heehee... a short fiction for my sister's benefit. She loves both Stanley Tweedle and Giles, and plans to make a webpage dedicated to them. So I thought.... hey, why not write a fanfiction where they love each other as much as she loves them both?
Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously at all.
Stanley & Giles
The Lexx was eating its food from a random planet, which they had come across some time ago but seemed to have no signs of life. Suddenly Stanley saw something on the Lexx's viewscreens.
"Stop!" he cried out. He knew for sure he had seen a human being just going into the Lexx's big mouth. The Lexx did as it was commanded.
"Hey Stan, what are you doing?" asked Xev. "The Lexx needs to eat or we'll never get moving anywhere."
"I saw a person." said Stan, and he headed down into the ships interior.
Giles had been magically zapped by an ancient curse cast on him by a demon to the face of a desolated planet. The air was still breathable, but there seemed to be no sign of human life. Then out of nowhere, a giant insect had arrived on the planets surface and began eating all of the vegetation around him. He had tried to run, but the insect had been pulling the very ground from beneath him, and he had ended up inside the insect and almost crushed to death by it's teeth. Then it had stopped.
"Hello?" he heard a voice from a distance. Someone else was inside the insect?
"I'm here!" called Giles. "Help, get me out before this insect starts eating again!"
"See?" the voice said. All of a sudden, he felt something grab his ankle and pull him up from the mass of torn vegetation and dirt. He was dangling from a cord attached to the wrist of a pale man with strange hair, dressed in black. Beside him stood a woman in a short skirt and top, and another, uniformed man. He was pulled up to the bridge on which they stood.
"Are you ok?" asked the man in red uniform. Giles nodded.
"Yes, fine thank you." he said. "But we all appear to be trapped inside this giant insect."
"It is a spaceship." said the man in black. "You are on the Lexx, a living spaceship, grown from an insect.
"Good lord." said Giles.
"What's your name?" asked the man in red uniform.
"Giles, Rupert Giles." he said.
"I'm Stan, this is Xev and this is Kai." said Stan.
"Pleased to meet you." said Giles. "And you're the captain?"
"Yes," said Stan, "how could you tell?"
"There's something about you." said Giles. "So brave and commanding. So captainly."
"Giles, do you believe in love at first sight?" asked Stanley, suddenly stepping closer.
"I never did, until today." replied Giles.
"Oh Giles!"
"Oh Stanley!" They ran together and embraced. Xev and Kai looked at each other in utter disbelief.
"Strange." commented Kai.
Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously at all.
Stanley & Giles
The Lexx was eating its food from a random planet, which they had come across some time ago but seemed to have no signs of life. Suddenly Stanley saw something on the Lexx's viewscreens.
"Stop!" he cried out. He knew for sure he had seen a human being just going into the Lexx's big mouth. The Lexx did as it was commanded.
"Hey Stan, what are you doing?" asked Xev. "The Lexx needs to eat or we'll never get moving anywhere."
"I saw a person." said Stan, and he headed down into the ships interior.
Giles had been magically zapped by an ancient curse cast on him by a demon to the face of a desolated planet. The air was still breathable, but there seemed to be no sign of human life. Then out of nowhere, a giant insect had arrived on the planets surface and began eating all of the vegetation around him. He had tried to run, but the insect had been pulling the very ground from beneath him, and he had ended up inside the insect and almost crushed to death by it's teeth. Then it had stopped.
"Hello?" he heard a voice from a distance. Someone else was inside the insect?
"I'm here!" called Giles. "Help, get me out before this insect starts eating again!"
"See?" the voice said. All of a sudden, he felt something grab his ankle and pull him up from the mass of torn vegetation and dirt. He was dangling from a cord attached to the wrist of a pale man with strange hair, dressed in black. Beside him stood a woman in a short skirt and top, and another, uniformed man. He was pulled up to the bridge on which they stood.
"Are you ok?" asked the man in red uniform. Giles nodded.
"Yes, fine thank you." he said. "But we all appear to be trapped inside this giant insect."
"It is a spaceship." said the man in black. "You are on the Lexx, a living spaceship, grown from an insect.
"Good lord." said Giles.
"What's your name?" asked the man in red uniform.
"Giles, Rupert Giles." he said.
"I'm Stan, this is Xev and this is Kai." said Stan.
"Pleased to meet you." said Giles. "And you're the captain?"
"Yes," said Stan, "how could you tell?"
"There's something about you." said Giles. "So brave and commanding. So captainly."
"Giles, do you believe in love at first sight?" asked Stanley, suddenly stepping closer.
"I never did, until today." replied Giles.
"Oh Giles!"
"Oh Stanley!" They ran together and embraced. Xev and Kai looked at each other in utter disbelief.
"Strange." commented Kai.