Percy Goes to Candy Mountain

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO

Percy Jackson slept peacefully in his cabin, dreaming of kumquats and flying chinchillas. A strange crashing sound woke him from his slumber, but he didn't open his eyes, hoping dearly that he could regain slumber. Then, he heard in the most annoying voice, something that still drives fear into his very soul:

"Hey, Percy, hey Percy, wake up!" said a voice that could only belong to Blackjack . Percy groaned inwardly.

"Yeah Percy, you silly sleepy head, wake up!" He recognized that voice as one of Blackjacks Pegasus friends, she was pink. Seeing no way around it, Percy opened his eyes and snarled.

"Oh gods you guys, this better be pretty freakin' important. Is the camp on fire?" He said, wondering how the heck two pegasi got into his cabin.

"No Percy, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Percy!"

"Yeah Percy, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us Percy!"

"Yeah Percy! It will be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Percy!" Percy resisted the urge to whip out Riptide and send both annoying pegasi to visit Lord Hades.

"YEAH! Candy Mountain right... I'm just gonna you know... go back to sleep now."

A look of horror filled Blackjack's eyes. Before Percy could get a word in edge wise, Blackjack leaped into the air and started jumping up and down on Percy, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Percy, You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!"

"Yeah Percy, Candy Mountain... it's a land of sweets and joy... and joyness!"

"Please stop bouncing on me." Percy growled.

"Candy Mountain Percy!"

"Yeah, Candy Mountain!"

Percy realized angrily that there was only one way to get around these annoying Pegasi. "Alright Fine! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain."

Percy followed Blackjack and his friend through the woods, dearly hoping that no one would ever find out about this.

"LALALALALALALALAAAA!" The pegasi sang merrily.

"Enough with the singing all ready!" They stopped in front of a giant creature that Percy didn't

recognize.

"Oh, gods, what is that?"

"It's a leoplurodon Percy."

"A magical leoplurodon!"

"It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain."

Percy clapped his hand to his face in frustration.

"Alright, guys you do know that there is no Candy Mountain right?"

The pegasi stared at him in horror

"SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!"

"SSSHHHUUUNNNN"

"SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!"

"Yeah..."

The leoplurodon made and odd shrieking sound and the pegasi looked overjoyed

"It has spoken!" Blackjack declared.

"It has told us the way!"

"It didn't say any thing!"

The three traveled until they came to a rickety old bridge.

"It's just over this bridge Percy."

"This magical bridge of hope and wonder!"

Percy shuffled uncomfortably. "Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing."

"PERRRRRCY, PERRRRRRCCYYY, PERRRRCY, PERC--"

Percy growled in annoyance. "What do you want? I'm right here!"

"We're on a bridge Percy!" Blackjack said.

Finally, they came to a small, mountain made out of pure candy.

"We're here!" Blackjack declared.

"Well what do you know? There really is a Candy Mountain." Percy said in wonder.

The two pegasi walked up to the mountain and sang out. "Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill us with sweet sugary goodness!"

"Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Percy!" said Blackjack said.

"Yeah Percy, go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!" His friend urged.

Percy bit his lip. He would have rather chewed his own arm off. "Um... thanks but no thanks, I just gunna stay out here."

Blackjack looked panicked. "But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Percy." As he finished speaking, the letters C, A, N, D, and Y jumped out of of the mountain and letter Y started singing.

"Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of lovely candy cave

"They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Percy wont you go into the cave"

The letters exploded once the singing was done. Percy groaned and decided to get it over with.

"Alright, fine, I'll go in the freaking Candy Cave! This had better be good!" He grumbled as he walked into the Candy Cave.

"Goodbye Percy!"

"Yeah, goodbye!" The pegasi called from the cave entrance.

The entrance to the cave shut, leaving Percy in complete darkness.

"Goodbye?" he asked, confused. "Hey, what's going on here?"

Percy heard a noise from something farther on in the cave. "Hello? Who is that?" He asked. He heard a bang from behind him, and then blacked out.

Percy woke up in his cabin, the morning light was streaming through his window. He groaned and then sat up, feeling a sharp pain in his side. "Ow... what?" He looked down at his side and growled.

"Gods, they took my freaking kidney!"

I wrote this because I was bored. R&R if you really want.