The Adventures of Charlie and Harry Vol.1: Charlie and Harry go to White Castle

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Chapter 1 -The Decision

Harry Potter, a young wizard in training and a student of Hogwart's School of Arts and Technology, met up with his companion, Charlie Button, the very young CEO of Wonka Chocolate, Inc. Harry found Charlie shaving his whoa with Harry's shaving wand, which was used to take out nasal hair.

"What are you doing!" yelled Harry.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" The two young british boys looked at eachother for a moment.

"It looks to me that you're shaving you HONK HONK!" replied Harry, in disgust. There was awkward moment of silence between the two roommates.

"I was hungry, okay?" said Charlie.

"What does that have to do with shaving your HOO HOO!" asked Harry, "And beside, if you're hungry there was left over tofu in the fridge."

"I don't like Tofu!" shrieked Charlie, "It tastes like WOO WOO flavored bubblegum."

"You mean, Ron's?"

"Don't remind me of him! I told you, we're over!" cried Charlie.

"You're just jealous that he left you for me," said Harry. Charlie dropped the magic razor, and pulled up his pokka-dotted trousers.

"Whatever, I'm hungry let's order some Chinese from Cho Chang." said Charlie.

"Nah, I don't wanna see her straight face," said Harry, "let's get something else.

"Like what?" asked Charlie.

"I don't know. Let's just watch T.V. while we decide."

Harry and Charlie or Charlie and Harry left to the T.V. bedroom. Harry grabbed the remote click dick from Charlie's polka-dotted trousers.

"Ouch!" said Charlie.

Harry flipped the channels around until he conquested Spike Dyke for Men. All of a sudden burst there was a bright flashy commercial that caught the eye of Charlie's chocolate covered pupil.

"Have you ever wanted to eat something new?" said a seductive voice.

"Yes!" replied Harry and Charlie.

"Have you ever wanted to eat something so soft and thin with cheesy sauce squeezing out of its exit"

"Kinda?"

"Or how about a round bun with meaty burgers inside, and soft and juicy lettuce mixed with tomatoes."

"Oh yeah!"

"Then come to White Castle, where all of your fantasies come true. Fantasy, Everyone Has One."

"Charlie, you know what I'm thinking?" asks Harry.

"White Castle..."

To be continued...