"Dad!"

"No! Don't listen to him, Uncle Itachi! I didn't do it!"

Screams blast throughout the house, rattling the doors and windows in their frames. Itachi sighs softly, the beginnings of a migraine brewing within his head, and sets his book down on the coffee table in front of him. He rests his cheek against his fist, waiting patiently for the impending storm of doom to move into the family room.

Two teenage boys burst into the room, one with straight navy blue hair and mismatched eyes. He rushes to Itachi's side, face marred with anger, "Alois is trying to break my chess set. Tell him to stop, or I'll order Sebastian to do it."

"I am not! He's lying, Uncle Itachi!" The other, with cornflower blue orbs and bright blonde hair, points accusingly at the navy haired boy.

Itachi bites back a sigh.

The door to the kitchen slams open and a petite woman with curly blue hair rushes in, a dark scowl etched into her features. A small bundle of pink is wrapped up in her arms. "Itachi, we got another notice in the mail again. I thought you said you'd take care of it?"

Itachi glances back over his shoulder, brows furrowed. Was she talking about the crappy water bill? Or the riots in Iwagakure he'd been assigned to earlier on in the month?

The boys in front of him begin to bicker again.

And then the baby in the bluette's arms begins to shriek.

Here comes Itachi's migraine, full blast.

Ally snickers lightly in the kitchen, video camera in her hands jostling slightly with the movement. She lifts the camera, making sure to capture the pained expression on her brother-in-law's face.

"Good luck, Itachi~" She sings softly around her laughter.