Ahh, the elusive playground rhyme. Of course, there are like nineteen million different versions of it. Some that go into detail over exactly how Eevee's seven sisters pick on him (Eevee is generally acepted as a chubby, wussy little kid who isn't good at much), there is a Kanto version that leaves out everyone but Vaporeon, Jolteon and Flareon. Some versions Jolteon is either heavily muscled or has a sailor tattoo, all the sisters are afraid of Flareon, Glaceon's exploits are more exaggerated and so on and so forth.

Eevee's Seven Sisters - Solaceon, Sinnoh

Eevee had seven sisters,

As pretty as can be

Eevee has seven sisters

Count down at 1, 2, 3!

One! Flareon is firey-tempered,

She may burn you on a whim

Two! Jolteon is really manly,

So you shouldn't mess with himAa

Three! Vaporeon's a graceful dancer,

She can charm you if she tries

Four! Umbreon's a necromancer,

Never look her in the eyes

Five! Espeon's a famous gossip

Tell your secrets all through town

Six! Glaceon gives chilly kisses,

Heard she really gets around

Seven! Leafeon is kind of quiet,

She likes reading in the rain

Eevee has seven sisters

Let's count them down again

Eevee's Three Sisters - Kanto, Saffron City

Eevee had three sisters

They pushed him on the floor

They gave him seven wallops

And gave him seven more

Jolteon used Pin Missile

Vaporeon used Water Gun

And Flareon stepped on his legs

Just so he couldn't run

Piece of pie,
Piece of cake

How many bruises did they make?

1, 2, 3, 4....