Amir was walking down the street and he was sad because jake was successfully hiding from him. Suddenly he ran into a homeless man with a long white beard and a pointy tin foil hat.
"woah!" said amir "I FOUND A WIZARD!"
"got any change?" asked the man
"got any magic?"
"no"
"lair"
"hmm?"
"don't lie to me wizard! now take me to jake!"
"ok. First some change"
"yes!" he gives the man a penny
"ok Ala-kuma-prestigo!" nothing happened
"Hey you -" suddenly he vanishes.
suddenly Amir was in a large field and he saw some mountains in the distance. "jake!" he called out. "jake!" he calls out again as he starts walking. Soon he sees a small village.
"darn it! it must have been a time wizard" he goes to the village and goes up to someone.
"hi umm dude where am i?"
"well you're in the new country of britain"
"no!"
to be continued.