. He was wearing a dark brown and black shirt with plain old jeans.
Inuyasha 'feh'd and stared around before nearly dropping. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR SIDE?" he roared, advancing towards the nearest girl- Kagome. She grinned at him evilly. "You weren't here, so we had some fun," she informed him. (A/N: Inuyasha is wearing a red t-shirt and the traditional baggy pants, only this time they are jeans) He growled and almost hit her, but was stopped by Miroku. Ayame was eyeing Koga with extreme interest, Sango was glaring at Miroku and inching away incase he tried to do anything else, and Kagome was just grinning at a fuming Inuyasha. "Have fun cleaning it up," Sango said, walking over to Kagome and pulling her away. Ayame hopped down off of her bed and stared at Koga and Inuyasha. "'Kay, what exactly are you guys?" she asked, blinking her green eyes. Koga ran over and grabbed her hand too. "You mean us? I'm a wolf demon, and dog turd over there is an inu hanyou," he said. Inuyasha walked over and punched Koga's head. "Shut your mouth, wolf butt!" he growled, picking up his sheets.
Kagome was interested. 'Wow, a half demon!' she thought gleefully, unpacking the rest of her bag and watching Inuyasha. 'He's pretty cute.' Inuyasha, sensing her eyes, turned around and growled. "What the hell are you staring at?" he barked at her. She glared and turned away. "Calm down. I can't believe I have to listen to you complain for TWO months," she sighed, looking out the only window in the cabin, watching the sun high up in the sky, meaning noon was here. Sesshomaru barged in with an old lady in tow. She had grey hair pulled back into a pony (I've never noticed some many Inuyasha characters had pony tails or anything related to that) and had an eye patch on her left eye. She was wearing a white shirt and baggy red pants. On her back was a quiver of arrows, but in her winkled hands she held a necklace. "I am Lady Kaede, the archery teacher. Sesshomaru has asked me to come with him for two reasons. Kagome, since ye are a priestess, ye shall need to take archery lessons. And second, well, Inuyasha needs his behavior in check, so Sesshomaru asked me to make a special necklace. Kagome, ye will be able to control it with a simple word," Kaede said, before closing her eyes and muttering very fast words. The necklace glowed and made its way to Inuyasha's neck. He tried to pull it off.
"Why did you do that you stupid old hag!" he roared. Kaede glanced at Kagome. "Child, say the word," she said. Kagome put a finger to her chin and then gasped. "SIT!" she shouted, watching the dog-eared boy smash into the floor. Laughter echoed through out the cabin. "First word that came to mind," giggled Kagome. Sesshomaru watched his half brother. "Now you'll have to keep your tongue in check when miss Kagome is around," he said before turning around and leaving with Kaede. "God I hate that bastard," Inuyasha muttered as he rose to his feet. "Sit," Kagome chimed, watching him fall. There was another sound of a loud slap.
"Now I know why your last name is Hentai!" growled Sango, watching Miroku grin and hold his hand to the second slap mark. "My hand is cursed!" he said, grinning. Then he looked serious. "It actually is. That serial killer, Naraku, put a curse called the Wind Tunnel on my grandfather. It's a mystical hellhole that sucks up everything," he explained, showing them his right hand that was sealed and had prayer beads wrapped around it. "Wow, that must suck," Kagome muttered. She then noticed Miroku had decided to grope her. She screamed and slapped him too, making it his third slap for the day. Inuyasha shook his head darkly.
"You'll never learn, pervert."
OoC: I wasn't having much fun with my other story, so I tried a future fic!
Inuyasha: How dare you write that bead thing in! –cracks knuckles-
Me: -hides behind Kagome- Do it!
Kagome: SIT!
Inu: -crashes to floor- I hate you both.