Once there was the largest continent in the entire world, that continent was called India. Then there was the second largest continent in the entire world, that continent had this kingdom called The Kingdom of Who The Fuck Cares. In The Kingdom of Who The Fuck Cares, the rulers were superheroes. There were 6 superheroes and one canine dog. Their names were probably the strangest names you could ever hear of. There was Terry, the Asian T.K.; Nina, the Asian Numbah Jayfinkle; Nolen, the White Kid; Dominque, the Black Chick Whose Just Here To Make The Rulers Seem Diverse; Jeremy, The Jew; and William. Their canine dog was named Erin!.
Now see, this kingdom was really… peculiar. The rulers made rules, hence the title, rulers. This kingdom had rules, rules in which were really… peculiar. They would read books backwards, even though the text was forwards. They wore spandex 24/7 and borrowed tops from Kelly that really hot blonde chick who texted everyone that her boyfriend broke up with her through texting. They made grammar rules ie, texted and texting are not real words. How… peculiar. Only the rich and noble could drink fresh water, whereas the peasants had to drink salt water. Their death rate was 90% per year surprisingly. And their measurements of centimeters were longer than meters.
This shows you how fucked up this place is. So we shall carry on to a more fucked up story!