Okay, so I was just clickin around when suddenly I was overcome with the urge to do something in Angel's PoV. It was kinda inspired by my friend JpFreak100 on aim. I asked her what she thought Angel thought about and she said "World domination and cookies!". So then I decided to write this and it turned into a thing to explain Angel's weird traitorous behavior in FANG. I just cant keep that d*** book out of my mind and fanfiction!
DARN YOU J.P.!!!! DARN YOU!
Dis of the claimer: Do I look like James Patterson to you? I didn't think so. I also don't own gumdrops, in case that's an official brand or whatever. Do I look like the gumdrop people to you? Actually, I don't know what the gumdrop people look like. Maybe like Oompa Loompas. I don't own them either.
I just keep rambling on here. I sound like Nudge. Weird, cause in real life I'm all quiet like Fang.
And I keep changing the darn subject!
ON WITH THE STORY!
Hello, my name is Angel and I know what you're thinking. Every minute of everyday, I know what's going on in your head.
Oh, and another thing.
I'm seven and I can fly.
Everyone would assume it's just so great and cool and awesome to be able to read minds, but it's not. Okay, well sometimes. But other times it's hard to seperate their thoughts from mine. But here's what I think: I want to rule the world.
It would be nice. We could all fly around and no one would care about our wings, and everyone would barf sunshine and gumdrops would fall from the sky!
Well....maybe not.
But, maybe, with the powers of science!
I know! I can ask Dr. Gunther-Hagen to help! Hmm, but he might not help me if nothing's in it for him....I know! He wants us to join him so we can help him save the world, so if I join him, he'll help me! And after the world is saved everyone will be real grateful to Dr. Gunther-Hagen, and they'll trust him so when he says I'm in charge they'll just go along with it!
And then we could all eat cookies!
But I dont know if Max would like my idea....I'll just have to go without her. I'll leave a note so they don't worry about me.
Soon I'll be the queen of the world!
Queen Angel. That sounds pretty. I think I'll be a good queen. People will like me when I make gumdrops and cookies fall from the sky, right?
I wonder how we can get the gumdrops and cookies to fall from the sky...maybe I'll fly up and fill clouds full of them! But I'll get the others to help me, because there's a lot of clouds up there.
Ha-ha. I just had a mental image of Fang with a bucket full of gumdrops flying around a bunch of fluffy white clouds.
Hmm...
I dont know about everyone barfing sunshine....they'd have to be genetically altered. Oh well. I can arrange that.
I wonder if there's some way to make unicorns real! That would be really cool!
Oh well, I guess I should write that note now and go before someone wakes up.
Sooo...that was pretty weird. Kinda OoC. Hmm...
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COMING SOON! Two Maximum Ride Fans embark on a perilous journey to do something everyone dreams of but never have the guts to actually do: Kidnap James Patterson as punishment for his evil deeds in FANG. Total randomness. Very....insane.
Keep an eye out for "The Quest To Kidnap James Patterson"! Okay, now that I got that out of my system...BY BUY BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
--MyNameIsNOTJessica
