Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't even own the joke. I just thought it was funny.
Summary: Kagome and Sango are telling jokes and riddles.
A/N: Alright, I know this is unexpected, but I was having trouble with my other story so I took a break. I will be getting back to it though. It's a short thing. Just two chapters. This is just some humour I had to let go.
"Inuyasha can we rest now?" Kagome asked. They had been walking for almost six hours straight. No rests, no bathroom breaks, not even if someone had to tie their shoelace. Or else you'd get left behind.
Shippo yawned as he sat on Inuyasha's shoulder.
"Yeah, Inuyasha, please can we stop for a bit? I'm tired." he pleaded as he held on to Inuyasha's ears.
"NO! We have to look for shards." Inuyasha yelled at them, while trying to get Shippo off.
"But Inuyasha, we are tired, and our feet are sore. Maybe you should listen to Kagome." Sango voiced.
Inuyasha growled reluctantly. "Fine."
Kagome gave him a thankful look. He just turned his face away.
They decided to make their camp near the hot springs for the girls to bathe. Miroku made the campfire, and sat near it. He sat quietly with Inuyasha and Shippo, as the girls went to bathe.
At the hot springs, Sango and Kagome had washed and now they were relaxing in the water.
"Kagome, I'm bored, and it's too quiet here," Sango told Kagome. "Talk to me. Tell me anything."
"Uh...like what?" Kagome asked as she looked up at Sango.
"Tell me about one of those things you call...jokes," Sango continued. "I am in need of a laugh."
"Well, let me see." Kagome thought. "I got one!"
"You are a bus driver, you travel 5 km from Hobart to Howarth, then 25km to Howarth to Lancetown. Then 90km from Lancetown to Melbourne. Then 526km from Melbourne to Sydney. Then 265km from Sydney to Queenland. Then 567km from Queenland to Darwin. Then, 741km from Darwin to Alice Springs. 198km from Alice Springs back to Hobart. After all this travelling what colour are the bus driver's eyes?"
Kagome paused to let Sango think.
"I do not know, Kagome." She finally said.
Kagome smiled. "You are the bus driver, silly!" She burst out laughing.
"Kagome I do not get it. What is a bus driver?" Sango asked Kagome.
"Nevermind. I got another one." She said.
"Okay, listen. Two mothers and two daughters went into a shop. They bought a dress each and walked out with them. How come they only came out with three dresses? This one may be tricky."
Sango gave this a long thought. "Because they didn't have enough money."
"No, that was good though. There was a mother, then she had a daughter, which makes one mother and one daughter. But then the daughter had a daughter, which made her a mother. And that's only three people." Kagome said and started laughing again, this time making Sango laugh.
"Okay this is one I remembered from eighth grade." Kagome said.
"Listen carefully. You are on a journey. All of a sudden you have to stop because there is a fork in the road. One way leads to Truth Town, your destination, where everyone speaks the truth. The other way leads to Liar's Vill, where everyone lies. In the middle of the two roads sits a man that is either from Truth town or Liar's Vill. You may ask him one question to find out which way is Truth Town. What would you ask?"
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A/N: That is the end of this chapter. Guess what the answer is because I'll only tell you if you review! I'm evil like that!
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