Wednesday mornings were.. peaceful in the house sometimes.

Laxus was in the living room eating cereal, Natsu was raiding the fridge, Gajeel was taking a shower, Rogue was playing with his cat, Sting was falling down the stairs, Cobra was planning world domination and Wendy was trying to get some fucking sleep.

It was eight in the morning.

"Uurghh," She groaned loudly, her voice hoarse. She lifted her pillow and slammed it on top of her head, hoping to drown out the noise around her.

Mostly Gajeel's horrible whistling coming from the bathroom.

From downstairs, she heard Laxus yell something to Natsu. Soon enough, a fight issued.

Feeling as if her ears were being assaulted (very viciously), Wendy raised her head.

"Will you guys-" she paused, "-SHUT UP?!"

It quickly became silent in the house for a minute before the sound of footsteps smashing against the floorboards up the stairs entered her room.

Wendy closed her eyes when she felt a heavy weight on her stomach.

Slowly lifting her eyelids, the girl glared at her brother. "Natsu," she hissed quietly.

"Yo, yo, yo, get up!" The pinkette exclaimed loudly, a bowl of cereal (covered in sugar) in his hand while the spoon was in the other. "We gotta get ready! Erza's comin'..-" he plunged the silverware in the bowl before taking a bite of his breakfast- "-.. Erza's comin' over today." He said, his cheeks puffing out like a chipmunk.

Wendy raised an eyebrow. "Are you even remotely close to being ready?" She asked. He shrugged.

Her brother was still wearing his pajamas. Grey sweatpants and a dark green hoodie with the hood up. His hair was messier than usual and he had a milk mustache.

"You look like a hobo," She snorted. Natsu pouted and jumped off her. "Das meaf," He said while eating another spoonful of sugar and cereal. Wendy sat up and stretched. No use trying to sleep now.

"So yeah- Erza's gettin' over here at like, ten."

Wendy let out a sigh. "Why not in the afternoon?" She asked, dragging her feet towards her closet. Natsu shrugged again. "Tis' Erza. No one knows what goes through her mind." He responded with.

"Okay," The bluenette mumbled, picking out an outfit. It was a white fringe shirt with a picture of Simba on the front and pink jean shorts. She turned around to her brother sitting on her chair.

"Out!" She exclaimed, pointing at the door. Natsu raised an eyebrow. "Out, out, out! I need to change!"

"Oh." Was all he said before disappearing downstairs. Wendy sighed before changing.

Laxus stared at the TV with an intense gaze while viciously eating his cereal. "No no no no no no no no," He murmured, almost chocking when he saw the next scene.

"WHY ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT ASSHOLE? STOP KISSING HIM! WHAT THE LEGITIMATE, ACTUAL FLYING FUCK THAT LANDED ON BUTTER ARE YOU DOING?! HE CHEATED ON YOUR BEST FRIEND AND NOW YOU'RE HOOKING UP WITH HIM??" The blonde man shouted.

Rogue walked past him with a questioning stare.

"Shut up," The blonde man grumbled, his eyes never leaving the screen. He heard Natsu walk back down the stairs and sit down beside him on the couch.

"Laxus, are you secretely a woman?" The pinkette asked, drinking the milk in his bowl. "Like, are 'ya transgender?"

"No?"

"Okay," Natsu nodded before standing back up and disappeared into the kitchen.

Laxus sighed and turned off the TV. As soon as he was about to follow his brother, his phone buzzed in his pocket.

Somebody was calling and his ringtone went off.

"Y DE PENSAR QUE YO CONTIGO QUIERO ESTAR," He started yelling and singing loudly.

Rogue's quiet voice floated from the dining room. "Querer probar algo de ti pa' no olvidar.."

"YO NO ME SÉ NI SU NOMBRE, PERO LA," Natsu screamed from the kitchen. "QUIERO!" From the stairs, Sting finished.

Cobra calmy walked through the house.

"Pasó y dejó su fragancia.."

Everybody could hear the door to the bathroom upstairs slam open and the thundering of footsteps down the stairs.

"Y HASTA ME DESESPERO!" Gajeel practically shouted, a white fluffy towal around his hip.

Soon after, Wendy followed him down and sighed. "Idiots.." She murmured. The blonde's phone stopped ringing.

Laxus picked up the device and checked the call history.

"Shit," He mumbled, his face pale like Gray's buttcheeks.

"What?"

"That was Erza."

There was silence for a few minutes before Natsu let out a bloodcurling scream.